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BABA DOOK: Stuttering John Embarrasses Himself SEVERAL TIMES Live! Watch & Laugh Along!

June 25, 2024

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June 25, 2024: HAWK TUAH-SDAY! Angie Krum FINALLY Releases Haircast! Fatties Galore!

June 25, 2024

Patrick tries to get in to some other topics as we sit and wait for some expected bombshell from the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte love triangle with Minnesota egg-trash, April Anderson. What is expected to come out next? We don’t know but it’s supposed to be really big and shocking news. Planet with a Palate is back and she wants to show off her boy to the channel while using her air fryer. Angie Arum has finally released her re-recorded podcast where she cuts the hair of nobody wannabe comedians around the Vegas area from her budget high-rise above the strip. Let’s watch as a comic who can’t “cut it” attempts to create a show where her dud personality merges with other boring failures from around the comedy flop scene. Celebrate the fat wit NLO on this magical Tuesday! …

June 24, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Can’t Get Over April Anderson! Did Mooby MAKE Mat Quit Podcasting?

June 24, 2024

Another week means another week of milking the drama and trickle of news out of the Rekieta household for sympathy and righteous indignation over at the Aaron Imholte homestead. Watch another morning of Johnny K-legs sighing through the same old cope and whine from his buddy Mooby as he laments the fact that his hotwife is gone for good. A midwestern man cannot let go of his emotional reaction to losing his woman, and we shall all watch as he wrecks his own life as a result. Mathew Poster is one of Aaron’s only cohosts left, and after making his quit his own Savage Thoughts podcast, has Mooby revealed his unintentional plan to keep a stable of beaten-down insecure nobodies to cosign his nonsense on a daily basis? NLO thinks so. Come speculate with us! …

June 21, 2024: WAWA SUMMER STARTS NOW! Aaron Imholte’s Dark Corners! DonkeyLips Overshares Again!

June 21, 2024

The lols don’t stop just because your work week is done! We go back and catch some things Patrick missed regarding Aaron Imholte and his fake overreaction to the follicle test of Nick Rekieta’s child. Isn’t it time we try to learn more about Matt, Mooby’s simple Eeyore-like chum who shows up some nights to pretend he’s still a radio man? Let’s take a walk down memory lane to see when Matt stopped having such Savage Thoughts. Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame, has been cranking out videos that explain why he isn’t cranking out videos. Let’s see what’s happening with one of America’s most prolific child-stars that nobody wanted to take advantage of. …

June 20, 2024: The KIKI Conundrum! What Is Keanu C. Thompson? Steel Toe’s COHOST CABAL Exposed!

June 20, 2024

Another day and another win for the toe! Johnny Kobbles was back today and cannot make it more clear to Aaron that he doesn’t have any forks left to give about his stupid ex-wife and her drama. But that will not deter Aaron from going on and on and on and rehashing all the dirt. New theories arise about the intents of April Anderson and Nick Rikieta since the arrest. Kiki aka Keanu C. Thompson is losing her mind on her show, not that anyone would notice. Let’s dive in to this weird pseudo-comedian slash wannabe chuckle-chaser and ask ourselves what this woman is up to, and more importantly why. …

June 19, 2024: THE TEENTH! Did Aaron Imholte DOSE Nick Rekieta’s Kids? New Chilling Accusations!

June 19, 2024

Patrick has migrated the studio over to a new computer, attacked the problems head on, and is ready to come back live and see what isn’t working. Aaron Imholte has gone full throttle on alighting his few friends about his past, and we are here to shed some light on the truth. Will Aaron Imholte ever be able to let April Anderson go, or is the small-town Minnesota failure of a father destined to waddle in a pity puddle for eternity? Let’s laugh as he lashes out at the latest drip from the Rekieta Law lolcow lollipop. Let’s see who saying what, what makes sense and what doesn’t, and just what everyone’s motives might be. Saddle up, simpletons! It’s time to ride! …

June 17, 2024: STUTTERING JOHN Goes To Vegas! Steel Toe’s Aaron Imholte Is a BAD DAD!

June 17, 2024

It’s Monday and there are some fantastic things to recap from the weekend! Stuttering John, who used to be a mentally-disabled diversity hire at The Howard Stern Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, visited Las Vegas and tried to hunt down Patrick and serve him a piece of his mind. Or did he? Patrick breaks down the game film and gives his side of the confrontation. Keanu is back on Steel Toe today, badmouthing people and agreeing with nonsense to please her main man, Aaron Imholte. Let’s watch two big brains break down the nick Rekieta and April Anderson situation for the nineteenth time with absolutely no evidence or truth behind it. How did Aaron Imholte celebrate Father’s Day with his three children? Did the one he never wanted feel included in the fun? Let’s find out! …

JOHN WATCH! Patrick Under Threat! Steel Toe Sour Hour! Chad Zumock Is LOST In Utah!

June 14, 2024

Patrick is hunkering down in his basement safe room! Join him for a show tonight and let’s see what happens! The more the merrier! We’ve got some Mersh stuff Patrick attacks Doctor Steve! Steel Toe is getting boring again and that’s good for everyone! Your input and calls! Your fun and balls! Come build a campfire of cope and feel your way to the freedom that is not really caring about any of it! …

June 13, 2024: Nick Rekieta’s NOTHING Texts! Aaron Imholte DODGES Another Fight! Phishing Frenzy!

June 13, 2024

The host of Steel Toe Morning Show, aka Charlotte Imholte’s dad, aka the most soupy-skinned man in Minnesota, is back at it again. You won’t believe what we have this pasty pudge falling for this week. Aaron can’t wait to destroy his former love, April Anderson, before she even turns in an application at the local factory. The rumors keep swirling and the trolls continue to play Mooby like a fiddle. Keanu Thompson joins this morning for another full-on cope session where Aaron continues to gaslight Keanu about their own friendship. Watch one of the most awkward pairs in the world as they keep trying to “do a show.” The numbers keep falling and the goals are not being hit over in Steel Toe town. Patrick wants Stuttering John to come by his house when he comes through Vegas. He will be waiting. And if John doesn’t come, at least let his mom know that Patrick wants a slice of that old hair pie’s goofy gash! …