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BONUS: Lawsuits, Rappers & Roommates

It’s a Vanilla Ice type of evening, and Patrick is in the mood to kick holes in the ground, because his style’s like a chemical spill. Enough of that nonsense. Patrick is here to update everyone and explain that Dillion Dilligaf aka Jack Spear is rumored to be mounting a legal battle against Patrick (and boy are his wheels tired.) We check out comedian rapper Polly Wolly and Patrick demonstrates how easy rap comedy is without even trying. We try to count how many roommates Adam Dominguez has. Patrick thinks about what it would be like to have his own sandwich at McDonald’s called the McNeckbeard. Skippy Sprinkles loses his show at The Hard Hat Lounge thanks to Agent O.

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Aftershow 1452: Neil Degrasse Tyson Meltdown

Neil deGrasse Tyson has a complete meltdown on a podcast when confronted with facts and data regarding the big pandemic shot, and it does not sit well with the Internet. Emotional, flailing and unable to self-soothe, Tyson spirals out and we are here for it! Did you know he’s a scientist? He will remind everyone over and over, so don’t worry! “Okay. By the way, I’m — I’m not claiming to be the expert on all this. I read all the same things you have. But I’m a scientist, so I read it as a scientist. Okay. They were trials. That’s what the point of phase 1, 2, 3 trials are all about. They’re tested enough to get data on how to then advise the larger population. Yes, It was tested. For you to say it wasn’t tested, is a gap between your awareness and understanding, how things work and what actually happened.”

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Aftershow 1451: Wild Women

Patrick doesn’t want the fun to stop. Join him in catching up with some of the most wild stories on the internet that were popping off during the holiday season. We watch a big old fat lady who thinks she was kicked out of an establishment for being too fabulous and sexy while revealing her giant tub of a gut to everyone. Patrick recalls that this was a common sight on any flight with lots of Indian people. We also watch a woman lose her mind at a Florida airport by smashing everything around her and throwing computers at employees and customers. We should all use this a lesson to keep our composure and watch how we behave when the world and more importantly Worldstar is watching.

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Aftershow 1446: A Donkey Lips Christmas

Remember the show Salute Your Shorts on Nickelodeon in the 1990s? Of course you do, you little rapscallion. Donkeylips, aka Michael Ray Bower, has been an actor his whole life. But a few years ago his parents passed away, he ran out of money, and moved in to the saddest apartment in Hollywood and started cooking tacos in his own toilet. This latest update from Camp Anawanna’s favorite fat fuck is even sadder than the ones before it. Pour some egg nog, maybe fry up some toilet tacos or another disgusting snack, and sit back and listen as Michael Ray Bower tells us why things have been so hard for him for the past few years. God speed, little friend!

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FREE BONUS: Thai Rivera RUNS AWAY To Austin!

Grrrl can you believe it? Our favorite little Asian girl, Thai Rivera, has run off to Austin, Texas, exactly as predicted by Patrick over one year ago. She is nothing if not super basic! We watch Thai explain in his normal exhausting way the basics of moving as only he can. Poor Bijou! Patrick has new predictions that you’re going to want to bet on down at your local sportsatorium. Will Thai find the friendships, respect and popularity he is looking for in Austin? Or will he be spit out the bottom of the open mic scene just as he has in Phoenix twice, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas? Will he be banned from the clubs there like he is here? Will his “friends” like Tim Dillon and Tony Hinchcliffe put up with his ignorant gay sass in their town?

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BONUS: Getting Weird and Looping

Patrick has a looper and it’s Friday night, so why not get together and see what happens about it? Thanks so much for making NLO a part of your being! Some guy tries to get Patrick into a crypto scam called VECHAIN! Patrick has some vodka for a change. A troll throws money at the show and claims victory! We talk about the Established Titles scam with a real scotsman. We get in to how insane Kanye West is, and someone in the chat brings up a video that Kanye was in about Joe Rogan and mechanical bees. I’m not sure what’s edited and what’s real, but one thing is for sure – Kanye is bananas on a level we can’t begin to comprehend.

