Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Aaron Imholte insists that the woman who lets him make peen bubbles inside her holes is not controlling the show, and influencing its direction, but we think the noodle-armed grifter protests too much! Watch as the physically-abusive manipulator explains out loud how he is changing his show to be more radio-friendly for the masses. Michael Ray Bowers aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame thinks that he is picking up wifi signals with his body, and we can't wait to see what that's all about. Summer Sinclair wants to diversify a holiday puppet show.
Aaron Imholte won't take whatever deal he is being offered by the state, and now he could be headed for a trial in front of a jury. Could this be the stupidest thing he's ever done, or is Aaron confident in his ability to represent himself in court like they do in the movies? The Dabbleverse is in flux, with enemies and friends mixing and mingling, and it's tough to tell how it's all going to shake out. One thing is certain - the Super Bowl weekend event is shaping up to create a lot of drama. Patrick isn't sure he even wants it anymore. Can't we all just get along?
Chad Zumock is coming up on the event that is sure to define his comeback arc after the event that arguably was part of his bottom just one year ago. Will the wannabe comedian fulfill his destiny to throw a live event in everyone's face? Only a shaky pig's alcoholic blunder-brain will show us in time! Aaron Imholte pushes back his felony revenge porn charges as he hopes for a settlement that doesn't land him behind bars or labeled as a felon for the rest of his time on the earth. That would most certainly not be another win for the toe!
Chad Zumock is putting everything on the line to cover up the fact that he's using Kevin Brennan for a free trip to suck Jim Florentine's Super Bowl soup spoon. Aaron Imholte has given up trying to convince people Patrick is a bad guy because of Supertip malpractice or untoward allegation of the most unsavory kind. He's moved on to pointing out how ugly Patrick is instead. Michael Ray Bower may be leaving Los Angeles? Say it ain't so! And will Patrick ever get to that pesky PO Box mail from December?
Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn't a coach, doesn't work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From arguing about what a coach is, to implying that his gym has been letting him coach without a certification, Aaron is determined to throw friends and alliances under the bus to preserve his personality as a wise old boxing mentor.
Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn't a coach, doesn't work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From arguing about what a coach is, to implying that his gym has been letting him coach without a certification, Aaron is determined to throw friends and alliances under the bus to preserve his personality as a wise old boxing mentor.
Aaron Imholte has had an interesting few days. After issuing yet another boxing challenge because he was FEELING too much and backing down in real time, Aaron has rewritten history several times with new excuse after new excuse. The latest round of rumors has Aaron scrambling to preserve his reputation, as the coach at his boxing gym clarifies that Aaron isn't a coach and has never been a coach. He hang around and offers advice and help, unsolicited, to other members. And now he's making up more and more enemies to own, as if the shortcomings of others have anything to do with his lies.
Patrick was just casually watching Steel Toe this morning with a few hundred of his closest nerds, and Aaron Imholte's emotional insecurity got the best of him again! Watch as Aaron opts out of using his words to explain his feelings and fantasizes again about boxing Patrick and all his haters. Patrick immediately accepts, and Aaron starts putting on stipulations and trying to back out due to trust issues. This marks the second time Aaron Imholte has backed down from a challenge to box Patrick Melton that he himself issued in the heat of an emotional bout of feels. By the end of the show, Imholte was telling his Steel Toe sycophants that Melton had declined his offer to fight, completely shrouding himself in delusion.
Patrick cannot take it anymore! Jill Carlson must be discussed! What is it about nutjobs with causes that makes them think they're actually accomplishing something? Listen up and gather around to hear a story about a woman betrayed by her family and the government of an entire town. See if you can make sense of it! Kevin Brennan thinks Patrick is making up a source about Blade and his probability of sabotaging the AC event. Who knows what to believe as Patrick reveals more details! Joey C calls in and won't accept Patrick's offer to settle for the very thing he's asking Patrick for, proving once and for all how dumb he is. Aaron Imholte has been a busy boy, and Patrick wants to catch up with you. Aaron is clipping again. Patrick invites Aaron to Hackamania and offers to cut him in like one of the boys! Mersh is having lots of internet problems and can't stop yelling at his chat, which means he's just like Patrick!
