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October 16, 2023 – BON DIA! Comedy Shaman is LOOSE! Summer Was BORN To Sing! Another Missed Goal!

October 16, 2023

Happy Monday, fellow nerds! Patrick covered a podcast by the Comedy Shaman aka Put Down The Pork Pete aka Clay Combing Through Career Options and it did not sit well with the man. While Comedy Shaman has been a polarizing member of the community, it’s important to realize that once you try to be a guy, you are opened up to a world of criticism and unsolicited feedback. Summer Sinclair has the same problem with recognizing and calibrating her own level of talent. And Steel Toe? Don’t worry about Steel Toe – they are still missing goals and tell you that they don’t, all while begging you to help them help you help them have a show. …

October 13, 2023 – SCARY! Friday the 13th, Chad Is CHOKING, P.O. Box Treasures

October 13, 2023

Hello, fellow humans and others in their midst! It’s Friday, and we’ve got some many misfits to study in our hopper today. Chad Zumock is quickly undoing his entire persona – OGAIN – to get back in the graces of his papa Kevin. What is Kevin doing? We watch some of Chad’s most embarrassing recent videos and breakdown his confidence for the world to see. Joey C and his family are a complete nightmare. Wait until you hear about Chrissy and Tracie, and some other degenerates branching out from this family tree. We have a Stabby C mugshot to comb over! It’s Friday the 13th, and our PO Box has some packages that might need the hazmat unit to stop the entire studio from being cursed. …

October 12, 2023 – R-TARDS UNITE! KC Armstrong is WORSE Than We Thought, Joey C Is An Italian Clown

October 12, 2023

Patrick is trying to recover from a week of neglecting his show duties and entertaining Moody. Sure, it may not be Moody’s fault that the shows are late on the podcast feed, or the thumbnails and descriptions are have been off or lower quality than usual. That’s life, baby! Patrick has a new iPhone, though. So let’s focus on the important things in life! KC Armstrong is unaware of everything going on around him. He has a studio with fancy mics and headphones, buttons and sliders and more, but he’s too dumb to know how any of it works. Patrick drives the chat nuts with a parody song loop. Joey C has a new plan to get Melton and it’s the most laughable plot he has attempted yet. Come laugh at this untalented felon with us! …

October 11, 2023 – Moody Goes Bye Bye! Steel Toe’s Aaron Imholte Is a Blind Meanie!

October 11, 2023

This is not a show. Come say goodbye to Moody before he heads off to LA to go to Disneyland, and then heads back to Kiwi Country! What has Moody learned? Does he know what a diner is? What about his excuse for not using the word ketchup? Or not being able to explain what tomato relish is? We will find out. Patrick is getting a new iPhone. Steel Toe Morning Show’s Aaron Imholte can’t stop being wrong and making his wife feel like complete garbage about it. Why can’t Mooby ever see what’s right in front of his eyes? Probably the same reason Patrick can’t stop being such an autistic sperg. Enjoy this one, fools! …

October 10, 2023 – DonkeyLips Is Lazy & Scared of NLO! New Levy Launch! Waffe House Whiz Kid!

October 10, 2023

Another day, another kiwi. Moody joins Patrick again after another exciting day experiencing everything Las Vegas has to offer. We have important NLO business to discuss. Patrick promises not to bait Moody in to any long arguments. We check in some of our favorite idiots and try to get caught up. Michael Ray Bower won’t trust NLO, but really should. Patrick could be the answer to all his problems. Bob Levy is starting a new channel and promises to set himself apart from other entertainment. Earl Skakel wants to wave his willy on the wall on Patrick’s birthday. Will he allow it? The Waffle House method in action is very impressive. Join us, won’t you? …

October 9, 2023 – NOTHING CHANGES! Moody & Patrick’s EPIC Flat Earth Argument, Steel Toe Lady Show

October 9, 2023

Patrick’s friend and beloved chat room moderator joins Patrick in Las Vegas for some shows. Both of them are full and in pain from a night of eating delicious steaks downtown, but they’ve strapped on an energy pack and are here to annoy you with one of the dumbest arguments ever! Moody recaps his American adventures, including a memory of Patrick being too fat to ride Space Mountain in 2014. We dive straight in to Steel Toe an try to catch up on the Keanu and April “hoe cast” that they attempted a few weeks back. Spoiler alert – there’s poop and blood! We listen to April and Aaron talk about crying and missing their friends that they’ve only met once. Patrick baits Moody in to a philosophical flat Earth argument that he then drags out to annoy the chat room. They finish up with some more Steel Toe gold, including April Imholte’s story of how she won her man. …

October 5, 2023 – R-TARD THURSDAY! Failed Comedienne Fixes YOUR Finances!

October 5, 2023

Patrick’s schedule is ALL WONKY for the next week or so, and you’ll just have to deal with it. The internet is a fickle mistress, and her shows are not relegated to your temporal bounding boxes, human. The Lou and KY morning show is the shining beacon of the Joey C universe. Lou looks like his teeth got in a fight and had to be seperated. Did we mention he’s dumber than potting soil? Patrick revisits Haley Sacks, a guest from NYC who had a showing so bad, she couldn’t even bear to be in the same room with Patrick ever again. Steel Toe suffers another insane defeat at the offering plate, and April comes down to give Aaron a sloppy consolation kiss before heading off to her night shift at Arby’s. Save some horsey sauce for us, Ape! …

October 4, 2023 – BONUS! Shuli Shop Accusations! Ray Is TRULY LOST! Joey C Lives Above a Strip Mall!

October 4, 2023

A customer from the Shuli Network shop makes some heavy allegations against Patrick. Patrick doesn’t know who these nuts are, but they seem to be interested in some guy names Brent and his wife doing naughty things with animals. Patrick apologizes for being a sperg. Ray Devito still doesn’t know anything about anything, and Patrick has had about enough. Can we find a guy who can get rid of another guy, please? Joey C is in the chat and is losing his mind as usual. We find out he lives above an abandoned discount food store and a hair supply store, and it’s pretty embarrassing stuff. …

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