Patrick has found another instance of LawTubers being useless, and relying clippers to do the work for them, rather than trying to understand a situation and provide an accurate commentary. Let's watch another professional man make a complete ass out of themselves and their profession in realtime. Aaron Imholte sits squarely in the middle of several legal battles, with possibly more on the way. His ex-wife April is alleging physical abuse, and seems to be indicating she will be coming for her former radio partner in a legal setting. On top of all that, he's still stressing out about the goal, haters and money. But never fear, there's another anniversary to celebrate, and these made-up-milestones are a real injection of enthusiasm for Aaron's fake career.
Keanu reveals secrets about April, Nick and Aaron! Could Geno and Keanu be teaming back up with the Toe after April's recent insinuations of abuse at the hand of her ex-husband and partner? Is April ok? Is Nick ok? Could everyone involved in this cluster-fork be doomed? And most importantly, will this show survive the fallout of all of the haters who are transferring their ignorant rage on to the host of this fine program for pregnant women and small families.
It's Patrick's birthday, but it's a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn't function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let's watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is dealing with the increasingly-numerous embarrassing things apparently being made public.
Nick Rekieta has his haters more frothed than ever, after an appearance on the latest This Little Piggy and dropping what appears to be a screenshot of Aaron Imholte's browser history. Alleged messages from Aaron seem to confirm that Nick has been accessing Aaron's Google account from his house since Aaron logged in to do a show from there almost one year ago. What could this mean for Aaron? Will there be repercussions for Nick? And why is April posting nonstop about Nick's hog? Let's get in to it!
Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
The election is over, but that isn't going to stop Aaron Imholte from taking to his basement studio to pretend to be a political pundit in between sandwiches and squirting Yoplait in his dungarees. There's a new energy over at Steel Toe Morning Show and it has SlamPig's fingerprints all over it. What could this new level of partnership mean for the future of the Toe? The Mike Calta Show may be worse than we could have imagined, with the Snorlax himself participating in some very questionable laziness. How long can these radio dinosaurs get away with providing rock-bottom levels of entertainment to clueless commuters trapped in their cars? When will the internet come for these relics?
It's that time again! America is on the precipice of one of the most important battles in our nation that doesn't matter much at all. They're gonna get us all in the end! But that doesn't mean we can't have a drink and make fun of the meltdowns, no matter which side of the aisle you sit on. Let's remember that we do it for fun, after all!
Another weekend and another grin for the Toe! Aaron takes heads to his basement broadcasting base to rally up another 8 goals for the week to keep his charade of a life on track just one month out from his second court date for felony harassment of a young lady by releasing her saucy photos without her permission. We watch our favorite radio pro meander through more ideas for his show while keeping grounded in the failure of today. April Anderson, once Imholte, has been tweeting suspiciously all weekend and it has the internet speculating again. Is this even April? Is Nick screwing with everyone again? What is going on?
Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks in on Tampa radio personality Mike Calta aka Cowhead to see the latest project by another radio dinosaur who has completely fallen asleep at the wheel as the broadcast industry dies around him.
Patrick has been trying to ge his StreamDeck to work for over an hour, and it's still not working. So get ready for a lot of yelling and lots of blocking. Seriously, you're blocked! April Imholte has court today, but a bunch of fans crashed it and upset the judge which could mean no live court hearings over the internet for April in the future. Nick Rekieta might sell Patrick that charcuterie fridge that's sitting in his bedroom. There's a new apple around, but Nelly has nothing to do with it. Patrick forgot how to golf and it's a big embarrassing thing. Aaron is above eating butter but not above eating dog food? How does this man reconcile his life? Aaron has a new girlfriend to lie to him about how he's winning on the internet and it could be awesome!
Hello. dear friends! It's been a minute, and we've so much to catch up on! And maybe you can fill Patrick in on what's been happening, because he's been off the grid, as the more technically-savvy children say. There's threats coming at Patrick, it seems like Nick and April have lost their minds on X, and Patrick ruined the biggest, coolest surprise in the Red Bar universe and he's sorry about it. Donald Trump was on Rogan, and the world is starting to turn on Kamala Harris. Let's all hug it out. You've been missed!
