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Melton in the Morning (Nov. 1, 2022

December 6, 2022

Patrick does a quick introduction for Rokfin people, and explains that this show will be improving slowly. A transgender woman buys the Miss Universe pageant. Costco is selling a 60,000 piece puzzle. Hollywood is being overrun by the homeless and no one seems to care. The grossest man ever is dead, possibly from trying to be clean. People are snapping at parties and shooting people. Why can’t people just have wild conspiracies and believe nonsense anymore? The Paul Pelosi thing has some weird details and there’s something amiss. Kanye West is pouring money in to something called the Ecosystem. Kindness is overrated. …

Aftershow 1441: Halloween Spectacular!

November 16, 2022

Patrick is back with a FREE apology show to make up for the cancellation of last night’s aftershow! It’s the anniversary of Butch Bradley stealing $1200 from Patrick! We get in to some hot BBQ talk and give a warning for anyone who wants to brine a turkey this Thanksgiving.If you think you know everything there is to know about rubs and coarse ground pepper, you have another thing coming! We present a very scary HALLOWEEN edition of The Tweets I Seen, featuring Casper The Comic in heels and lipstick. Angie Krum cannot stop herself from grabbing low-hanging comedy fruit, and she wants you to be hacky on the radio like her! Our old friend Nick Starr is back posting mental breakdowns and publicly airing out his relationship drama on social media again. …

BONUS – Skankfest Recap

November 10, 2022

Patrick checks in after a short hiatus without shows. Some medical issues have been plaguing Patrick’s ability to move about this earth without being in pain. Patrick recaps attending Skankfest Las Vegas and watching Thai Rivera walk half the room in five minutes. The movie Bros is awful and Billy Eichner is having a tough time with it. Patrick tries to wrap his head around dads and their love for Over the Top Chili. Casper ThaComic refuses to put up the recording he covertly made of Patrick at a recent open mic. Patrick tries to explain what he’s going through but he gets a little choked up and just has to leave. Or maybe it’s a bit. It’s hard to tell anymore. …

SPECIAL: Hunting of the Ghost

October 24, 2022

Nobody Likes Onions is proud to present one of its deep dives! For fans of conspiracies and the mentally ill, Patrick is proud to present Casper ThaComic, Las Vegas’s very own bad-boy rapper turned chuckle cuck. But who is this comedy newb who showed up in Vegas pounding his chest? Agent O has provided the show with so much information on the previous career attempts of this young try hard. Before his fledgling attempt at comedy for the past 9 months, Casper ThaComic was Casper ThaGamer, and before that, he was Casper ThaGhost, a lower-tier battle rapping nerd with the sporadic cadence of a Tourette’s school marching band. We go through the battles, from the rap stage to the gaming console, both virtual and verbal. The cringe is real …

Trouble in Vegas AGAIN!?

October 19, 2022

Pull up a Thai and order some chair. Patrick predicts an ending to the Thai Ocha Open Mic live streams and fanfare very soon. We are watching the slow train wreck that is Casper’s ego collide with the ever-changing permitter of Thai Rivera’s insecurity. It could blow at any moment. We still don’t have time for new people. Patrick thinks Vegas is turning him sour. A comedy club in Vegas has a real problem with their videos. Patrick calls Ocha Thai to see if the open mic is cancelled or if Thai is genuinely in hiding. We cover a recent violent incident on the Las Vegas comedy scene which involves a past NLO lolcow getting popped and locked. Patrick reveals never-before-seen messages from Trouble in Vegas. …

Aftershow 1435: Ghost Hunting

October 10, 2022

Casper the Comic might be more insidious than we originally realized. Regardless of his intentions, the overconfidence embodied by this dude is beyond cringe. We dive in to Casper and start to also explore a new potential curiosity named Amaru out of Lansing, Michigan. Agent O has submitted quite a few new case studies to our little museum of oddities, and we plan to get to them all. Be patient while Patrick meanders the mazes of mystery laid before us. Everything in due time. ow drink your medicine and say your prayers. Night falls soon. …

BONUS – Vegas Comedy Specials, Ahoy!

