Chad Zumock is fifty years old, and nobody has been paying the mudshark much attention since he got off his streak of six comedy shows this summer at some of the most crumbly theaters in our union. As Chad tries to branch out and secure some sort of financial freedom from his podcast empire, it's becoming more apparent than ever how insecure and desperate this middle-aged nothing really is. Aaron Imholte gives his members a trickle of content this weekend to prove he isn't stealing his faithful followers funds.
So many birthdays, so little money! Let's all wear hats about it! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
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Chad Zumock is getting banned from MLC because of a demand from Patreon? Watch as the sad criminal and wannabe full-time comedian plots one of the greatest comebacks on the eastern seaboard this winter! Joey C is still poor and making threats. Aaron Imholte has a history of making things up, but we are here to watch the paint peel off the walls and reveal all the shortcuts the builders of this house of cards tried to conceal. Nick Rekieta has a spy and Aaron is getting pretty cocky about it! Hackamania is going to be LIT!
It's Nicholas Rikieta's birthday, so we are all going to take turns filling up his belly button with fun! Just imagine the SEETHING the haters will do! Aaron Imholte has had a year to figure out the difference between wheels and tires, since being roasted last year about his ignorance. He is completely lacking when it comes to any semblance of masculine knowledge. Hackamania tickets are on sale and Patrick is going to talk your ear off about it! Johnny is back and the goal is probably going to get BLOWN OUT so quick because of the talent levels on Steel Toe these days. Or is it?
There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way the river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing…
Mike Calta has become aware that he's being watched on the internet, and in true insecure Cowhead fashion he is pretending Patrick doesn't exist. Watch as he trots his unfunny wife out to explain she has no business doing a show and isn't built for the internet. Aaron Imholte and Mike Calta both have what they consider trophy women, and they are compelled to keep showing them off to their audience for clout. Aaron talks about his legal issues and court date, and we find out whether or not he wants to stop slandering Patrick any time soon.
Mersh cannot stop hanging out with losers, and the struggle sessions recently have been painful to watch. He's teamed up with Geno Bisconte to tell everyone what is wrong with the Dabbleverse. Every show these guys hate, Steel Toe included, are doing better than them. Geno's wish to leave YouTube comes trues after he shows full boof to the live stream. Kevin Brennan wants Shuli dirt from Bob now that he's back in tow over at MLC. Watch Kevin roll around in glee when learning about Geno Bisconte losing his YouTube channel!
Aaron Imholte can't stop himself from talking about Patrick, even though the more he runs his mouth he may find himself in a whole new mess of legal drama in 2025. Only time will tell! Investigators have figured out where Aaron Imholte has been taking his boo on Wednesday nights, and it's worse than we could have ever imagined. Watch as we reveal the actual truck stop where this banal bunch of mouth-breathers goes for a night out! Mike Calta loves acting like the big dog around the 102.5 offices, but anyone who can recognize peak cringe wants out of this industry asap. Except Aaron Imholte. He'd take Calta's job tomorrow!
Aaron Imholte and his boys can't stop smelling their own farts and calling the wind sour! Watch some of the most amazing breakdowns from some of the strangest people. Bob Levy returns to MLC to shove the "years long work" in everyone's face? What is happening? Patrick wants to try his hand at defauding his fans and wants to launch a new crypto token!
This one is definitely going to be the one where you realize that being a fan of this show isn't doing you or your family any favors! Patrick is being attacked by an old incontinent man named Michael Redbar who has teamed up with number one radio guy Aaron Imholte. Find out if giggling is really the thing you want to be associated with! Patrick has some teasers about Hackamania for 2025 and you're gonna want more! We've got a woman getting tased in a bikini just to make the hairs on the back of your tongue stand up! Wannabe comedian and amateur puppeteer April Brucker is back to remind everyone that Mike David isn't the only one making plop on the internet!
Aaron Imholte is in a rut, but only if you look at his view metrics, subscriber count acceleration, or the money his sad excuse for a show brings in. If you go by attitude, your mileage may very, as Aaron's bipolar nature will never reveal the actual level of stress the Minnesota domestic abuser is currently under. Aaron can't help himself, as he continues to double down on calling Patrick slanderous names on almost every show, and you have to wonder if all of this faffing around will ever catch up to him. After an embarrassing showing on his manufactured anniversary show grift Friday, the Moobs is in a mood and we are here for it.