Stuck at home with large calendar gaps, professional part-time comedian Chad Zumock has been thrashing in the mud lately, trying to grab on to any and every target he can, from the Compound Cucks to the Dabble Dweebs, Chad wants your attention and wants it now! He doesn't have a point. He doesn't have anything to say. He doesn't even have any talent to entertain you with. But he is jealous, and he's going to act like a child to show you how he feels! Ray Devito has escaped Patrick's attention for quite some time, but he has truly become quite diminished and it's very sad to watch. If there's time, Bring your slop pants, pigs!
Patrick has some explaining to do. Missed shows and erratic schedules are not very becoming of a small-time podcastman. What gives? There's a story that might help shed some light on what's going on, or confuse you more. Who knows what's going on, anymore. Aaron Imholte is in desperation overdrive as he lays out possible evacuation plans and hands out life vests for the dingy that is the Steel Toe Morning Show. Will Aaron stop defaming Patrick publicly? The damage to his reputation may be immeasurable if Aaron can't control his emotions and stop willfully lying about Patrick on his show every day!
There's a world of heavyweight creators out there, and we love checking in on them. Our favorite Raider fan Micheal Ray Bower is busy maintaining two channels, one on his favorite sportsball team and one about his never-ending bouts of depression and anxiety. Can you guess which one is more entertaining? What's better than hot dogs and corn? Chocolate covered hot dogs and corn, or course. We check in with Royce to see what disgusting trash is on the menu today. Chad Zumock is in Tampa and sitting directly in the middle of the impending hurricane path. He's using it as an opportunity to look brave an careless, but the reality is that he doesn't have any friends or family to go stay with, nor does he have an extra $129 to blow on a La Quinta Inn a few miles inland.
Aaron Imholte has spent another weekend combing over what all the haters have to say about him, and is now scrambling to try to change public perception with an overt change to his show that people have been asking for throughout his YouTube tenure. Keanu C. Thompson may be overstepping her talent allocation by trying to host her own show, but she has a full time position making Aaron Imholte question his own sanity. After Keanu mentions Aaron being so self-conscious he won't show chat on the screen, he starts doing it the very next show! Aaron attempts to do a Vikings postgame show, but quits because nobody is watching, and then proceeds to do a Members Only stream where he just talks about football and Nick Rekieta, because that's all Aaron has left to talk about. Hi April!
It's a late night fudge-fest, with Aaron making some bold moves and really struggling with his goals this week. This man is getting run in to the ground daily, as he admits more and more the flailing nature of whatever is left of this aspiring radio-like career. How can this go on? Is he preparing to dump Johnny, or is the recent teasing and belittling of his favorite gimped sidekick a backlash for his recent transgressions on other shows? Only time will tell! We have so much Toe to get through and so little time, but let's laugh the night away catching up with our favorite spouse-abusing narcissist!
Aaron Imholte is more panicked than ever, and he can't stop dreaming about the expansion of his dying show. Watch the cognitive dissonance in real time for some of the best laughs of our time! Patrick has a new Rode Caster and he's embarrassed about all of the cables nd equipment that this one simple box is replacing. Or is it? Patrick proceeds to scream about Windows audio for an hours because something is causing the levels to turn down automatically again, and windows myriad settings and configuration panels make it impossible to find. Anyone have any ideas? Aaron shows off his German coin that is worth two dollars and kisses it like it's the most prized thing he owns. Aaron as received a strike on the Steel Toe YouTube channel for his gun promotion, and he thinks it's Patrick's fault. Has SlamPig been doxxed? Who is Ann Gosch?
Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
Late show, hate show, sorry ya had to wait show! Aaron Imholte, the only remaining full-time employee of the Steel Toe Morning Show is starting to run out of ideas, but that's not going to let him stop from pitching old ones wrapped up in some used trash glitter he found in his car seat after one of SlamPigs kids had to take an art project home from day camp. Watch Aaron explain how he's one step ahead of Melton and he's embarrassing his opposition more and more every day. Mersh is still being poor and complaining about it. Glitter and Lazers is back with some heartbreaking health news that you'd never expect from a woman the size of a small forklift.