September 21, 2022

We are holding Laugh After Dark accountable to the standard of other Las Vegas comedy specials. Adam Dominguez. Skillz Hudson. The comedy cube is on fire! We check them all out. Patrick tells the story about getting drunk with Todd Glass in Tampa years ago. We fire up Amazon Prime and purchase Diaz Mackie’s special to see what standards are being set in Vegas comedy. It seems like our old pal Trouble aka Artemio Rios aka Gutter Breath aka Coke Throat has produced and put together a night like no other for the taping of this release. But has the special caused a riff between Trouble and Diaz? How did Diaz do? How does it look and sound? Did they pay to play copyrighted music in this thing? …

BONUS – Thai Tries: Kill Tony FailFest!

September 20, 2022

Let’s watch Thai Rivera’s latest blunders and his appearance on Kill Tony, which is a show where rich comedians throw garbage at poor comedians. Will Patrick have his logo fixed? Who knows! Your guess is as good as the next them’s. Patrick is coughing a lot. He challenges the chat room to a BBQ competition, and our old friend Steve Curran is offended at the notion. Thai does a new video in which we get a glimpse of some of his professional camera equipment. He also boasts about how he didn’t edit the latest episode of Unbothered, which allows us to get glimpses of his life in his sad studio, filled with flies and an air conditioner that doesn’t work. He also complains of car trouble and tells the tale of the worst mechanic “in the world.” …

BONUS – Allegations of Bourassment

September 19, 2022

Set your oscillospheres to fun! Let’s clarify the extent to which this program goes after people. Johnny Brim is upset. A refresh of the whole Angie Krum situation – no hard feelings involved. We find something called The Paprika Show, hosted by Thai Rivera’s favorite pianist, David “Hollywood” Hulett. We somehow go on a deep exploration of Ryan Bourassa, who pretends to be some successful YouTuber and has other dummies in the comedy community fooled. Ryan explains the reasons he has recently withdrawn from the comedy community. We’ve never seen more sad lies and coping from a pale stick-boy. …

Aftershow 1431: Laugh After Dark, Mark Seritella

September 8, 2022

atrick continues his questioning of Robert E. Lee from Laugh After Dark. Patrick has been offered a comedy special taping and he has some complicated demands. The chat gets in on the action. Rob tips off Patrick that something has gone wrong at the Comedy Supernova show according to Jozalyn Sharp’s social media. The show is booked and run by Mark Seritella, who Patrick had an awkward interaction with in 2012 and the relationship went south from there We dive back in the archives to watch the awkward show unfold at the mention of Mark’s receding hairline. It all becomes unhinged more quickly than anyone imagines. Was Patrick fair to Mark? Is Mark a good person? …

BONUS – White Knights & Dark Times

September 7, 2022

Patrick can’t believe people watch this program. What’s wrong with you? Go outside and play with a ball or climb a tree or something, We are being very careful on this program not to mention certain substances so we don’t get demonetized. Thai Rivera is accusing Big Irish Jay of stealing jokes from some very well-known comedians, but we can’t find one thing on the internet to back him up. The Las Vegas comedy groups on Facebook are full of the weirdos trying to get you to make an album or clothing line for some reason. Corseted Comedian Dee Lila is out on these streets selling worn panties and bottled urine. Josh Denny can’t stop stealing copyrighted music for his little iMovie projects. …

Aftershow 1428: Oh and Eh

August 2, 2022

A deep dive in to the defunct careers of both Opie and Anthony, and how Josh Denny has decided this wagon without wheels is the thing that is going to get him to the next level. Opie and Anthony were a dynamic duo of radio the likes of which we will never see again, but as they have gone their separate ways, the magic has died. Opie is a lonely, bitter man who makes daily rants revisiting the good old days while talking shit about his former partner to a small pool of fans-turned-trolls who still frequent his social media channels. Anthony has ruined what was a golden opportunity to build a media empire by drinking and burning his head in the sand while idiots steal his money. And Josh Denny, comedy pilot fish, thinks that this old man and his “what was” is enough to propel him in to a golden era of entertainment’s future. …

