Have you ever wanted a nipple on the bottom of your foot? I sure have. That way if I ever ran in to a homeless baby, I could give it some milk just by sticking out my leg. And everyone would be all like “don’t kick that baby!” and I’d be all like “I’m gonna!” and they’d be all like “no! don’t!” and I’d say “jk!” and we’d all laugh and laugh while we ate goat cheese by a statue of Nell Carter. Anyway, this is a show, not unlike all our other shows, where we make fun of things and laugh about stuff and share trinkets with you. You’ll most likely enjoy it to some extent.
