FLIP SCHULTZ and 50-year-old English fan ANDY are in studio today. Andy gets a beat down for showing up early and bringing weird British food. Andy reveals he has a bi-sexual daughter; naturally Patrick wants…
JOSH DENNY and fan MAX are in the studio today for some good ol’ fashion women bashing! Patrick is sore and nearly died at the gym, but Josh brings in a vegan pie to make…
Comedians JAMES FRITZ and BARBARA GRAY are here, and things get silly! Patrick talks about his first day at the gym, and how he’s sick of gym scams. Patrick is mad about black men taking…
CORNELL REID is in the studio today! An annoying fly also shows up and is making Patrick crazy. Who will win this epic battle of wits? Cornell and Patrick talk about going to a gay…
SAM TRIPOLI joins Patrick in studio today. Sam kicks things off by insisting Patrick is cross-eyed. Karen from Miami calls in to admit her deviant sexual exploits, which results in the guys harassing her for…
Crazed fans Brendan and Ben join Patrick in the studio for some real talk. If you love some unfiltered, genuine Melton, you’re gonna love this one. Things gets real personal as Patrick yells about women…
ALLI BREEN joins Patrick in the studio, and this show gets a little screamy. Hostess is bankrupt and the airlines won’t seem to bail them out. Patrick raps about that. Patrick is bitching that nobody…
This show features PATRICK MELTON (no, a different one), along with his writing partner, MARCUS DUNSTAN. The duo are responsible for a lot of recent horror films, including FEAST, SAW IV-VII, PIRANHA 3DD, the upcoming…
BRODY STEVENS and MIKALA are in the studio to join Patrick in a real depression-fest! Brody, big-time movie star and star of his own HBO series “Enjoy It,” is in the studio talking about everything…
JC COCCOLI joins us for this politically-charged episode. Patrick didn’t vote, although he still hates Obama and the people that voted for him. JC apparently dates everybody, and really hates it when guys who are…
This is PART SIX of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick, the hilarious Ryan Stout, Mikala, fans and so much more! Check out this and the rest of the parts…
This is PART FIVE of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick, the hilarious Ryan Stout, Mikala, fans and so much more! Check out this and the rest of the parts…
This is PART FOUR of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick, Alli Breen, Mikala, and fans. Check out this and the rest of the parts of the Marathon Show as…
This is PART THREE of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick, Cornell Reid, the lovely Mikala, and our favorite fuck-up-of-a-fan, Fruit Cup! Check out this and the rest of the…
This is PART TWO of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick and comedian Cornell Reid. Check out this and the rest of the parts of the Marathon Show as Patrick…
This is PART ONE of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick solo with a fan named Collin who is kind of a man-whore. Check out this and the rest of…
RYAN STOUT and AL JACKSON are here and everyone is in costume. Patrick is an astronaut, Ryan is a police constable, and Al is Trayvon Martin. We talk about Halloween, crazy people, comedy, and so…
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