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Aftershow 1414: Alice Hamilton Sucks

April 28, 2022

Patrick has come across one of the greatest pieces of woke comedy gold. A comedienne by the name of Alice Hamilton has pulled out all the stops to post a “special” that is weird in so many ways. What seems to be nothing more than an attack on male comedians who may or may not have some questionable sexual skeletons in their closet slowly turns in to nothing more than a whine festival littered with jealousy. It’s clear that, while she can’t be bothered to memorize her material or even write solid jokes, Alice is bitter and angry about the success of certain male comedians, and attacking them for everything from their personal appearance to their continued success is how this woman decides to cope. …

Sunday Funday! April 10, 2022

April 20, 2022

Pour a glass of pickle juice and wind down the weekend with Patrick and his puppet friends! It’s Sunday Funday and we’ve got people to stare at! Patrick recaps his weekend, including doing a show with Big Irish Jay at the Dirty at 12:30, in which Jay embarrassed Patrick from the stage big time. Patrick is Juuling his troubles away tonight. We talk about how to quit smoking. The Ultimatum on Netflix is pure exploitative garbage. We watch Thai’s latest attempt to get YouTube fame, which is to upload a video and then try to name it something controversial and clickbait-y to gain attention. Spoiler alert – it didn’t work! This entire show is available for OVERDOSE MEMBERS ONLY! Join today! …

BONUS SHOW – April 6,2022

April 8, 2022

You’ve been such well-behaved children that Patrick is doing a bonus program! Patrick is being assaulted by some lady in the chat who can’t decide if Patrick is hot or toxic. We explore the latest from some old NLO favorites, including Starline and Daddy Derek. Star appears to be married now and is still mailing out hand-drawn stickers to internet creeps. Derek has somehow managed to re-cut the same old footage in to several “new” videos. We are all on pins and needles for the fourth annual 420 Awards! Of course, we also check in on the latest drama surrounding Thai Rivera, including his last frantic videos before leaving his living situation. …

KATG 2021 Update

April 7, 2022

It’s time we talked about this. Keith and the Girl aka Thief and the Girl aka Wife Beater and the Hair are up to their old tricks again, scheming their idiot fans out of thousands… …

Aftershow 1413: Thai’s House Tour!

April 3, 2022

The whiskey is flowing, and so are the stories! It’s the aftershow, and we are deep-diving in to more Las Vegas comedy lore. We are talking about clubs, shows, bars, bookers, comics, creeps, landlords and criminals. We are talking about stage time and corruption. We are noticing a lot of things in Thai Rivera’s recent videos, from serious sign swapping to the cutest little beverage station you’ve ever seen. Thai’s got a pillow with rips and stains on it. a potholder your aunt would be embarassed to have, and pills all over the place. While his surgery and recovery may not be a laughing matter, but we do our best to find the silver lining in the life of a sad clown when the world is doing it’s best to give him the light. …

BONUS – Vegas Comedy Monsters!

March 18, 2022

Catching up with some local Las Vegas comedy drama – this city gets weirder and weirder. Thai Rivera check-in and watch of his latest garbage fire content. Bring a juice, bring a wine, have a snack, have a time. In this episode we dive in to some of Thai’s favorite Vegas comedians to see just what then have that makes them so promising. We also explore comedy wingnut Gretchen Boshart to study what a train wreck attempt at a comedy career looks like. Put on your biker jacket and stain your teeth – she’s a keeper! We’re here for the lolcows, we stay for the friendships. I think I’m having a stroke. …

SPECIAL EVENT: Bubbles in Vegas!

January 12, 2022

What is happening in Las Vegas comedy? While most of the community is positive and encouraging, a few bad apples keep spoiling the bunch. Who is responsible for all the Vegas comedy drama? What rumors are true? Is Trouble racist, homophobic and toxic? Is Diaz Mackie fucking up? And more importantly, is Thai Rivera the comedy tumor that, if carved out, would result in a flourishing comedy community? Let’s check out the latest rants by all of them and see if we can make sense of anything anymore. It’s all in good fun, except the mental illnesses. We ROASTIN’ mofos over here! Bring a body bag! Preview is free for everyone! Full show for OD members only! …

Aftershow 1406: Josh Denny Breaks Down!

