It’s our first show of 2017, and it’s pretty much the same as 2016 over here at The Onions. Shooby sits into talk about his upcoming music festivals, including the drug boat he always goes on and Coachella later this year. A McDonald’s employee was arrested for stealing food in a unique way. Patrick has been talking to a reporter about Dan Nainan, who has re-emerged in the news lately with claims of being a millennial. Mariah Carey had one of the worst fails ever at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Kid’s animal toys are telling them to have sex while they sleep. Amazon begins testing deliveries with drones, and much more.