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CHAD ZUMOCK: Drunk Comedy LOLCOW Can’t Stop Drinking & Sucking!

December 16, 2023

Ding dong! It’s Saturday night and the mood is right! Come on down to watch the latest edition of Chad Zumock, alcoholic fail whale, completely embarrass himself for about thirty dollars. The worst part is the helpless little pig can’t keep himself sober enough to do his own gig! Drink up, piggy! Atlantic City is in two months and reality awaits you at the Borgata! Come find out how many fans are on your side, oink boy! The difference between this fantasy world where Chad has fans and the stark reality of Chad trying to act popular in person is going to be a sight to behold. …

December 15, 2023 PART 2: Let’s Get It Poppin Fresh! The After-MLC Breakdown!

December 15, 2023

Many hours have passed and the landscape has changed. Chad Zumock and Kate Meaney have been emboldened by the recent backlash of Kevin Brennan on Patrick. After gushing for weeks and calling him the sheriff of the dabbleverse, the worm has turned and Patrick is seemingly on the outs with the pink hot dog man. But Kevin doesn’t need Patrick. He has Ray, and Kate Meaney, and let’s not forget his number one son, Chad Zumock. Kevin says Patrick shouldn’t come to Atlantic City, but how could the Big Onion miss this party? It’s on in Atlantic City baby! Let’s wrap up the week and try to smooth things over on this second installment of the Friday Onion program. Kick back and relax with Melton and the kids! There’s no reason to be upset. This has all been a big misunderstanding! …

December 15, 2023 PART 1: KEVIN BRENNAN is MEAN! I’ll RUIN Your Life OLD MAN! Jkjk PO Box Friday!

December 15, 2023

It’s’ Friday, and while there may be a peace settling over the Joey C and Melton feud, Kevin Brennan seems wound up about something else. Patrick woke up to a text calling him a pathetic piece of poo, but your guess is as good as anyone’s as to what it’s about. It seems like Kevin likes to be the guy investigating and asking questions, but he cannot handle the heat when it’s thrown back on him. How much of this show will be about Kevin Brennan? It’s hard to say. Friday’s are loose around here. just like every other day of the week. We’ve got a PO Box update and maybe some more from your favorites. Who knows what Friday has to offer? Don’t miss it! …

December 14, 2023: KATE MEANEY Gets Turned Out! Joey C Is Gonna BUST! Mersh Sweats A Lot!

December 14, 2023

It’s been two day’s since Kate Meaney went on her third manic swing regarding her public internet reputation. Kate seems to have tapped out and run for the hills, but can you ever be sure with a privileged private-school drug-dealing anal princess? Joey C can’t stop screaming about Melton, and it’s becoming detrimental to his health. Patrick has an offer Joey can’t refuse. Mersh has a fitness update for everyone and of course wants to tell you about some plans he has for some gross cats he found. Planet with a Palate has breakfast while answering questions from her adoring fans. …

BROWN-EYE BONUS! The Kate Meaney Chronicles! A Dumb Woman WASTES Her Family Legacy!

December 12, 2023

Toot toot! All aboard the Poo Poo Choo Choo! Kate Meaney is already spiraling OGAIN after trying to control her own image on Twitter and MLC all day. This chick is a wreck, and the more she talks, the funnier it gets. I’ve got good news and bad news for Kate Meaney, daughter of comedian Kevin Meaney; today you finally provided some hilarious content, but it once again revolved around what a delicious snack that bootyhole was for your ex-boyfriend – the one you said had a tiny peen. Anyway, girl. Let’s talk about it! …

December 12, 2023: STEEL TOE Gets WORSE? Catalano TV Collapses, Kate Meaney is a WRECK!

December 12, 2023

Steel Toe as hosted by Aaron Imholte and his worthless spouse is unbearable, but have you heard Steel Toe helmed by Johnny Crutches? It’s worse than you could ever fathom. We explore The recent gallivanting by the Immolates in Vegas and what that time away has done to their precious show. Kate Meaney has found her medication and a sliver of confidence after bitching, trying to strike, crying, whining, deleting, hiding and more. It’s both humorous and sad to watch a young girl WRECK her social value over and over and over. TommyNC2010 has a movie review for the new Godzilla movie, but don’t get your hopes up for a poster. Joey C and his wife are busy debunking all the latest rumors about their trouble with the law. Joey C proves he doesn’t have an ankle bracelet, but Patrick has an update about his status with the law. …

December 11, 2023: The C Word! YouTube DELUSION Invades Joey C’s Brain! Kate Meaney Has NOTHING!

December 11, 2023

It’s Monday, and you might be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but Patrick is reeling from some bad news he received over the weekend. Could this be the end for Patrick’s poor beloved dog, Brad? And if so, is there any alternative, short of a medical miracle, that can bring comfort to this man? Worlds collide in ways you can’t even imagine, Watch as the Kate Meaney saga brings us back home to Las Vegas, where we meet a new nut! Angie Krum is gettin ready to release a podcast that is going to be full of comedy lol gold. Her simple mind coupled with a team of idiots has conjured up an entertainment juggernaut that will sweep cosmetology circles like wildfire. TommyNC2010 has reviewed one of the hottest movies of the winter season. …

December 9, 2023: MERSH Ain’t Fat! Kate Meaney Embarrasses Herself More! Saturday Vibes!

December 9, 2023

The rich come out on a Saturday to pick squares and embrace possibilities. The Imholte’s are in Las Vegas and the rumors are trickling in. Patrick has a challenge to issue to Aaron and April, but they’re too busy running around Las Vegas like rubes, dazzled by all the lights and free drinks. Kate Meaney has another video where she’s singing to all of us with he childish angelic voice. Watch as she stands on a table in her rich mom’s home and sings in to a gold club. Patrick’s in the mood for Mersh, and we watch some of this donkey’s latest clips. Mersh is going on a trip and wants everyone to know about his catsitter and the new automatic feeder he splurged on for his cat family. Mersh is also sick of people saying he can’t get laid, and he also doesn’t like Patrick calling him fat, no matter how much it’s the truth. …

December 7, 2023: Kate Meaney Should RUN! Kevin Brennan MELTS DOWN In Hypocrisy!

December 7, 2023

Kate Meaney spent most of the night huddled over a keyboard leaving comments on yesterday’s NLO show, and she has now blocked Patrick after many accusations. It’s sad when a young comedian has no idea how the internet works, but apparently Kate is in the DANGER ZONE! Kevin Brennan is obsessed with Shuli and his viewers, but thinks Patrick is obsessed with his viewers. He bites the troll bait HARD! What a nut! Ray Devito seems to be more confused than ever. It’ a tumultuous time and I ask that you bear with us during this personal ordeal. …