It’s been years since anyone has really thought about Crazy Joe, so some people may not really be familiar with this mad man. Crazy Joe is a wannabe radio personality in the Hudson Valley just north of NYC. He’s been trying to get his radio show/podcast going for about 6 years, but keeps running in to technical problems. He also keeps fighting against anyone who ever tries to help him because of his degraded mental capacity. …
Patrick is hanging out for an eight-hour mega-broadcast. Superfan Moody quickly curbs any instinct Patrick has to venture back to Thai Rivera coverage. We take a wonderful detour into the life of Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkey Lips from a show in the 90’s called Salute Your Shorts. It’s from a thing called Nickelodeon. Before the internet. Anyway, the dude is like borderline homeless now and he’s cooking tacos in his fucking toilet. We wish this wasn’t true. …
Patrick wraps up a full broadcast day with an old faithful well of comedy, however unintentional. We go through Thai Rivera’s latest two YouTube videos, which are much shorter and more digestible that some of his more recent hour-long drug-fueled forgetful rants. This doesn’t mean it’s any easier to sit through, but we manage. …
After such a large helping of Thai, we cleanse our palette with some British flavors. Or should we say lack of flavor. Moody, who never has a shortcoming of idiots in his back pocket, presents Patrick with Kay. Kay is a saucy woman from Sheffield, England who has decided she needs to grace YouTube with her cooking skills. …
Another day and we have fired up YouTube to watch a very weird video uploaded by our pal Thai Rivera. Thai has partnered with some local Vegas studio, in what we can only imagine involved a series of false promises and lies. Can you imagine inviting Thai to come “create content” where your children sleep? We tour the studio and see everything it has to offer …
Patrick fires up Zoom and hunts around for a comedy show to watch online with the Twitch audience. We find some over-the-hill improv troupe in the middle of Kansas, or Missouri, or somewhere like that. Not only is it some of the worst improv ever, but they’re making it musical. We watch as Steve Curran invades their meeting, and then Patrick fires off an opportune Kevin Meaney I Don’t Care attack. It’s bad, but not as bad as it would have been if we we’re involved. …
The Trez Mala deep dive continues, and this well goes deep. Or should we say this dam is high? Either way, strap in as we explore Trez’ YouTube and social media to discover just what gives this guy his comedy edge. We learn how to cook eggs on a grill, how eating old pork with mac and cheese in a deep fried tortilla won’t kill you instantly, and you don’t need six views on a YouTube video to make you a star. …
Patrick is buzzing for a few reasons this morning, but the most likely reason is the nicotine coursing through his vains. Juul Gang in the house son! Patrick is treating himself to some pods for a road trip to Phoenix. He’s also pumped to hear Donald Trump come out and talk to the people about coronavirus. There’s nothing like seeing a leader address his people! Making America great again – it’s just what the man does best! …
Patrick fires up the stream to hang with Alex Ansel and discuss all the recent goings on in the United States of Terror. Patrick is seriously contemplating moving when his lease is up, and possibly… …
Steve Curran has a lot to say, but Roy is struggling to understand much of it in this after show filled with audio issues and arguing. Curran has a chip on his shoulder about his pizza not winning the contest. Listen to advice on bars, doing cocained during a pandemic, and so much more. As always, this advice is brought to you by people who really believe that they’re smarter than they are. …
Everyone’s favorite proud boy, Steve Curran, calls in to talk about what big fans we are becoming of Thai Rivera and his manic brand of sassy comedy. We watch him on some election show from years ago, and dip in to a couple other videos and aspects of this man’s bizarre obsession with “letting them know.” The chat is lit, the laughs are flowing, and we don’t see a reason not to kick back for some more Vegas comedy classics. …
Patrick is cooling off after a heated show, and some fans are here to help. We revisit our old friend Crazy Joe, who happens to be live on Periscope during the show. We learn that Joe recently exposed his penis on his live stream, and he has one hell of a hog. We take some phone calls from some new and old fans, including Edinburgh Mikey and a boy named Branch. …
Steve Curran is the world’s answer to the question, “why can’t we have nice things?” On this after show, Steve calls in, brash as ever, and proceeds to become more and more belligerent, until he whips out a confederate flag and proudly hangs it from his shanty. Unfortunately, he also hangs a little ass in the process. We get dropped off Twitch, Patrick become irate and makes him take the flag down. …
Friday night debauchery continues, and the drinks don’t stop either. Patrick entertains a call from Steve Curran who proceeds to rant and rave about the happenings of the day. Patrick discovers some of the joys of Twitch, including emote explosions and raids, and tries to take it in stride. With so much alcohol and bad decision making, is it any wonder that your guess as to what happens in this show is just as good as ours? …
Rick believes in transparency in all of his business dealings, and that’s why we make these meetings public. Find out what’s going on at Rick’s since the pandemic, as well as some other juicy gossip… …
Patrick is still trying to figure out Twitch, and it’s going about as well as you’d expect. There’s all these custom emoji things, and bits, and subs, and follows, oh my! This is not for anyone to try to lean anything serious about Twitch, but more of an exercise in frustration. …
Patrick is joined by Sean from Liverpool in this two-part show covering some big milestone for SpaceX. They’re sending some Americans in to space for the first time since the space shuttle got canned, but if we’re honest we are only watching in case something goes wrong. The launch gets scrubbed and Patrick tries to convince Sean about the flat earth theory. In part 2, Patrick returns and the launch finally goes off without a hitch. Which is great for them, but kind of boring. …
Who is the Queefsquad? What are they? And why are they so concerned with what an ex-member and fellow streamer is doing with his life? One of the Queefsquad members, Jonesy, calls in to make his case against a former friend who he feels has done them dirty. We dive in to The Who, what, when, where, and why in this airing of grievances, ultimately allowing you, the viewer, to decide the outcome of this “case.” …
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