Patrick is back and promising a huge announcement at the end of this show. Fans Paul and Laura from Glasgow, Scotland sit in on this show, and we all start drinking because it’s almost midnight. Paul and Laura recently got married at the MGM Grand by a guy who sometimes dress up as Elvis. Patrick has finally had the smoke detector successfully replaced. Sometimes pooping hurts a lot, and Patrick is going to tell you too much about it before talking about taking a chunk out of his toe. Everyone is stoked about the Mega Millions lottery, but mostly uneducated idiots.