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Melton in the Morning (Nov. 8, 2022)

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Melton in the Morning (Nov. 3, 2022)

The midterms are next week and the state of this country is truly depressing. Our choices are limited and our fundamentals are flawed. Patrick spend the majority of the show discussing the broken system and rampant denial of reality that seems to be affecting everyone in America in modern times. Kanye West fans have decided to raise money on crowdfunding platform GoFundMe for the rapper to return him to billionaire status. The fundraiser has been removed but that hasn’t stop the narcissism greed train from continuing on the platform. Affirmative action may be the one thing we all fundamentally agree about but will never vote together on. Hot cookies don’t come easy.

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Melton in the Morning (Nov. 1, 2022

Patrick does a quick introduction for Rokfin people, and explains that this show will be improving slowly. A transgender woman buys the Miss Universe pageant. Costco is selling a 60,000 piece puzzle. Hollywood is being overrun by the homeless and no one seems to care. The grossest man ever is dead, possibly from trying to be clean. People are snapping at parties and shooting people. Why can’t people just have wild conspiracies and believe nonsense anymore? The Paul Pelosi thing has some weird details and there’s something amiss. Kanye West is pouring money in to something called the Ecosystem. Kindness is overrated.

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Aftershow 1441: Halloween Spectacular!

Patrick is back with a FREE apology show to make up for the cancellation of last night’s aftershow! It’s the anniversary of Butch Bradley stealing $1200 from Patrick! We get in to some hot BBQ talk and give a warning for anyone who wants to brine a turkey this Thanksgiving.If you think you know everything there is to know about rubs and coarse ground pepper, you have another thing coming! We present a very scary HALLOWEEN edition of The Tweets I Seen, featuring Casper The Comic in heels and lipstick. Angie Krum cannot stop herself from grabbing low-hanging comedy fruit, and she wants you to be hacky on the radio like her! Our old friend Nick Starr is back posting mental breakdowns and publicly airing out his relationship drama on social media again.

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BONUS – Skankfest Recap

Patrick checks in after a short hiatus without shows. Some medical issues have been plaguing Patrick’s ability to move about this earth without being in pain. Patrick recaps attending Skankfest Las Vegas and watching Thai Rivera walk half the room in five minutes. The movie Bros is awful and Billy Eichner is having a tough time with it. Patrick tries to wrap his head around dads and their love for Over the Top Chili. Casper ThaComic refuses to put up the recording he covertly made of Patrick at a recent open mic. Patrick tries to explain what he’s going through but he gets a little choked up and just has to leave. Or maybe it’s a bit. It’s hard to tell anymore.

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SPECIAL: Hunting of the Ghost

Nobody Likes Onions is proud to present one of its deep dives! For fans of conspiracies and the mentally ill, Patrick is proud to present Casper ThaComic, Las Vegas’s very own bad-boy rapper turned chuckle cuck. But who is this comedy newb who showed up in Vegas pounding his chest? Agent O has provided the show with so much information on the previous career attempts of this young try hard. Before his fledgling attempt at comedy for the past 9 months, Casper ThaComic was Casper ThaGamer, and before that, he was Casper ThaGhost, a lower-tier battle rapping nerd with the sporadic cadence of a Tourette’s school marching band. We go through the battles, from the rap stage to the gaming console, both virtual and verbal. The cringe is real

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Trouble in Vegas AGAIN!?

Pull up a Thai and order some chair. Patrick predicts an ending to the Thai Ocha Open Mic live streams and fanfare very soon. We are watching the slow train wreck that is Casper’s ego collide with the ever-changing permitter of Thai Rivera’s insecurity. It could blow at any moment. We still don’t have time for new people. Patrick thinks Vegas is turning him sour. A comedy club in Vegas has a real problem with their videos. Patrick calls Ocha Thai to see if the open mic is cancelled or if Thai is genuinely in hiding. We cover a recent violent incident on the Las Vegas comedy scene which involves a past NLO lolcow getting popped and locked. Patrick reveals never-before-seen messages from Trouble in Vegas.