Aftershow 1427: Deep Krum

July 26, 2022

We explore a deep dive interview with Angie Krum and we learn so much. You may want to alert the international authorities, because Patrick is pretty sure that Angie admits to trafficking stimulants across the border in to the United States. It’s true what they say – Krum’s do have more fun! We don’t get two sentences in to this interview before Angie starts talking about penises and sex and all the sex and penises she’s had. She talks about how guys can’t satisfy her, and she travels the world doing guest sets and banging guys, and that’s what comedy is. Also she wants a boat and to travel and do movies and tv. You know, real little girl princess shit! …

Aftershow 1426: Mixed Nuts!

July 19, 2022

Patrick continues the insanity with a look back at some favorites to see what they are up to in 2022. Our friend Michael Ray Bower has stopped posting videos for months, after regular updates from his bachelor box. We watch a house tour we somehow missed previously, and what we see on his chair is enough to bring up yesterday’s lunch. We also check in on Daddy Derek, everyone’s favorite children’s beastiality author. There’s new remixes of the same old footage, and some new books for children you want to screw up at an early age. It’s a rough internet out there, but remember – these lights will guide you home! …

BONUS: Thai’s Money Meltdown!

July 12, 2022

We’ve got a pair of dolphins doing stunts over here and if there’s time we will be visiting a local ice creamery to see how our favorite treat goes from a cow to your cone! Jkjk there’s a lot of technical issues lately and we try to work through them. Patrick talks briefly about his experience going to Wiseguys open mic. We tune in to the Ocha Bar open mic for a bit, to see how it’s going without Thai’s main lackey there to do everything. Thai has trouble operating a clock and engaging the crowd. Casper saves the day with jokes, energy and professionalism. Thai runs on stage to melt down for the second time in three weeks to his live audience about Patrick and about not getting enough money. …

BONUS: Thai Loses Another Friend!

July 7, 2022

Can you even believe it? The party doesn’t stop! Wind down your day with Patrick and his insane rhetoric as we explore the internet together to see what’s poppin’! Bring some champagne and cheese and laugh until your tummy aches or throw things at the screen while baiting Patrick or other chat members in to passionate arguments! Thai is stealing more and more from Patrick as time goes on and he can’t seem to help it. Patrick uncovers subtle changes in Thai’s podcast setup that expose his insecurity. Thai has finally had a falling out with his new bestie, AJ Rivera. AJ makes the flyers, hosts and organizes his Ocha Bar open mic, and without his workhorse will Thai be able to keep the grift going? …

Aftershow 1425: Mo’ Gretch!

July 7, 2022

Patrick continues down the path of watching Gretchyn Boshart absolutely crush her headlining gig in Florida. Jkjk it’s some of the most poorly-filmed unwatchable garbage ever. It’s almost worse than her “special” which she quietly wishes would disappear from the internet. So grab something sharp to jam in to your eyes, and if you’re near something boiling hot to pout in to your ears you might want to grab that too. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! It’s a 35 minute set from one of the saddest outdoor comedy shows ever where Gretchen steps up to headline and show ’em how it’s done! Please don’t email us about this because we don’t like that it exists either. …

Aftershow 1424: Thai Dive

July 6, 2022

Thai Rivera has issued a complete cope piece about Patrick and his interview with Dee Lila regarding his recent alleged assault. Thai doesn’t have one bad thing to say about Patrick in over thirty minutes of attempted analysis. It’s a weird one, and we’ve never seen Thai open up this much about Patrick, but perhaps they are friends now. Patrick offers Thai an olive branch. Could these two bury the hatchet an form one of the most bad-ass comedy alliances Las Vegas has ever seen? Is it possible the animosity between these two has been nothing more than misplaced affection? Wouldn’t it be amazing if they joined forces to….jkjk. Thai is a loon and we just can’t seem to stop watching the struggle. …