It's Tuesday night and there's so much Toe to cover that you can bet your family's Chinese restaurant library that we will be talking about Aaron Imholte and his issues. Let's dive deeper in to some of our other favorite curiosities as well. Have you guys met Royce? Woah... We catch up with NLO favorite home chef Simply Sara. Mersh is yelling about Rumble again and joins Steel Toe in a spiral of depression and an on-air fit that rivals toddlers who need a nap. The cope and desperation are becoming too much to endure!
Another day, another dollar, and every dollar helps us get to that elusive goal! Aaron Imholte is fully down a rabbit hole of hope, delusion and distraction as he keeps leaning in to imaginary crimes by the host of this program to misdirect you from the very real problems and accusations looming over his slowly-balding head. Josh Denny is losing it on Twitter about the recent show going over his reaction to another recent show, and Patrick is starting to think the two will never be best friends again. Johnny Krutches skipped a Steel Toe show, and Aaron used the opportunity to turn the knife even further in to his friends relationship. When will Johnny get fed up with Aaron's duplicitous nature and turn fully on the abusive and manipulative Minnesota ringworm known as Aaron Imholte? Tryhard comedian Chad Zumock is doing more shows than ever while making less money than anyone! Will he be better off with his tribal lover Godfrey at his digital side to fight his stupid online battles with him?
What a special day! It's a day off for Aaron Imholte, chief lolcow of Steel Toe Media Inc. The recent alleged felon and sex crime perpetrator was in court today to put his finger in his ears and refuse to take accountability for his horrific revenge porn stunt that he committed live on air - once again, allegedly. Patrick had a message from Nick Rekeita this morning and the two talked for quite awhile. Lot's of fun is coming our way, nerds! Mersh seems to be desperate for attention, and the way he is doing it is allowing the Florida cat-addict to completely lose his cool on his streams. Someone tell Mersh his pathetic is showing!
The Steel Toe Morning Show has been around for ten years, and no one has less of an idea about its future like its host and creator, Aaron Imholte. Let's catch up with the roller coaster of emotions that Aaron has been on for the last 24 hours, and examine where Aaron has come from in order to understand where he wants the program to go in the future. Can this sappy noodle man ever let go of the past? It isn't Tuesday, but we could all use a good training session. Patrick has a Nintendo video that you're gonna love to watch, because it's so off-the-cuff and really sticks it to the corporate man, man!
What an event-filled weekend, as Aaron allows his need to be in front of an audience backfire on him completely in an emotionally embarrassing confrontation on some Irish tv channel. The Aussie Guy springs questions on Aaron in a manner that could be the best we have seen yet, but Aaron was ready because his ride-or-die rebound side-chick has filed him in that this could be an ambush. It turns out that Aaron and Ann may be spending much more time together than anyone could have imagined. Is Ann in love? Johnny Krutches goes full attack mode on Aaron over his comments about cats, but relinquishes his position on Monday's program. Is Johnny having second thoughts about ditching Steel Toe after the collapse of his recent relationship along with his confidence?
Another day, another dollar, and every dollar helps us get to that elusive goal! Aaron Imholte is fully down a rabbit hole of hope, delusion and distraction as he keeps leaning in to imaginary crimes by the host of this program to misdirect you from the very real problems and accusations looming over his slowly-balding head. Josh Denny is losing it on Twitter about the recent show going over his reaction to another recent show, and Patrick is starting to think the two will never be best friends again. Johnny Krutches skipped a Steel Toe show, and Aaron used the opportunity to turn the knife even further in to his friends relationship. When will Johnny get fed up with Aaron's duplicitous nature and turn fully on the abusive and manipulative Minnesota ringworm known as Aaron Imholte? Tryhard comedian Chad Zumock is doing more shows than ever while making less money than anyone! Will he be better off with his tribal lover Godfrey at his digital side to fight his stupid online battles with him?