December 6, 2021

Josh Denny has had about enough. He’s a man with limits. He has been quiet about this for almost eight years. Or four. Maybe six? Who remembers? But enough is enough. Patrick may think he’s won, hiding his vitriol behind his paywall because he’s terrified of the wrath of Josh’s attorneys. Plus, it’s easy for Patrick to go through life worry-free due to the privilege he’s derived from his private school education and inheritances, which has all contributed to his generational wealth. What the fuck is this about? Josh is on an emotional, angry bender, and it seems money is the root of all his bitterness. You won’t believe how little this dope knows about ANYTHING as he tips hand after hand in a game of ignorance poker the likes of which has never been seen. …

NLO 1399: Mackie Claps Back!

September 15, 2021

In what can only be deemed a “check-in with some creeps,” Patrick settles in for a long hard night of deep diving in to dementia. Josh Denny has been off our radar for awhile, but apparently he’s turned in to a real right-wing kook and is trying to get new fans by trolling Food Network. Again. Artemio Rios aka Trouble in Vegas is still not paying people, according to some DM’s that recently splashed up on Patrick’s leg while taking a hot brown. Diaz Mackie makes a video that he probably shouldn’t be making, firmly denying the allegations against him, but not really making any coherent points. He claims to have emails that will be detrimental to his accuser, and he wants desperately tp talks a polygraph test on a podcast. …

Aftershow 1398: Salsa Samplin’

September 3, 2021

Patrick is known around the world as one of the fairest men. So when it comes to sampling the salsa of his enemies, it’s a controversial endeavor. Thai Rivera and several local comedians desperate to be liked by everyone are partaking of Karla’s Homemade Salsa, a condiment whipped up in Butch Bradley’s kitchen between improvised flights of whimsy and angry bouts of rage by his girlfriend. The logo may be a pepper fingering it’s own asshole, but can the salsa deliver on flavor? Find out as Patrick samples both the red and green (that’s roja y verde for you locals) on some store-bought chips. Are the rumors of it being too salty true? Will it make a good vodka cocktail? Who knows? It’s salsa. OR IS IT??? …

Aftershow 1397: Trouble in Vegas, Thai Rivera’s Pilot Script!

August 18, 2021

There’s so much drama in the Las Vegas comedy community, sometimes it’s hard to know whether to just ignore it, or to dive in and cover it all. But you have to talk about something, and they say write what you know. Whatever that means. Artemio Rios aka Trouble in Vegas aka I Am Las Vegas is causing some dissent in the scene by questionable behavior when it comes to the ladies, as well as paying comedians. We talk about a comic named William Strange and touch on his hypocrisy involving the Butch Bradley incident. Will this spell the end for the Splash pool party and comedy show at The Artisan, or give birth to an entirely new brand of creepy trying-oh-so-hard-to-be-hip-and-sexy shows? The main course of the evening is a pilot script dropped in Patrick’s lap by an old acquaintance of Thai’s. …

Aftershow 1396: Thai Rivera Tries and Lies

August 8, 2021

Patrick dives in to the latest microagression on his ears that is Unbothered. Thai Rivera hastily recounts the events of last weekend where he was allegedly assaulted by another member of the comedy community. But is everything as it seems? Is Thai really the victim he wants you to think he is? He is claiming that the attack was racially motivated, but also that it stems from hurt feelings over a Facebook blocking. It’s sad to watch a man try to play tough but also work every possible angle in the world to be seen as a victim. The delusion reaches new heights, and of course he wanders down a million paths in his memory, reliving countless past altercations and times he has had major fall outs with friends. It’s almost like there is a pattern, but someone is too dumb to see it. …