Kino Casino makes its triumphant return to the sixth largest streaming platform! Aaron Imholte shows an embarrassing glimpse of his kitchen! Michael Ray Bower ain't got no meat! Won't you please GIVE THANKS for what YOU have?
It's BLACK WEDNESDAY, and if you're back home with your family, you're probably drunk and looking for some fun! Come hang out with the Onions and get your goo gobbled! Aaron Imholte can't stop talking about Kayla Rekieta apparently. Patrick reviews the tape to see if the rumors are true. If Aaron violated the court order, and if she decides to tell the court, he could actually be facing jail time. Kino Casino has survived their recent scandal. Or have they? PPP is striking things left and right and the breakdown of Andy Warski is unreal to watch. This guy is a complete mental midwit! Bob Levy is trashing The Shuli Network, and we are left to wonder if the bad blood is real, or this is just another work by the boys over at TSN.
Nick Rekieta is off to court today for a supposed settlement, and all the little internet gossips are refreshing their screens to see what he's gonna get when the swift hammer of justice comes down on his head. From what it seems, we may be hearing from Nick very soon, and it sounds like he has a lot to say. April may be Aaron's ex-wife, but she's front and center in his mind. Some recent tweets have sent our wannabe boxer slash radio man in to a new frenzy. It's training Tuesday and you won't believe how easy grocery shopping has become! Pack a snack and come hang with the Onions!
The boys known as PPP and Andy Warski from the online streaming preschool Kino Casino are taking a break from busting on other shows to reveal that they were busting on some ladies of the night in Las Vegas. At least Andy Warski was. PPP just sat in his mobility chair and soft-jacked to the scene. Bob Levy goes back on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan to argue about money and feel out the next steps between the two old curmudgeons. Aaron Imholte once again is trying to control the narrative of his own past by lying about his radio ratings, lying about the proof that exposes his lie, and more. Watch how pathetic this gets as the Minnesota Moob heads in to his fourth year of streaming his sad little show.
Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
Patrick is here to go over the latest Steel Toe happenings, as you've come to expect from the Big Sauce and his big drip. Johnny Krutches flees the Steel Toe Morning Show for the second time in a few months, crying and having a breakdown about his medical condition. Aaron eats up the opportunity to scrape in pity donations for his friend. Aaron continues to sit In a puddle of his own cope, and we are here for it! We've got some other fun stuff to check out today as well, because we can't just sit around and watch Aaron grow bigger moobs all day.
Patrick has found another instance of LawTubers being useless, and relying clippers to do the work for them, rather than trying to understand a situation and provide an accurate commentary. Let's watch another professional man make a complete ass out of themselves and their profession in realtime. Aaron Imholte sits squarely in the middle of several legal battles, with possibly more on the way. His ex-wife April is alleging physical abuse, and seems to be indicating she will be coming for her former radio partner in a legal setting. On top of all that, he's still stressing out about the goal, haters and money. But never fear, there's another anniversary to celebrate, and these made-up-milestones are a real injection of enthusiasm for Aaron's fake career.
Keanu reveals secrets about April, Nick and Aaron! Could Geno and Keanu be teaming back up with the Toe after April's recent insinuations of abuse at the hand of her ex-husband and partner? Is April ok? Is Nick ok? Could everyone involved in this cluster-fork be doomed? And most importantly, will this show survive the fallout of all of the haters who are transferring their ignorant rage on to the host of this fine program for pregnant women and small families.
It's Patrick's birthday, but it's a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn't function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let's watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is dealing with the increasingly-numerous embarrassing things apparently being made public.
Nick Rekieta has his haters more frothed than ever, after an appearance on the latest This Little Piggy and dropping what appears to be a screenshot of Aaron Imholte's browser history. Alleged messages from Aaron seem to confirm that Nick has been accessing Aaron's Google account from his house since Aaron logged in to do a show from there almost one year ago. What could this mean for Aaron? Will there be repercussions for Nick? And why is April posting nonstop about Nick's hog? Let's get in to it!
Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
The election is over, but that isn't going to stop Aaron Imholte from taking to his basement studio to pretend to be a political pundit in between sandwiches and squirting Yoplait in his dungarees. There's a new energy over at Steel Toe Morning Show and it has SlamPig's fingerprints all over it. What could this new level of partnership mean for the future of the Toe? The Mike Calta Show may be worse than we could have imagined, with the Snorlax himself participating in some very questionable laziness. How long can these radio dinosaurs get away with providing rock-bottom levels of entertainment to clueless commuters trapped in their cars? When will the internet come for these relics?
