Comedian Tess Barker sits in on today’s show and polishes off the Fireball. Patrick talks about the heat in the valley and dancing like nobody is watching. He’s also apparently either going to prom or on an important date or something, and there may or may not be a trip to Bermuda involved. Tess is racist when it comes to selecting people who provide her with beauty services. She is also feeling guilty about paying eight dollars for a kale smoothie. Volkswagens suck, Hondas rule. We talk about testicular cancer and what it’s like to date a guy with one ball. Lost used to be good, but we all agree it ends so poorly it’s not worth watching.