Patrick is off to Tulsa to do some shows and Mikey is preparing to return home to Edinburgh. We recap the last few days of the Super Bowl weekend by telling you all the latest weird things the members of the Queefsquad are up to. We have an intervention for people who do drugs but don’t enjoy drugs. Penn and Teller aren’t doing a good show right now, and we’re embarrassed to have seen it. Patrick still plans to quit smoking because Mikey is puffing away. We have invented a new movie game. Patrick may or may not have malaria after displaying many of the symptoms.