Kevin Brennan is a comedian from the 90s that your dad probably loved, but lately he's just been yelling at dead Friends and relying on YouTube viewers to pay for his bike tires. Kevin hung up his comedy coat years ago, but now he's letting Chad Zumock plan his comeback in Atlantic City! Chad takes to MLC for a big announcement about the show, and it's all falling apart at the seams in real time. WinBY2 goes live to let everyone know that this event was not on as of yesterday, and he still doesn't understand what's going on because of the lack of communication. But everyone is pumped for this disaster and NLO has all the angles as the once mighty Kevin Brennan prepares to "sell tickets" for the first time in two years!
What a weekend! Patrick had a wildly long email thread with some nut who can't seem to figure out why he is mad at Patrick. At first it was about something that happened on the show 19 years ago, but it ended up being about Shuli and how Melton better watch what he says...or else! Let's get in to it. Chad Zumock is being sniped daily and hates the attention! His show is not for people who don't like his show, and he will wreck it yelling at you about it. The insecure pig man is deleting shows after embarrassing tantrums throw him off his game. Geno Bisconte is having a falling out with his old boss Anthony Cumia, and it all revolves around Geno's complete denial of his own reality. Don't INSURRECT yourself about it! Come watch the Onions!
New year, but the same old stuff, am I right? Patrick Is on the run again after another scandal reveals he did something nobody has a recording of again! Red Bar circles back for another swipe at Patrick now that Steel Toe showed Mike David that it's safe again. Wait until it gets out that Patrick is fat. Again. This one gets pretty meta and we've got clips within clips within clips to help ring in the new year with plenty of LOLs! So come hang out, send in a Supertip if you dare, and get silly with the Onions! Happy New Year, fellow jerbs!
Kiss 2024 goodbye! It's the end of the year, and the start of new cheer! Join Patrick and El Horrible or BeDabbleman or Tookie or whoever he decides to be (don't kink shame) tonight! Have a drink and make fun of the best and worst of 2024 along with whoever we send the link to! Will Chad drink himself further in to oblivion? Will the health department force KB to wash his shitty headset mic? Will Aaron Imholte post something to brag or to virtue signal the rest of us? Find out! ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE SPLIT BETWEEN ROCCO AND PATRICK WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT!
Chad Zumock is fifty years old, and nobody has been paying the mudshark much attention since he got off his streak of six comedy shows this summer at some of the most crumbly theaters in our union. As Chad tries to branch out and secure some sort of financial freedom from his podcast empire, it's becoming more apparent than ever how insecure and desperate this middle-aged nothing really is. Aaron Imholte gives his members a trickle of content this weekend to prove he isn't stealing his faithful followers funds.
So many birthdays, so little money! Let's all wear hats about it! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
AI WROTE THIS: Thank you all so much for an incredible year! Your support, feedback, and passion have made this journey unforgettable. I’m beyond grateful for each of you who’s tuned in, shared your thoughts, and helped make this podcast community so special. As we wrap up 2023, I just want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with peace, love, and joy. Can’t wait to bring you even more amazing content in 2024. Thank you for being part of this! 🎄❤️
It's a Christmas miracle! Patrick is going to spend 24 hours dancing and singing for you people! Can you even believe it! What did you do to deserve this! Who knows? But it's really, really here! Send in your funny suggestions, clips, recipes, wacky news articles and favorite movie scenes so we can get those envelopes and stretch those improv muscles, not necessarily in that order! LOL! HIT THE LIKE BUTTON!
Chad Zumock is getting banned from MLC because of a demand from Patreon? Watch as the sad criminal and wannabe full-time comedian plots one of the greatest comebacks on the eastern seaboard this winter! Joey C is still poor and making threats. Aaron Imholte has a history of making things up, but we are here to watch the paint peel off the walls and reveal all the shortcuts the builders of this house of cards tried to conceal. Nick Rekieta has a spy and Aaron is getting pretty cocky about it! Hackamania is going to be LIT!
