Aaron Imholte has missed two goals on morning shows this week, but keeps repeating that it’s a perfect week. Do words not even have a meaning anymore? Listen while Aaron tells us that his new store is failing to send out merch after a month of sales, and why gay jokes are lazy and uninspired. Chad Zumock is desperate as his comedy calendar goes in to hibernation, and he takes to Twitter to scold Patrick about “not being good” and stuff. Watch as he calls for Josh Denny to come rescue him, as he’s done with everyone from Luis J. Gomez to Redbar in the past. Will anyone come rescue Chad from himself?