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PM in the AM: Dec 14, 2020

It’s all over now. It’s moving day. In just hours everything must be in boxes, and Patrick is being super chill about all of it. Maybe. Until he empties the alcohol and starts ripping foam off the walls. It’s the last few moments in this iteration of the studio, and you get to watch. Or listen. We talk about Josh Denny, Twitch and their subs, waste management, Vegas comedy, and podcast studio design and desks. Patrick wants to reboot Xzibit’s career with a new show.

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PM in the AM: Dec 10, 2020

Patrick sits down for a morning chat with you, his favorite listeners. Twitch has been sending out some long emails lately, and they are making new policies about content almost daily. Get ready for no jokes and no fun online. Patrick thinks he has been hacked because of a camera glitching and his new networking equipment being setup by a crazed fan named Spiro Bronch. Patrick has been painting and doing projects at the new house, which have been keeping him too busy to hang out with you dorks.

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PM in the AM: Apple Silicon Launch

Join Patrick in watching the Apple Silicon Mac launch event live. We join Tim Apple from Cupertino, Mexico while he launches the latest Macs using Apple’s brand new silicon processor thingys. It’s all very fancy and everything is shimmering brightly. The computers are fast and boy are you gonna want at least three of them. Chips!

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PM in the AM – Nov. 4, 2020

It’s the morning after the election and we all feel like we slept with someone last night but can’t remember who it was. We try to make sense of all the news and spin, but nobody really knows anything except that everything keeps changing. Patrick gets in to conspiracies and cults, and we look back at Heaven’s Gate, a cult from the 1990’s that really liked sneakers. We take a look at some of the latest nonsense from Thai Rivera.

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Election Night 2020 Pt. 3: The Unraveling

We are wrapping up a long night of election coverage by watching a bunch of newscasters try to make sense of sweeping Donald Trump leads across the country. No one will call anything and every channel we turn to is trying to rationalize the numbers. Riots are continuing in some cities, but for the most part America has chosen to go to bed and settle all this in the coming days.

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Election Night 2020 Pt. 2: Biden Starts Slidin’

Patrick continues his exclusive brand of irreverent election coverage with the renewed zest of a man who has recently returned from the toilet. In this FOUR HOUR block, we begin to see Donald Trump surge in some key states to the chagrin of most newscasters. Biden starts to lead in the popular vote, but who cares. Ohio, Florida, Georgia. Everything looks to be coming up Trump!

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PM in the AM – November 1, 2020

It’s the morning after Halloween and Patrick is pissed that he bought a lot of candy for nothing. He’s really getting in to Karen videos and what the kids are calling BASIC now. Patrick is buying a basic house. Patrick has a lot of problems with Twitch and how they do things. Stop getting your friends to help you move. Patrick is getting really jazzed up about his pool project.

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Aftershow 1362

We watch some videos of the most recent shooting in Philadelphia. We don’t apologize for anyone getting triggered around here. Fans scare Patrick in to taking his bow off and respecting Twitch rules about graphic content. We check in on Thai Rivera, Simply Sara, Trump has some weird ads about zombies and the apocalypse, and Moody introduces Cooking with Hoarders.

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NLO 1358: Farts and Minds

Patrick has just finished up a week of work in Tulsa and sits down with comedian Scott Schaffer to bitch about these kids today. Progressing in to straight-up “get off my lawn” territory, the two discuss the state of comedy and the world by basically bitching about people who can’t stop bitching. Anyone who posts on social media might be absolutely mentally ill, and blocking people is most definitely a sign of narcissistic dementia.

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NLO 1355: Remembering Joe

It’s been years since anyone has really thought about Crazy Joe, so some people may not really be familiar with this mad man. Crazy Joe is a wannabe radio personality in the Hudson Valley just north of NYC. He’s been trying to get his radio show/podcast going for about 6 years, but keeps running in to technical problems. He also keeps fighting against anyone who ever tries to help him because of his degraded mental capacity.

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Aftershow 1353 (Part 1)

Patrick is hanging out for an eight-hour mega-broadcast. Superfan Moody quickly curbs any instinct Patrick has to venture back to Thai Rivera coverage. We take a wonderful detour into the life of Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkey Lips from a show in the 90’s called Salute Your Shorts. It’s from a thing called Nickelodeon. Before the internet. Anyway, the dude is like borderline homeless now and he’s cooking tacos in his fucking toilet. We wish this wasn’t true.

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Aftershow 1353 (Part 2)

Patrick wraps up a full broadcast day with an old faithful well of comedy, however unintentional. We go through Thai Rivera’s latest two YouTube videos, which are much shorter and more digestible that some of his more recent hour-long drug-fueled forgetful rants. This doesn’t mean it’s any easier to sit through, but we manage.

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Aftershow 1351: Cooking with Kay

After such a large helping of Thai, we cleanse our palette with some British flavors. Or should we say lack of flavor. Moody, who never has a shortcoming of idiots in his back pocket, presents Patrick with Kay. Kay is a saucy woman from Sheffield, England who has decided she needs to grace YouTube with her cooking skills.

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PM in the AM – August 21, 2020

Another day and we have fired up YouTube to watch a very weird video uploaded by our pal Thai Rivera. Thai has partnered with some local Vegas studio, in what we can only imagine involved a series of false promises and lies. Can you imagine inviting Thai to come “create content” where your children sleep? We tour the studio and see everything it has to offer

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Comedy Crash: Zoom Improv!

Patrick fires up Zoom and hunts around for a comedy show to watch online with the Twitch audience. We find some over-the-hill improv troupe in the middle of Kansas, or Missouri, or somewhere like that. Not only is it some of the worst improv ever, but they’re making it musical. We watch as Steve Curran invades their meeting, and then Patrick fires off an opportune Kevin Meaney I Don’t Care attack. It’s bad, but not as bad as it would have been if we we’re involved.

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NLO 1347: Trez’ Company

The Trez Mala deep dive continues, and this well goes deep. Or should we say this dam is high? Either way, strap in as we explore Trez’ YouTube and social media to discover just what gives this guy his comedy edge. We learn how to cook eggs on a grill, how eating old pork with mac and cheese in a deep fried tortilla won’t kill you instantly, and you don’t need six views on a YouTube video to make you a star.

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PM in the AM – Thursday, July 23, 2020

Patrick is buzzing for a few reasons this morning, but the most likely reason is the nicotine coursing through his vains. Juul Gang in the house son! Patrick is treating himself to some pods for a road trip to Phoenix. He’s also pumped to hear Donald Trump come out and talk to the people about coronavirus. There’s nothing like seeing a leader address his people! Making America great again – it’s just what the man does best!

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NLO 1336: Pool Aid (Full Show)

Patrick fires up the stream to hang with Alex Ansel and discuss all the recent goings on in the United States of Terror. Patrick is seriously contemplating moving when his lease is up, and possibly…