It's Nicholas Rikieta's birthday, so we are all going to take turns filling up his belly button with fun! Just imagine the SEETHING the haters will do! Aaron Imholte has had a year to figure out the difference between wheels and tires, since being roasted last year about his ignorance. He is completely lacking when it comes to any semblance of masculine knowledge. Hackamania tickets are on sale and Patrick is going to talk your ear off about it! Johnny is back and the goal is probably going to get BLOWN OUT so quick because of the talent levels on Steel Toe these days. Or is it?
There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way the river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing…
Mike Calta has become aware that he's being watched on the internet, and in true insecure Cowhead fashion he is pretending Patrick doesn't exist. Watch as he trots his unfunny wife out to explain she has no business doing a show and isn't built for the internet. Aaron Imholte and Mike Calta both have what they consider trophy women, and they are compelled to keep showing them off to their audience for clout. Aaron talks about his legal issues and court date, and we find out whether or not he wants to stop slandering Patrick any time soon.
Mersh cannot stop hanging out with losers, and the struggle sessions recently have been painful to watch. He's teamed up with Geno Bisconte to tell everyone what is wrong with the Dabbleverse. Every show these guys hate, Steel Toe included, are doing better than them. Geno's wish to leave YouTube comes trues after he shows full boof to the live stream. Kevin Brennan wants Shuli dirt from Bob now that he's back in tow over at MLC. Watch Kevin roll around in glee when learning about Geno Bisconte losing his YouTube channel!
Aaron Imholte can't stop himself from talking about Patrick, even though the more he runs his mouth he may find himself in a whole new mess of legal drama in 2025. Only time will tell! Investigators have figured out where Aaron Imholte has been taking his boo on Wednesday nights, and it's worse than we could have ever imagined. Watch as we reveal the actual truck stop where this banal bunch of mouth-breathers goes for a night out! Mike Calta loves acting like the big dog around the 102.5 offices, but anyone who can recognize peak cringe wants out of this industry asap. Except Aaron Imholte. He'd take Calta's job tomorrow!
Aaron Imholte and his boys can't stop smelling their own farts and calling the wind sour! Watch some of the most amazing breakdowns from some of the strangest people. Bob Levy returns to MLC to shove the "years long work" in everyone's face? What is happening? Patrick wants to try his hand at defauding his fans and wants to launch a new crypto token!
This one is definitely going to be the one where you realize that being a fan of this show isn't doing you or your family any favors! Patrick is being attacked by an old incontinent man named Michael Redbar who has teamed up with number one radio guy Aaron Imholte. Find out if giggling is really the thing you want to be associated with! Patrick has some teasers about Hackamania for 2025 and you're gonna want more! We've got a woman getting tased in a bikini just to make the hairs on the back of your tongue stand up! Wannabe comedian and amateur puppeteer April Brucker is back to remind everyone that Mike David isn't the only one making plop on the internet!
Aaron Imholte is in a rut, but only if you look at his view metrics, subscriber count acceleration, or the money his sad excuse for a show brings in. If you go by attitude, your mileage may very, as Aaron's bipolar nature will never reveal the actual level of stress the Minnesota domestic abuser is currently under. Aaron can't help himself, as he continues to double down on calling Patrick slanderous names on almost every show, and you have to wonder if all of this faffing around will ever catch up to him. After an embarrassing showing on his manufactured anniversary show grift Friday, the Moobs is in a mood and we are here for it.
Kino Casino makes its triumphant return to the sixth largest streaming platform! Aaron Imholte shows an embarrassing glimpse of his kitchen! Michael Ray Bower ain't got no meat! Won't you please GIVE THANKS for what YOU have?
It's BLACK WEDNESDAY, and if you're back home with your family, you're probably drunk and looking for some fun! Come hang out with the Onions and get your goo gobbled! Aaron Imholte can't stop talking about Kayla Rekieta apparently. Patrick reviews the tape to see if the rumors are true. If Aaron violated the court order, and if she decides to tell the court, he could actually be facing jail time. Kino Casino has survived their recent scandal. Or have they? PPP is striking things left and right and the breakdown of Andy Warski is unreal to watch. This guy is a complete mental midwit! Bob Levy is trashing The Shuli Network, and we are left to wonder if the bad blood is real, or this is just another work by the boys over at TSN.