Bon Dia! Aaron Imholte has been dodgy for weeks about exactly what it is that Patrick did that has him and the rest of the autistics on a BBS convinced that Patrick has bodies in the basement, First it was a cupholder joke. Then it was a pile of stuff people were sending him. Then it was reddit. But now there's a fresh take. Aaron, via his yesterday-enemy-today-pal and likeminded mushpot Mersh, finally have settled on a specific allegation. It's a doozy! Josh Denny is mad at Patrick for going over a website full of false lies and he messaged Patrick some saucy language to give him what for! And then he went on his podcast (we didn't see it either) to let the world know he won. Thankfully, someone made a clip!
Aaron Imholte, alleged sex crime felon and wannabe radio man, is back from another weekend of visiting his children in shared custody, and the projection about his inability to be left alone with his own kids has his broken his brain. We watch a man who is legally no longer allowed to discuss his own life on his own show exploit a crippled friend and drive a stake in to any hope of a relationship for his friend could have had with the woman he's been dating. Aaron has to squeeze every last bit out of his "friend" before he abandons him for good. Patrick has apparently been in contact with a "member of the family" that has some concerns. Let's get in to it!
After making the news around the world for sharing sexual photos of a woman without consent, and the allegations from his ex-wife of head-butting and choking abuse, Aaron Imholte is cracking at the seams! He cannot stop steering what's left of his program in to the rocky shores of racism, antisemitism, bigotry and slander! After attempting to do a show for two days without being able to blame the women who have escaped his Steel Toe torture chamber, he is quickly spiraling in to complete disarray without a panel of cohosts to cosign his nonsensical delusions.
Of course Aaron Imholte is not going to let multiple active restraining orders and repeated allegations of spousal abuse and harassment bring him down! It will only be a few days before Leighton Broadcasting powers up their stick and allows Aaron to take Minnesota FM airwaves by storm once again. Right? And Johnny and Matt are going to be loyal to the end as Aaron tries to control what they do and who they talk to off his show. Nobody is allowed to enter Aaron's sphere with truth. It's a spin zone and you better get to spinning if you want to dance inside the dome with Aaron. Let's watch this master manipulator tell us how it is despite the evidence from our own eyes and ears telling us differently.
Aaron Imholte has turned himself in after hiding all weekend at his cabin with is parents and fat daughter. After his arraignment and subsequent bail, will we know anything new with which to wager on the future lolz of Leighton Broadcasting's newest addition to the Minnesota airwaves? Or will this latest mistake (no offense Emily Imholte) jeopardize his FM future? Will Aaron be able to hold his tongue, the hardest thing for a delusional manipulative narcissist to do? Or will he be spilling more beens than a teenager at Chipotle? Let's watch some recent Aaron in anticipation of the outcome of today's big events.
Patrick is back on United States soil, and for some reason it's way sticker than when he left! Everyone has gone to court, and some of the picture is becoming much clearer while parts of it become muddier by the day. April appears in court, and her strategy in conjunction with the Rekieta's seems confusing at best. Aaron's flapping has come back to bite him, and we see that he has lied to the police and tried to destroy evidence in some half-brained attempt to avoid taking responsibility for his actions. How very un-toe like! There's piles of events to go over, There's tons of speculation to be had. Where is Aaron? Will he go back on the air this week? And if so, which Aaron will we get? The Aaron who is rubbing salt in the wounds of his betters with powdered sugar or an ice bucket, or the father of contrition taking ownership for his recently-alleged felonies? Grab a Celsius and join Patrick as he explores all of the most recent developments!
Patrick is wrapping up his Eruotrip! As agreed, he's carted himself off to the Eastern bloc and is going to be telling you about all the Estonian thing he can think of. Fresh off a night of drinking with locals and tourists, and barely making it back to his hotel in a drunken stupor, the alcohol has worn off and the fluids have been replenished enough for him to stream to you good people. What will Patrick get up to tonight before he jets off to Paris in the morning? It's the last stop before he speeds back to the United States and tries to get back on a schedule.
Patrick is in Scotland, recovering from the cursed weather of this ancient land. Let's catch up, watch some stuff, scream about things, and most assuredly piss some of you off! If you like bad audio and even worse content, you'll love it!
Patrick is in Scotland. Aaron Imholte is acing outside a Domino's pizza with headgear on. Everyone is going to court. None of this can miss!
