Aaron Imholte and his boys can’t stop smelling their own farts and calling the wind sour! Watch some of the most amazing breakdowns from some of the strangest people. Bob Levy returns to MLC to shove the “years long work” in everyone’s face? What is happening? Patrick wants to try his hand at defauding his fans and wants to launch a new crypto token! …
In the quiet, there’s a place—Xylith’s Veil. A place where echoes twist into something else. Listen carefully. Sounds come, but they don’t leave. The walls bend, whispers grow teeth, and your shadow might start to follow you. The hours flicker strangely, like paper burning from the edges. Vernix once found the stillness there, but he’s not the same now. Will you be? Don’t ask. Don’t search for answers. Just listen. And when you hear it, don’t say its name. …
This one is definitely going to be the one where you realize that being a fan of this show isn’t doing you or your family any favors! Patrick is being attacked by an old incontinent man named Michael Redbar who has teamed up with number one radio guy Aaron Imholte. Find out if giggling is really the thing you want to be associated with! Patrick has some teasers about Hackamania for 2025 and you’re gonna want more! We’ve got a woman getting tased in a bikini just to make the hairs on the back of your tongue stand up! Wannabe comedian and amateur puppeteer April Brucker is back to remind everyone that Mike David isn’t the only one making plop on the internet! …
Aaron Imholte is in a rut, but only if you look at his view metrics, subscriber count acceleration, or the money his sad excuse for a show brings in. If you go by attitude, your mileage may very, as Aaron’s bipolar nature will never reveal the actual level of stress the Minnesota domestic abuser is currently under. Aaron can’t help himself, as he continues to double down on calling Patrick slanderous names on almost every show, and you have to wonder if all of this faffing around will ever catch up to him. After an embarrassing showing on his manufactured anniversary show grift Friday, the Moobs is in a mood and we are here for it. …
Come on, people, now. Smile on your brother. Everybody get together. Try to love one another, right now. …
Kino Casino makes its triumphant return to the sixth largest streaming platform! Aaron Imholte shows an embarrassing glimpse of his kitchen! Michael Ray Bower ain’t got no meat! Won’t you please GIVE THANKS for what YOU have? …
It’s BLACK WEDNESDAY, and if you’re back home with your family, you’re probably drunk and looking for some fun! Come hang out with the Onions and get your goo gobbled! Aaron Imholte can’t stop talking about Kayla Rekieta apparently. Patrick reviews the tape to see if the rumors are true. If Aaron violated the court order, and if she decides to tell the court, he could actually be facing jail time. Kino Casino has survived their recent scandal. Or have they? PPP is striking things left and right and the breakdown of Andy Warski is unreal to watch. This guy is a complete mental midwit! Bob Levy is trashing The Shuli Network, and we are left to wonder if the bad blood is real, or this is just another work by the boys over at TSN. …
Nick Rekieta is off to court today for a supposed settlement, and all the little internet gossips are refreshing their screens to see what he’s gonna get when the swift hammer of justice comes down on his head. From what it seems, we may be hearing from Nick very soon, and it sounds like he has a lot to say. April may be Aaron’s ex-wife, but she’s front and center in his mind. Some recent tweets have sent our wannabe boxer slash radio man in to a new frenzy. It’s training Tuesday and you won’t believe how easy grocery shopping has become! Pack a snack and come hang with the Onions! …
The boys known as PPP and Andy Warski from the online streaming preschool Kino Casino are taking a break from busting on other shows to reveal that they were busting on some ladies of the night in Las Vegas. At least Andy Warski was. PPP just sat in his mobility chair and soft-jacked to the scene. Bob Levy goes back on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan to argue about money and feel out the next steps between the two old curmudgeons. Aaron Imholte once again is trying to control the narrative of his own past by lying about his radio ratings, lying about the proof that exposes his lie, and more. Watch how pathetic this gets as the Minnesota Moob heads in to his fourth year of streaming his sad little show. …
Were you forced to spend Friday night and all day Saturday with you friends and family, rather than hanging in a chat of debaucherous nerds talking about everything from Push Pops to Pinwheels! Come on down and have fun with Patrick and the gang! Pull up a thong and light up a SONG! Okay? …
Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. …
Patrick is here to go over the latest Steel Toe happenings, as you’ve come to expect from the Big Sauce and his big drip. Johnny Krutches flees the Steel Toe Morning Show for the second time in a few months, crying and having a breakdown about his medical condition. Aaron eats up the opportunity to scrape in pity donations for his friend. Aaron continues to sit In a puddle of his own cope, and we are here for it! We’ve got some other fun stuff to check out today as well, because we can’t just sit around and watch Aaron grow bigger moobs all day. …
Patrick has found another instance of LawTubers being useless, and relying clippers to do the work for them, rather than trying to understand a situation and provide an accurate commentary. Let’s watch another professional man make a complete ass out of themselves and their profession in realtime. Aaron Imholte sits squarely in the middle of several legal battles, with possibly more on the way. His ex-wife April is alleging physical abuse, and seems to be indicating she will be coming for her former radio partner in a legal setting. On top of all that, he’s still stressing out about the goal, haters and money. But never fear, there’s another anniversary to celebrate, and these made-up-milestones are a real injection of enthusiasm for Aaron’s fake career. …
Patrick bet everything he had on the big fight an it’s weighing on his conscience. Can we talk about something funny for once? Will you please stop bringing everyone down about it? This is the worst. …
Keanu reveals secrets about April, Nick and Aaron! Could Geno and Keanu be teaming back up with the Toe after April’s recent insinuations of abuse at the hand of her ex-husband and partner? Is April ok? Is Nick ok? Could everyone involved in this cluster-fork be doomed? And most importantly, will this show survive the fallout of all of the haters who are transferring their ignorant rage on to the host of this fine program for pregnant women and small families. …
Patrick pretends to be drunk for almost two hours to show how desperate the people who hate Nick are to believe their own narratives. Please don’t comment about how bad this is. Everyone knows. It’s on purpose. …
It’s Patrick’s birthday, but it’s a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn’t function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let’s watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is dealing with the increasingly-numerous embarrassing things apparently being made public. …
Nick Rekieta has his haters more frothed than ever, after an appearance on the latest This Little Piggy and dropping what appears to be a screenshot of Aaron Imholte’s browser history. Alleged messages from Aaron seem to confirm that Nick has been accessing Aaron’s Google account from his house since Aaron logged in to do a show from there almost one year ago. What could this mean for Aaron? Will there be repercussions for Nick? And why is April posting nonstop about Nick’s hog? Let’s get in to it! …
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