Nick Rekieta is off to court today for a supposed settlement, and all the little internet gossips are refreshing their screens to see what he's gonna get when the swift hammer of justice comes down on his head. From what it seems, we may be hearing from Nick very soon, and it sounds like he has a lot to say. April may be Aaron's ex-wife, but she's front and center in his mind. Some recent tweets have sent our wannabe boxer slash radio man in to a new frenzy. It's training Tuesday and you won't believe how easy grocery shopping has become! Pack a snack and come hang with the Onions!
The boys known as PPP and Andy Warski from the online streaming preschool Kino Casino are taking a break from busting on other shows to reveal that they were busting on some ladies of the night in Las Vegas. At least Andy Warski was. PPP just sat in his mobility chair and soft-jacked to the scene. Bob Levy goes back on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan to argue about money and feel out the next steps between the two old curmudgeons. Aaron Imholte once again is trying to control the narrative of his own past by lying about his radio ratings, lying about the proof that exposes his lie, and more. Watch how pathetic this gets as the Minnesota Moob heads in to his fourth year of streaming his sad little show.
Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
Patrick is here to go over the latest Steel Toe happenings, as you've come to expect from the Big Sauce and his big drip. Johnny Krutches flees the Steel Toe Morning Show for the second time in a few months, crying and having a breakdown about his medical condition. Aaron eats up the opportunity to scrape in pity donations for his friend. Aaron continues to sit In a puddle of his own cope, and we are here for it! We've got some other fun stuff to check out today as well, because we can't just sit around and watch Aaron grow bigger moobs all day.
Patrick has found another instance of LawTubers being useless, and relying clippers to do the work for them, rather than trying to understand a situation and provide an accurate commentary. Let's watch another professional man make a complete ass out of themselves and their profession in realtime. Aaron Imholte sits squarely in the middle of several legal battles, with possibly more on the way. His ex-wife April is alleging physical abuse, and seems to be indicating she will be coming for her former radio partner in a legal setting. On top of all that, he's still stressing out about the goal, haters and money. But never fear, there's another anniversary to celebrate, and these made-up-milestones are a real injection of enthusiasm for Aaron's fake career.
Keanu reveals secrets about April, Nick and Aaron! Could Geno and Keanu be teaming back up with the Toe after April's recent insinuations of abuse at the hand of her ex-husband and partner? Is April ok? Is Nick ok? Could everyone involved in this cluster-fork be doomed? And most importantly, will this show survive the fallout of all of the haters who are transferring their ignorant rage on to the host of this fine program for pregnant women and small families.
It's Patrick's birthday, but it's a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn't function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let's watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is dealing with the increasingly-numerous embarrassing things apparently being made public.
Nick Rekieta has his haters more frothed than ever, after an appearance on the latest This Little Piggy and dropping what appears to be a screenshot of Aaron Imholte's browser history. Alleged messages from Aaron seem to confirm that Nick has been accessing Aaron's Google account from his house since Aaron logged in to do a show from there almost one year ago. What could this mean for Aaron? Will there be repercussions for Nick? And why is April posting nonstop about Nick's hog? Let's get in to it!
Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
The election is over, but that isn't going to stop Aaron Imholte from taking to his basement studio to pretend to be a political pundit in between sandwiches and squirting Yoplait in his dungarees. There's a new energy over at Steel Toe Morning Show and it has SlamPig's fingerprints all over it. What could this new level of partnership mean for the future of the Toe? The Mike Calta Show may be worse than we could have imagined, with the Snorlax himself participating in some very questionable laziness. How long can these radio dinosaurs get away with providing rock-bottom levels of entertainment to clueless commuters trapped in their cars? When will the internet come for these relics?
It's that time again! America is on the precipice of one of the most important battles in our nation that doesn't matter much at all. They're gonna get us all in the end! But that doesn't mean we can't have a drink and make fun of the meltdowns, no matter which side of the aisle you sit on. Let's remember that we do it for fun, after all!