It is not going well for Aaron Imholte. Not only has his marriage and his show crumbled around him in the first half of 2024, but The Steel Toe Morning Show has a future wrapped up in uncertainty. Will Aaron Imholte be returning to local FM radio with Leighton Broadcasting in Minnesota, spewing his racism and homophobia enveloped in begging to the masses? Or will the show fold in on itself as it has for the past few months, with Aaron coping and in complete denial about the state of his life and career? Let's find out as he begins lashing out at cohosts and the rest of the internet to project how clearly uncomfortable he is with is current status.
Aaron Imholte is FREAKING OUT! We have never seen the host of the Steel Toe Morning Show have more panic in his voice than we can today, after just a couple of days defending his abysmal performance at his shell of a celebration for ten years of who-knows-what. The cope and anger at Patrick is real, as Aaron cannot stop talking about all things Melton. Aaron is shook by his upcoming history and the violations of the HRO served by his first wife Ashley Larue. The nerves are showing, the leg is shaking, the hugging is full-on, the DARVO is pumping, and Aaron cannot stop defending his racism and homophobic chants while still hoping hs radio dreams have some chance of coming true again. Watch this sham of a members only show followed by another night of deep-cope covering extreme anxiety and worry, basking in the light of a super silky projection.
This weekend was the 10th Anniversary live show and meetup for th Steel Toe Morning Show. There isn't much to celebrate in mid-Minnesota. for Aaron Imholte. He has lost his wife, his dignity, and most of his friends over the past year. He's had to resort to trying to throw a roast for himself, and then cancelling it due to lack of participation and enthusiasm. He then planned a comedy show, but the few that showed up weren't in to it, and the chaos that ensues is glorious. Watch as this Midwestern lost boy tries to relive his radio days by encouraging crowds to chant racist words and thoughts while phoning in a cope show live from the stage to a half-crowd who couldn't have been less interested. Let's get in to what happened this weekend at Stoney's in Rockville, MN. This guy thinks he's going back to radio!
It's Friday and Patrick would be pleased to show up in a rectangle and dance like a clown for you amusement. There's so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, and it's Friday so the party is on, but we will stumble our way through it the best we can. Let's get it, baby! Let's get the latest info about the Steel Toe 10th Anniversary Party, with special guests you've never heard of before! Watch Aaron project and cope over Nick Rekieta getting his kids back, and again pleading with him to admit his sins and come clean to the internet population!
What is it about the goal the governs Aaron Imholte's entire life? He needs to goal to live, pay bills, take care of his children, buy energy drinks, play golf and so much more. But what is it about the goal that gives Aaron his self-worth? We watch Aaron's mood rise and fall with the prospects of making the goal. We watch his self-worth plummet as he struggles to bring in tens of dollars, and we watch him triumphantly boast and rub his success in to his haters when he lands a few bucks. It's a pathetic rollercoaster of emotions that can't be healthy for young Mooby, and does Ashley Larue keep tabs on how much this wannabe radio nobody is hauling in?
More documents that aren't about him means more chest pounding and chastising by Aaron Imholte, aka Captain Mooby of the S.S. Boooooo! Climb aboard with Patrick as we watch some of the latest Moobs there is to Moob! Johnny Krutches is on his last leg. Matt doesn't know what's going on. But did you hear about Whistin' Pete? And these documents tell a very ominous tale for our poor father slash lead character. When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Powdered snow or blackish tar, they'll come for you! Nick Rekieta and April are frothing at the mouth for the left over shards of this once-mighty local hero. Bet me they ain't!
A new day, a new dawn! Let's watch Aaron Imholte try to celebrate his husk of a show while he has impending court dates, one for his own violation of a restraining order by his first wife Ashley Larue, and one (probable) for snitching on his second wife and her current money-rod, Nick Rekieta. And the best part is that Aaron cannot shut his mouth and continues to downplay the restraining order, and making a mockery of the court while continuing to violate the same order! We go over some recently released documents and Patrick has the inside scoop on some charges coming for Aaron that could possibly add to the "pile of problems" upstairs. What a bad dad! And did we mention he's accused of physically assaulting his wife? Wow, man...
