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January 2, 2024: Is RAY DEVITO Improving? Kate Meaney LOVES Narcotics? Chad’s Drunk NYE Tantrum

January 2, 2024

It’s a new year, but don’t tell that to the biggest dopes in the dummyverse. Chad Zumock boycotts his new zaddy last minute and spends New Year’s Eve alone angry tweeting. Don’t worry – he deleted them all later, like a real panini. Kate Meaney loves comedy and loves hanging out with friends on podcasts! She has nothing to say but she has so much fun anyway! She definitely doesn’t have daddy issues and probably doesn’t definitely have a giant nose candy problem! Ray Devito is good for laughs for the foreseeable future, and that’s good news for us. A perpetual well of laughs for the most rugged amongst us! He wouldn’t know how to act normal if it fell off a truck.
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NLO NEW YEARS TOOKIE-TACULAR! Laughs, Surprises, Fun Times With Friends!

December 31, 2023

Come ring in 2024 with your friends until the end, Patrick and Tookie! There’s so much to be thankful for in 2023, and we plan to go over some of the biggest moments and create even MORE content about them! It’s the never ending spiral of the Dabbleverse! What does the new year hold for some of our favorites? Will Kevin Brennan keep inventing things that didn’t happen to get mad at? Will Chad ever fight his own battles, or will he continue to drink himself in to a stupor and point to the past in a desperate search for relevancy? How will the Atlantic City meetup play out in February? Will Ray close the deal with the blubbery-armed skin-tagged Kate Meaney? Will any of this even matter? There’s only one way to find out! Hold your breath and we will see you on the other side! …

December 29, 2023: DONKEYLIPS Says EVERYTHING is PERFECT! Plus: ATLANTIC CITY Showdown?

December 29, 2023

It’s Friday, and rather than continuing our bottomless dive in to the dabble verse, let’s finish the year on some lighter, more fun fool fare. Michael Ray Bower, aka the trumpet tubby from Nickelodeon’s salute your shorts that goes by the name of Donkeylips, has some holiday messages to make even the most depressed saps perk up. Try to pull up the straps of your overalls and get through this with us, ok? It’s been a stressful year, with ups and downs, but right around the corner lies a new beginning and a fresh start. Or tons more of the same over and over again. Who knows what the future holds?
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December 28, 2023: Chad Zumock’s DESPERATE Show! Geno & Kiki CAVE! Kevin Is SCARED? WHOA!

December 28, 2023

The new year has the miseryverse in a spiral, and everyone seems to have forgotten their characters and lines! But too much snow and indoor light can make anyone nutty enough to forget their place. Kevin Brennan is completely off his rocker and cannot be helped. Chad Zumock has so much to prove to nobodies of people that he has booked one of his “cucks” to do his sad Atlantic City spitefest. How many tickets will sell to this garbage fire in the armpit of AC? Bob Levy has Kevin Brennan scared. Geno Bisconte and his girl are down to make a cool $200. Ray Devito stands his ground and rejects Chad’s show offers, but does anyone’s word mean anything anymore? Spoiler alert! NO! …

December 24, 2023: THE EVENING: It’s About To Get EVEN More EVEN!

December 24, 2023

Won’t you poor some scrimpnog and join Patrick and a cast of merry elves as they bring cheer and karma to those who deserve it? ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through YouTube, not a lolcow was streaming, not Mershy or Moob. Not Hudson, not Mudshark, not Devito’s dumb charm, and no one was discussing Kate Meaney’s fat arm. But what are the children and lost souls to do? Scream thrice for Uncle Melty, and dreams will come true. Come bong hits and coughing and a menacing grin! It’s time for Nobody Likes Onions…ogain! …

December 22, 2023: Did Chad PRANK Patrick? Kate Meaney Shows Off! Ray Loses ANOTHER Dad!

December 22, 2023

Kevin Brennan has kicked Ray to the curb, after making him quit the Shuli Network and his own stream out of loyalty. Will Ray ever realize the toxic push and pull of Kevin is wreaking havoc on his joints! Chad Zumock panics like a fool again when Patrick reveals another traitor in his midst. Get the full behind-the-scenes breakdown of events on today’s show. Kate Meaney keeps on doing podcasts, and may even be launching her own project very soon. Don’t believe it? Hear it from her own mouth as she sits down with Ray for a dull-off the likes of which you’ve never seen! Hit the like button and wish yourself a merry little Christmas! …

December 21, 2023: STEEL TOE SWINGING! Ray & Kate Demo Their Talent! Kevin Brennan The Hypocrite!

December 21, 2023

We’re wrapping up the week, but it doesn’t feel like the week is done with us. Kevin Brennan seems to be upset with the idiots he’s surrounded himself with, but he can’t stop protecting his farm of fools and lashing out at rational people, making him look insane in the process. Aaron and April Imholte are almost certainly swingers, and Patrick has some compelling thoughts on how their arrangement must work. Ray Devito has no idea what his podcast even is, and just to prove it he booked Kate Meaney to come on. Watch as both Ray and Kate try to figure out why Kate is even making appearances, and stroll down a basic bitch back-alley of memberberries. Hope you like NOTHING and heaps of it! …

December 19, 2023: Helping The OLD! Corey Feldman’s New Funko! Redneck Recipes & More!

December 19, 2023

It’s Tuesday, and it’s been so long since the audience of this show has been trained properly. Today we learn how to give some well-earned service to the most elderly amongst us. Chad Zumock is spiraling and Atlantic City will be great. We’ve got some new characters to check out, and those characters want to share some culinary knowledge. Hope you like tater tots and beans! Corey Feldman has some new toys he wants to show off, and he dressed all weird and brought his creep energy to the party to tell you about it. Joey C plans his domination of the AM radio market. …

December 18, 2023: NOBODY Likes CHAD ZUMOCK! DonkeyLips Can’t Walk! Steel Toe Numbers Are DOWN!

December 18, 2023

Patrick’s schedule is ALL WONKY for the next week or so, and you’ll just have to deal with it. The internet is a fickle mistress, and her shows are not relegated to your temporal bounding boxes, human. The Lou and KY morning show is the shining beacon of the Joey C universe. Lou looks like his teeth got in a fight and had to be seperated. Did we mention he’s dumber than potting soil? Patrick revisits Haley Sacks, a guest from NYC who had a showing so bad, she couldn’t even bear to be in the same room with Patrick ever again. Steel Toe suffers another insane defeat at the offering plate, and April comes down to give Aaron a sloppy consolation kiss before heading off to her night shift at Arby’s. Save some horsey sauce for us, Ape! …