It's that time again! America is on the precipice of one of the most important battles in our nation that doesn't matter much at all. They're gonna get us all in the end! But that doesn't mean we can't have a drink and make fun of the meltdowns, no matter which side of the aisle you sit on. Let's remember that we do it for fun, after all!
Another weekend and another grin for the Toe! Aaron takes heads to his basement broadcasting base to rally up another 8 goals for the week to keep his charade of a life on track just one month out from his second court date for felony harassment of a young lady by releasing her saucy photos without her permission. We watch our favorite radio pro meander through more ideas for his show while keeping grounded in the failure of today. April Anderson, once Imholte, has been tweeting suspiciously all weekend and it has the internet speculating again. Is this even April? Is Nick screwing with everyone again? What is going on?
Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks in on Tampa radio personality Mike Calta aka Cowhead to see the latest project by another radio dinosaur who has completely fallen asleep at the wheel as the broadcast industry dies around him.
Patrick has been trying to ge his StreamDeck to work for over an hour, and it's still not working. So get ready for a lot of yelling and lots of blocking. Seriously, you're blocked! April Imholte has court today, but a bunch of fans crashed it and upset the judge which could mean no live court hearings over the internet for April in the future. Nick Rekieta might sell Patrick that charcuterie fridge that's sitting in his bedroom. There's a new apple around, but Nelly has nothing to do with it. Patrick forgot how to golf and it's a big embarrassing thing. Aaron is above eating butter but not above eating dog food? How does this man reconcile his life? Aaron has a new girlfriend to lie to him about how he's winning on the internet and it could be awesome!
Hello. dear friends! It's been a minute, and we've so much to catch up on! And maybe you can fill Patrick in on what's been happening, because he's been off the grid, as the more technically-savvy children say. There's threats coming at Patrick, it seems like Nick and April have lost their minds on X, and Patrick ruined the biggest, coolest surprise in the Red Bar universe and he's sorry about it. Donald Trump was on Rogan, and the world is starting to turn on Kamala Harris. Let's all hug it out. You've been missed!
Stuck at home with large calendar gaps, professional part-time comedian Chad Zumock has been thrashing in the mud lately, trying to grab on to any and every target he can, from the Compound Cucks to the Dabble Dweebs, Chad wants your attention and wants it now! He doesn't have a point. He doesn't have anything to say. He doesn't even have any talent to entertain you with. But he is jealous, and he's going to act like a child to show you how he feels! Ray Devito has escaped Patrick's attention for quite some time, but he has truly become quite diminished and it's very sad to watch. If there's time, Bring your slop pants, pigs!
Patrick has some explaining to do. Missed shows and erratic schedules are not very becoming of a small-time podcastman. What gives? There's a story that might help shed some light on what's going on, or confuse you more. Who knows what's going on, anymore. Aaron Imholte is in desperation overdrive as he lays out possible evacuation plans and hands out life vests for the dingy that is the Steel Toe Morning Show. Will Aaron stop defaming Patrick publicly? The damage to his reputation may be immeasurable if Aaron can't control his emotions and stop willfully lying about Patrick on his show every day!
There's a world of heavyweight creators out there, and we love checking in on them. Our favorite Raider fan Micheal Ray Bower is busy maintaining two channels, one on his favorite sportsball team and one about his never-ending bouts of depression and anxiety. Can you guess which one is more entertaining? What's better than hot dogs and corn? Chocolate covered hot dogs and corn, or course. We check in with Royce to see what disgusting trash is on the menu today. Chad Zumock is in Tampa and sitting directly in the middle of the impending hurricane path. He's using it as an opportunity to look brave an careless, but the reality is that he doesn't have any friends or family to go stay with, nor does he have an extra $129 to blow on a La Quinta Inn a few miles inland.
Aaron Imholte has spent another weekend combing over what all the haters have to say about him, and is now scrambling to try to change public perception with an overt change to his show that people have been asking for throughout his YouTube tenure. Keanu C. Thompson may be overstepping her talent allocation by trying to host her own show, but she has a full time position making Aaron Imholte question his own sanity. After Keanu mentions Aaron being so self-conscious he won't show chat on the screen, he starts doing it the very next show! Aaron attempts to do a Vikings postgame show, but quits because nobody is watching, and then proceeds to do a Members Only stream where he just talks about football and Nick Rekieta, because that's all Aaron has left to talk about. Hi April!