It's Friday, and that means the goal pretty much takes care of itself! Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show is still trying to misdirect you like a street magician, wanting you to focus on the crimes of his ex-wife April Anderson and vlog-lawyer Nick Rekieta. He''ll even talk some trash about his old friends Geno and Kiki if necessary. He needs you desperately to forget that his wives both agree that he is an abusive monster who's allegedly physically assaulted at least one woman. He's also back to his old Mooby math tricks, wanting credit for lowering the goal temporarily less than he promised to lower it permanently months ago. We've also got a resurgence of our old friend Crazy Joe, and this time he's taken to TikTok to cringe out a whole new group of victims!
Patrick doesn't want to sleep and he sure don't want to get up early. So let's do it and see how long we can keep doing it. You dig?
Another day closer to making our nut, Patrick is back to regale you with stories from far and wide. It's training Tuesday and if there's time we are going to need to see everyone in the break room for some serious educational edification. Mersh continues to bash Rumble, his once source of constant income for the past few years, cementing his permanent poor status in history. We watch an entitled woman try to use her stable of men and her influencer gig to pay for a pizza before getting her cuddle cave searched for a knife. And if there's time I'm sure Aaron Imholte is up to some lies or something, trying once again to distract from his domestic abuse allegations.
Aaron Imholte is gaslighting the world, making everyone who will listen think that his friends and co-hosts are abandoning him and his program because they've been co-opted by the lies of his ex-wife. What he doesn't want you to remember is that every woman he's ever been with has called him a monster, and alleged physical and psychological abuse on multiple occasions. Can Aaron Imholte make you forget he's an abusive monster? Will he ever have to face these allegations in court? Where is April and why won't she turn the screws on this idiot? Chrissy Mayr and Keanu C. Thompson are teaming up to give the best internet advice ever. Are these two retarded or is something else going on? You be the judge.
Patrick is cranky and it must be a curse! The whole show comes crashing down and Patrick ignores warnings that he is upsetting the copyright gods by watching Gino and Jasmine from 90-Day Fiance. Watch as it all comes crashing down live, minus the parts TLC made NLO delete, of course. So enjoy a butchered up version of what was! Patrick is annoyed by Facebook and comedians who can't stop flexing complete nonsense. Chad Zumock can't stop badmouthing has-been comedian Patrick to some of the biggest comedians in the world, AND Godfrey! Patrick found a weird message from Godfrey sent at 5am earlier this month. What do you make of this complete nonsense?
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It's Thursday and Patrick hasn't watched the reddest man alive in awhile, so let's see what the old crab is up to! Let's see how many times we can catch Kevin Brennan in his own hypocrisy. Patrick has the lefties triggered and he's going to double down on it, snowflakes! Steel Toes Aaron Imholte gets trolled via email again and can't help himself. The deflection is real and he just wants you to forget that both of his ex-wives consider him a monster for allegedly physically assaulting his wife. It's the gift that won't go away, Imholte! Keanu strikes multiple channels for using her content, doubling down her idiocy and handling this issue worse than even her previous worst. I don't like the look of it!
It's Wednesday night, but Patrick can't get weird with you this Friday so we have to do it tonight! Come gather around your whatever and feel a little what have you! Come get grounded in the energy that is Melton and whatever he wants to talk about tonight. Don't force it. Let's feel it and ride the wave. Like an Ouija board, the spirits will be guiding our session tonight. Who wants to come be a part of the action with Patrick, a spare goat, and some old denim he found on a train? Don't ask, bro!
We have almost caught up on the lies and spin coming out of trash-town Minnesota as Aaron Imholte seems to think he's slipped responsibility for the accusations of his domestic abuse. Patrick has noticed a trend and thinks there's another Steel Toe shakeup coming down the chute, and Aaron is holding on to Matt for dear life. Summer Sinclair may have MS and she's taking chemo pills about it. We hear some inspirational words about how she's going to make it despite the fact that we all know she's never gonna make it. It's Tuesday and that means we need you in the break room for a mandatory training session. Don't let this gamer kids push you around.
