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EMERGENCY: MLC Universe Rocked! Shuli’s YouTube STRUCK! Kevin Brennan Calls In! (August 31, 2023)

August 31, 2023

It’s a tumultuous day in the whatever-verse. Let’s go over it. Let’s investigate. Let’s get down to the nitty gritty. Can you believe it? We’re doing it! Patrick talks about all the recent drama swirling in the MLC world, with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. The Misery Loves Company podcast is forever changed, but the current guests are not informed and the show is spiraling down a road of irrelevance and insanity. Can Kevin keep this up? He calls in to let us know who should take the L this week. Is Patrick a Shuli shill? What does he know that he isn’t saying? Can anyone be trusted? Find out! …

GET WRECKED – A Late Night Discord Disaster Event (August 29, 2023)

August 29, 2023

Don’t worry about it. Come hang. Let your fears go away. Join us on the NLO discord (link below) in the voice chat for a very public hang. We will be simulcasting on YouTube for the lurkers. Don’t be afraid. Daddy doesn’t bite. I’m daddy. Know what I mean, baby girl? We watch Stuttering John and KC Armstrong try to navigate the ins and outs of podcasting. Patrick loses internet access mid-broadcast and calls it a night. …

BONUS: Steel Toe’s INSANE Gloves Up Cope Fest! (August 27, 2023)

August 27, 2023

This isn’t a show! Don’t even start with me about it! I’ve had enough of your attitude, mister! Why don’t you have some cheese with that whine! Go stuff your sorries in a sack! Everything zen? Everything zen! I don’t think so! We take a walk down the Steel Toe road of delusion, where he gaslights his fans about the boxing challenge, the 10k race, and so much more. We also make our own attempt to cross the 10k line, but it look’s like Patrick is destined to be trolled as well! What can you do! Oh, nothing! …

Members Only Show – August 11, 2023

August 11, 2023

Come join Patrick and a cast of puppet characters as they act out the entire Wizard of Oz! You’re going to love the way Dorothy sings the hits! Seriously grab a Starburst and sit grandma by the air conditioner because ish is about to get fire af tonight boi! No seriously though, who knows what could happen. Patrick has so much dirt he could build some sort of dirt business or something! …

Members Only Show – July 28, 2023

July 30, 2023

What a week, and what a world! Our favorite German clipmeister outs himself as a master of that which he hates. Ray DeVito has gone merch mad. And there’s even more insane lurking behind the walls that we aim to peel back a bit tonight. Come join us in the chat and watch live. You never know what’s going to happen on a Friday night in Onion town!
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Members Only Show – July 25, 2023

July 27, 2023

I just can’t even anymore! Know what I’m saying! Come on ride that pain, and ride it! Say it with a thorn! Rip open your own chest and end it. Can you imagine going on for another second? Beat your parents and drive in to a pole. Got a pool nearby? Great. Jump. Stay at the bottom and hope that when you wake up this was all just a nap. …

Members Only Show – July 14, 2023

July 16, 2023

Patrick’s throat is burning and he can’t remember things. Was this morning good for lungs? 🎥🔴 WATCH EVERY LIVE SHOW – MEMBERS ONLY! 🔴 🎥 JOIN THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL – $1.99+ MEMBERSHIP: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodylikesonions/join 📣 Join…

Members Only Show – July 7, 2023

July 9, 2023

I have a bad feeling about this. Patrick has some internal business to take care of. Has one of our favorite mods gone rogue yet again? Patrick takes calls from listeners about anything and everything under the sun. Patrick and the chat formulate a plan to purchase a billboard in Minnesota for the Steel Toe Morning Show anniversary show. …

Members Only Show – June 30, 2023

July 1, 2023

It’s Friday night and the mood is right! Who is Joey C and why is he so concerned with Patrick making light of his dead child? Thai Rivera has figured out how to be successful on YouTube. Maybe. There’s a new Vegas podcast on the scene and it’s gonna be great. (We got one!) …

Members Only: Stream Sniper Roundup! Chad, Stuttering John, Kevin Brennan and More!

July 1, 2023

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing? …

Members Only Show – June 23, 2023

June 26, 2023

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing? …

Members Only Show – June 16, 2023

June 18, 2023

Come relax and make Fridays Fridays again! Join Patrick as we learn about Micheal Ray Bower’s newly-announced memnto auction! What treasures will DonkeyLips have in store for us? How much is he going to earn? What red-hot collectible will hit the auction block first? We are dying to know the answers to these questions and more. Stick around for the premiere of Dillion Dilligaf’s new film Hell’s Coming For You, an interview with Ryan Bourassa, an attempt to laugh at Mike Bochetti, and a fantastic new recipe for a crunchy snack from our favorite e-chef, Simply Sara. …

MLC Aftershow – June 12, 2023

June 12, 2023

David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits aka Addicted to Gains is a Bahamas guy who think he knows all about finances and he would be happy to help your family lose it all. Join Patrick as he discusses this complete nut, why he is so upset, and how a simple gray steak seemed to set this man on a path of a complete breakdown. What do Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan think? Are David’s voicemails and calls helping? Let’s get in to more of the mystery that is Addicted to Profits! …

Members Only Show – June 10, 2023

June 11, 2023

Chad Zumock takes to the internet in another unhinged and possibly intoxicated rant. This time there’s lots of panic yelling, fake toughness, and even a chair being thrown around! Chad pretends everything he has done so far has been a big prank on you, me and everyone else. Chad gets over on everybody else because they’re so dumb. You guys are all idiots. …

Members Only Show – June 9, 2023

June 10, 2023

It’s been a great day in the Onionverse. Patrick’s album debuted at number one on the iTunes charts, and people seem to be generally enjoying it. Misery Loves Company was amazing today, with both Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan joining the pile-on of Addicted to Profits main man David Skarica, who has been having complete meltdowns over Patrick, a gray steak, and his apparent control issues. Will everyone laughing collectively make David see the error of his ways? Will Lil Mir ever be a musical powerhouse? We explore some music and some documentaries to find out what makes these weird fans tick. Enjoy! …

Members Only Show – June 2, 2023

June 3, 2023

Today has been a real one. Why not come and decompress with some good old-fashioned laugh and community. But don’t crosstalk. We saw some of the aftermath of crosstalk today. Crosstalk is bad. So just focus on the show, alright. You’ll all be fine. Just relax and let the weekend wash over you. Patrick goes over the most recent Ray Devito double-down on dumb. Carlos Danger tries to save him from himself once again. Patrick gets drunk and demands people prove they aren’t poor. And we succumb to morbid curiosity and get balls deep in to the drama with phone calls from Ian, Dirty Danish, and some other wackos. This is the greatest show, and we have the greatest fans. Don’t miss this exceptional evening. …

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