Show Archive • NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

November 14, 2023 – Chad’s STALE Standup! Are APRIL IMHOLTE’S Bags Packed? Get K-Mart Ready!

November 14, 2023

Patrick has some theories and what a better place to air them out than the daily Nobody Likes Onions podcast live stream comedy program! April Imholte’s anxiety is through the roof, and winter is coming! Will this woods woman be able to weather the depression of another Minnesota locked up with her scrawny stick husband playing radio in the basement? Is she bailing on more and more shows lately because of her fragile ego? Plus – we go over Chad’s standup comedy set from this past weekend in Ohio, and find out he still hasn’t written one new joke. The cope from Chad about losing a roast battle to Ray DeVito continues. It’s Training Tuesday, and we’ve got the tools you need to be K-Mart ready! …

November 13, 2023 – Ray Is MORE LOST Than Ever! Keith & The Girl’s NEW GRIFT!

November 13, 2023

Patrick is recovering from his weekend of birthday nonsense, and maybe now we can get back to normal about it. We may all have a case of the Mondays, but maybe with a little luck we can get through it. Ray DeVito has taken to YouTube to try to clear up any confusion about his roast jokes, but of course it comes across as confusing and defensive as usual. Watch as Ray defends nonsensical jokes that no one has any questions about, and gloss over others that were most definitely lifted. Keith and the Girl, the podcast no one can believe is still going, is back making a cash grab one last time. Their show has a big announcement to make, and it can’t mean anything good. Chemda is leaving, but somehow the show needs to keep going, and only your dollars can make it happen! …

November 10, 2023 – B-DAY PARTY! Patrick’s FAVORITE Clowns of 2023! P.O. Box Treasures & More!

November 10, 2023

Come celebrate Patrick’s last day of being forty-three years old! We’ve got a lot of boxes and envelopes to sort through. Patrick also has some loose ends to tie up to make the week tidy. You can guarantee there will be some sort of Steel Toe nonsense. Patrick wants to know where Spider Alomar is hiding and why? Where is Mr. Big Shot? Chad Zumock’s roast cope train begins. Michael Ray Bower keeps warning of us of a purge…from his toilet. You won’t believe what filmmaker is working on a new cut of old footage with the laziest new character yet! Who knows what other surprises await! Come join the PARTY, baybeeeee! …

November 9, 2023 – Steel Toe Is BROKE! Ray VS. Chad BREAKDOWN! Stats, Facts, Exclusives!

November 9, 2023

The roast between Cleveland goons Ray DeVito and Chad Zumock has people talking, and opinions differ with varying levels of passion. One thing is for sure – we were all very entertained. Almost two days out, Patrick has new thoughts and a complete breakdown of every joke on the roast, with stats and figures you’re going to love! Patrick has conducted conversations and interviews with many subjects involved in the roast, and some new facts are in that need clarification. And just when we thought we knew what was happening, we get another tip about this roast and the secrets it holds. …

November 7, 2023 – The Roast NOBODY Asked For! Chad Is Pathetic! Ray Is Sad!

November 7, 2023

It’s the day of the most pathetic excuse for a roast in recent comedy history. Gone are the days of respecting the craft and picking up a pen. Let the chips fall where they may when Chad Zumock and Ray DeVito awkwardly take the screen to tell an unspecified number of jokes in an unspecified format for an unspecified amount of money. What could go wrong? We have your ultimate pre-game breakdown before the cluster*ck begins. Steel Toe Morning Show’s feminine host Aaron Imholte can’t stop spinning in a hole of his own design, and the latest round of cope doesn’t disappoint. …

November 6, 2023 – OPEN WIDE! Stand Up, Sit Down, Wiggle In Your Seat! Sniping and Wiping!

November 6, 2023

Patrick has a headache this morning, but that’s not going to stop him from firing up the chat box and screaming at his Internet children! Let’s explore some of the best stand up comedians taking to the stage today. Alex Stein is getting TOO outrageous for his own good. Steel Toe has some more advice for all the shows chasing his coattails. We’ve got a new lady to watch and this one could be the easiest yet – because she’s so big you can see her from space…because she is very, very fat. Get it? We learn way more about the fat way of life than most are comfortable with. Maybe finish your meal before you get to the second half of this show, or we can’t promise you’ll be able to “wipe” your memory clean, even if you can reach. …

November 3, 2023 – FAT FORK FRIDAY! Josh Denny, Rodney Wayne, DonkeyLips, Chad Zumock & MORE!

November 3, 2023

Oh, no he didn’t! Patrick is making fun of fat people? What is the world coming to? Does he know he’s fat? Should he be talking like that? We check in on long-time friend of the show Josh Denny to see if his nineteenth podcast is the one that is going to catch fire. Micheal Ray Bower hates NLO and talks about Patrick like he burned his belongings. What can we do about this? Rodney Wayne has been spotted tooling around in his Nissan Altima Batmobile, and we want to know if this is normal behavior for a grown man with kids. Chad Zumock practices being pathetic in more ways than one. Come have a Friday, friends! …

November 2, 2023 – Chad Is LAUGHABLY Serious! Tommy Is Back! Haley’s WAKE-UP Routine, A New Guy?NLO LIVE

November 2, 2023

You won’t believe how much show Patrick is going to cram down your stupid face on today’s program. On Thursday’s we try to catch up with as many of the R’s in our world as possible, and yet somehow there is always room for NEW GUYS! Patrick has a new friend who’s got some keto-recipes you may enjoy. Chad and Ray are butting heads about an upcoming roast challenge, and it couldn’t be more of a dream for tard hunters! Haley aka Mrs. Dow Jones has a morning routine that is sure to make you gag. How do her mirrors work? No seriously. No for real. How do her mirrors work? …

October 31, 2023 – SCARY AF: Aaron Imholte STANDUP! More PRIZE Nonsense! Get A Job, Get The Girl!

October 31, 2023

Happy Halloween! Boo! Spooky scary stuff is in our midst, on our minds, and maybe more! We check in on the latest iteration of the Steel Toe Morning Show “prize night” grift to see how they’re doing. Is this set of Minnesota mini-minds still raking in the dough from their sleepy fans? It’s Training Tuesday, an it’s time you became a FORD man! If you can land this position, you just may land that lady you’ve been so keen about! And FINALLY, the piece you’ve all been waiting for – Aaron Imholte’s unreleased standup set from his big Chrissy Mayr event. How bad of a standup is Aaron? How much confidence does he have on stage in front of an audience people who aren’t there for him? Let’s find out! Trick or treat, biznatches! …