Secret Shows

It's Halloween, so grab your candy and come have a ball! Don't be a milk dud about it.

Patrick got up early for a one-minute hearing and really needs to sleep. But it's important to give the members what they crave! So sleep can come later. For now, let's just laugh at the internet like a couple of tweens!

It's a great day in the USA! Justice has prevailed! So put some canteen money in your account, fire up your tablet, and let's get cooking!

It's a Members Only show! We are gonna watch Josh & Momma, some ethnic cooking, some fat people, and catch up with DonkeyLips! Adam Busch joins for a bit! Come on down and enjoy the home-cooked comedy!

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage through time a space.

This is a members only show!

No music tonight. Just the good stuff!

Dogs have a way of turning even the simplest moments into something special. From the excited wag of a tail to the goofy zoomies across the yard, they bring pure joy and endless energy. Loyal companions, natural comedians, and sometimes even stubborn little troublemakers, dogs remind us of what unconditional love looks like. Whether they’re snuggling on the couch or chasing after a ball, every day with a dog feels brighter, warmer, and just a little more fun.

Let's talk about the weather in Las Vegas. It’s hot, it’s dry, and the desert sun doesn’t hold back—triple digits are normal, and even the evenings can feel like standing next to an oven. But that’s part of the charm here: endless sunshine, bright skies, and the kind of heat that makes the city buzz with energy at night. This isn’t just small talk; in Vegas, the weather is its own headline every single day.

I was asked to write a 500 character YouTube description, so here it is—simple, direct, and a little meta. This video isn’t about a specific topic so much as it is about the act of creating something when prompted. Think of it as a playful experiment in filling space with words while still keeping things engaging. Sometimes the process of writing itself becomes the story, and this description is exactly that: a response turned into content, just for the sake of it.

Join me as we explore the haunting remains of Riverwood Funland, an abandoned amusement park lost to time. From rusted roller coasters towering over tangled ivy to forgotten game booths with faded prizes, every corner tells a story. We wander through the eerie Sky Serpent coaster, peek inside a dust-covered arcade, and walk the cracked pools of the old water park. Nature has reclaimed this place, but echoes of laughter still linger. With drone shots, history, and urban legends, this cinematic journey captures the beauty and mystery of decay.

Patrick is sunburned and angry so why not come and get weird. Don't have any expectations for this. It's not gonna be good. Everything is peeling and you're gonna get barked at. We catch up on the latest Steel Toe news of the week, and Moody makes us all a little less sane with a video that no one wants to see ever. Patrick is giving up drugs because they're bad!

Come vote with your hard earned serum!

The base of a strawberry shortcake can vary depending on tradition and personal preference, but two main schools of thought dominate: the light, airy sponge cake approach and the richer, crumbly biscuit style. In the sponge variation, the cake is soft, with a delicate crumb that easily soaks up the juices from the strawberries without losing its shape. It provides a subtle sweetness and an almost cloud‑like bite, acting as the perfect canvas for the fruit and cream. In the biscuit version, the shortcake is more rustic. It’s made from a buttery dough similar to that used for scones, with just enough sugar to round out the flavor. The biscuit crumbles pleasantly under the fork, offering a satisfying contrast to the juicy berries and smooth cream.

Ashley Cummings latest CRY STREAM that she doesn't want you to see! A Kill Tony knock-off in Las Vegas is in need of some roasting! Plus probably some fat people or something!

Lots of bombshells are dropping in the Onionverse! Patrick will try to answer your questions the best he can. Lot's of internet lawyers and opinions running around. Let's try to make sense of it all. And then we are just gonna have some fun laughing and laughing!

What a week! After a trip to Minnesota, there's still all kinds of H E. double hockey sticks breaking loose! Chad Zumock accidently (maybe) shows the inside of his horrible apartment, and it's NOT GOOD. Nick Rekieta gets served with a restraining order from Aaron Imholte and calls in to talk about how stupid and frivolous it is. UncivilLaw aka Kurt tries to make a steak and proves his ignorance about cooking and his disgusting living conditions have no bounds. KarmicX makes a filthy rant that involves a lot of bodily fluids. Richad Leland Neal has a fitness channel and it involves eating lots of candy. Let's get weird!

What a week! After a trip to Minnesota, there's still all kinds of H E. double hockey sticks breaking loose! Chad Zumock accidently (maybe) shows the inside of his horrible apartment, and it's NOT GOOD. Nick Rekieta gets served with a restraining order from Aaron Imholte and calls in to talk about how stupid and frivolous it is. UncivilLaw aka Kurt tries to make a steak and proves his ignorance about cooking and his disgusting living conditions have no bounds. KarmicX makes a filthy rant that involves a lot of bodily fluids. Richad Leland Neal has a fitness channel and it involves eating lots of candy. Let's get weird!