Secret Shows

SpaceX Crew Dragon Launch

June 25, 2020

Patrick is joined by Sean from Liverpool in this two-part show covering some big milestone for SpaceX. They’re sending some Americans in to space for the first time since the space shuttle got canned, but if we’re honest we are only watching in case something goes wrong. The launch gets scrubbed and Patrick tries to convince Sean about the flat earth theory. In part 2, Patrick returns and the launch finally goes off without a hitch. Which is great for them, but kind of boring. …

Burning Bridges: An Onion Arbitration

June 17, 2020

Who is the Queefsquad? What are they? And why are they so concerned with what an ex-member and fellow streamer is doing with his life? One of the Queefsquad members, Jonesy, calls in to make his case against a former friend who he feels has done them dirty. We dive in to The Who, what, when, where, and why in this airing of grievances, ultimately allowing you, the viewer, to decide the outcome of this “case.” …

Twitch Tinkering 2020

June 16, 2020

Patrick doesn’t understand Twitch. Subs, Bits, Perks, Emotes. What does it all mean? And does anyone care? How does it work? Will we ever figure it out? Let’s take a poll and see…. This content

Animal Crossing Lesson

June 16, 2020

Alex Ansel fires up the Nintendo Switch machine to try to walk Patrick through the newest game sensation, Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Apparently some people in the chat room like this game, but Patrick doesn’t get it. Alex gives us a tour of his island, introduces us to some of his weirdo residents, and then shows us how to pick fruit and catch fish. If you’ve ever wanted to know what it would be like to be stuck on a desertt island with only a video game and some animal AI that speaks gibberish, this is the game for you! …

PM in the AM – Fri, May 22, 2020

May 28, 2020

PM in the AM is back and so are America’s gangsters. Patrick talks about the reopening of casinos, and two shootings this week that prove we are getting back to normality. Patrick doesn’t understand the Nintendo Switch, but feels like he should get one in order to keep up with the youngsters. Animal Crossing is all the rage, so we try to dive in and learn what it’s all about. Alex Ansel checks in to explain why it’s so addictive. …

The 420 Awards (2020)

May 24, 2020

It’s that time of year again – the grass couldn’t be greener for this years 420 Awards, super not-live from Las Vegas, NV. Moody joins Patrick from New Zealand to watch and provide commentary of the 2020 edition of The 420 Awards, produced and hosted (and probably edited and filmed) by Derek Savage, aka Daddy Derek. With appearances by celebrities, and some key changeups to this year’s awards, it’s going to be an exciting lineup. …