Watching the Throne – Part 3 of 3

July 14, 2021

In this third installment of Watching the Throne, the complete Thai Rivera residency controversy gets even more spin, with Thai declaring the entire weekend a success on his social media and podcast. We listen as this toy boy spins yarns about how happy the venue was with the turnout, how well the shows went, and how impressed the audience was. Unfortunately for Thai, the audio and video evidence seems to contradict his rose-colored view of the entire residency, as well as his talent. We also get a response from comedian Ralph Tutela, who was intended to be Thai’s partner for the residency, but sobered up before the debut and backed out. Not even newer comics on the Vegas scene want to be a part of the implosion of a gay madman and his career …

Watching the Throne (Part 2 of 3)

July 14, 2021

A comedic review of the latest KING of comedy in Las Vegas. This one is a great tale from the C, and so many people helped provide insight in to the story being woven for your absolute amusement and horror. In Part 2, we listen in to another show featuring comedians Thai Rivera, Angie Krum and Dante Verduzco. It’s worse than the first, if that is at all possible, and the grift is real when it comes to Thai collecting money under the guise of this being a Vegas strip-worthy show. Strap in for another long episode with more unbelievable moments throughout, including Thai asking his feature act to leave in the middle of the show. This show was originally live streamed on June 17, 2021. Thai Rivera has since attempted to strike Nobody Likes Onions’ YouTube channel with a copyright takedown notice. …

The KRINGE of Las Vegas

June 21, 2021

OOO GRRL! So many juice boxes to sip in this show! Thai Rivera’s world is collapsing around him. His less-experienced partner has backed out of his new residency show (wise choice), his financing is in jeopardy, he is rethinking the whole show concept and searching for new variety performers, and he admits it’s stressful and not ideal. Oh, also, he wants you to buy tickets for this poorly-executed garbage fire. The show has learned that the venueWe call the Thunderbird Hotel and Casino, and nobody seems to even know about Thai’s show, how to buy tickets, or that it’s even happening in a week. A woman at Chanclas Cantina thinks Patrick is Thai on the phone! We find out that Thai is still trying to get comics in trouble behind the scenes. …

NLO 1389: Comedy Whistleblowers (Part 2)

May 26, 2021

The show continues with Patrick diving in to more of the stories that were leftover from the fever dream distraction that was Crazy Joe’s rampage on our last show. Patrick watches a video of a Waymo vehicle driving around Phoenix and getting in to some trouble. Could the Google-backed self-driving startup be the end of Tesla one day? One thing is clear from this disaster – it’s going to be a long time before we really have to worry abeout robots taking over and killing all the humans. Apparently a road cone can throw off some of the most advanced driving AI that exists, and that doesn’t seem quite right. Maybe you should just keep your grandma’s old Cadillac and drive that until the wheels fall off instead of pre-ordering some flashy new electric fidget spinner. …

Comedy.Oof – Mental Illness in Comedy

May 6, 2021

Comedians are broken. Patrick has proof. You want names? TOO MANY TO LIST. Pour a drink and let’s meander through the mediocrity of comedians who don’t know that they aren’t comedians. This show will be LIVE for MEMBERS ONLY on YouTube and will be released to OVERDOSE members on their private RSS feed, as well as on the Nobody Likes Onions website. …

WhinyVision™ – The Diaz Mackie Interview

May 5, 2021

Comedienne Lyin’ Thai Rivera sits down with comedian Diaz Mackie for what is sure to be one of the biggest mistakes of Diaz’s career. Recorded well over a week ago, we’ve had to wait patiently while Thai wrangle together enough blood pressure to click a mouse in Windows Movie Maker so that he could cut out all of the “umm’s” and “uhh’s” sprinkled amongst his normal stream-of-consciousness waterfall of logical fallacies. Diaz Mackie has allegedly been accused of assault or something, and Thai is LARPing around his tiny apartment pretending to be the guy who’s going to get to the bottom of it all. And if we know anything about Thai, it’s that he has a lot of experience getting to bottoms.
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