It's a late night fudge-fest, with Aaron making some bold moves and really struggling with his goals this week. This man is getting run in to the ground daily, as he admits more and more the flailing nature of whatever is left of this aspiring radio-like career. How can this go on? Is he preparing to dump Johnny, or is the recent teasing and belittling of his favorite gimped sidekick a backlash for his recent transgressions on other shows? Only time will tell! We have so much Toe to get through and so little time, but let's laugh the night away catching up with our favorite spouse-abusing narcissist!
Aaron Imholte is more panicked than ever, and he can't stop dreaming about the expansion of his dying show. Watch the cognitive dissonance in real time for some of the best laughs of our time! Patrick has a new Rode Caster and he's embarrassed about all of the cables nd equipment that this one simple box is replacing. Or is it? Patrick proceeds to scream about Windows audio for an hours because something is causing the levels to turn down automatically again, and windows myriad settings and configuration panels make it impossible to find. Anyone have any ideas? Aaron shows off his German coin that is worth two dollars and kisses it like it's the most prized thing he owns. Aaron as received a strike on the Steel Toe YouTube channel for his gun promotion, and he thinks it's Patrick's fault. Has SlamPig been doxxed? Who is Ann Gosch?
Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
Late show, hate show, sorry ya had to wait show! Aaron Imholte, the only remaining full-time employee of the Steel Toe Morning Show is starting to run out of ideas, but that's not going to let him stop from pitching old ones wrapped up in some used trash glitter he found in his car seat after one of SlamPigs kids had to take an art project home from day camp. Watch Aaron explain how he's one step ahead of Melton and he's embarrassing his opposition more and more every day. Mersh is still being poor and complaining about it. Glitter and Lazers is back with some heartbreaking health news that you'd never expect from a woman the size of a small forklift.
It's Tuesday night and there's so much Toe to cover that you can bet your family's Chinese restaurant library that we will be talking about Aaron Imholte and his issues. Let's dive deeper in to some of our other favorite curiosities as well. Have you guys met Royce? Woah... We catch up with NLO favorite home chef Simply Sara. Mersh is yelling about Rumble again and joins Steel Toe in a spiral of depression and an on-air fit that rivals toddlers who need a nap. The cope and desperation are becoming too much to endure!
Another day, another dollar, and every dollar helps us get to that elusive goal! Aaron Imholte is fully down a rabbit hole of hope, delusion and distraction as he keeps leaning in to imaginary crimes by the host of this program to misdirect you from the very real problems and accusations looming over his slowly-balding head. Josh Denny is losing it on Twitter about the recent show going over his reaction to another recent show, and Patrick is starting to think the two will never be best friends again. Johnny Krutches skipped a Steel Toe show, and Aaron used the opportunity to turn the knife even further in to his friends relationship. When will Johnny get fed up with Aaron's duplicitous nature and turn fully on the abusive and manipulative Minnesota ringworm known as Aaron Imholte? Tryhard comedian Chad Zumock is doing more shows than ever while making less money than anyone! Will he be better off with his tribal lover Godfrey at his digital side to fight his stupid online battles with him?
What a special day! It's a day off for Aaron Imholte, chief lolcow of Steel Toe Media Inc. The recent alleged felon and sex crime perpetrator was in court today to put his finger in his ears and refuse to take accountability for his horrific revenge porn stunt that he committed live on air - once again, allegedly. Patrick had a message from Nick Rekeita this morning and the two talked for quite awhile. Lot's of fun is coming our way, nerds! Mersh seems to be desperate for attention, and the way he is doing it is allowing the Florida cat-addict to completely lose his cool on his streams. Someone tell Mersh his pathetic is showing!
The Steel Toe Morning Show has been around for ten years, and no one has less of an idea about its future like its host and creator, Aaron Imholte. Let's catch up with the roller coaster of emotions that Aaron has been on for the last 24 hours, and examine where Aaron has come from in order to understand where he wants the program to go in the future. Can this sappy noodle man ever let go of the past? It isn't Tuesday, but we could all use a good training session. Patrick has a Nintendo video that you're gonna love to watch, because it's so off-the-cuff and really sticks it to the corporate man, man!
What an event-filled weekend, as Aaron allows his need to be in front of an audience backfire on him completely in an emotionally embarrassing confrontation on some Irish tv channel. The Aussie Guy springs questions on Aaron in a manner that could be the best we have seen yet, but Aaron was ready because his ride-or-die rebound side-chick has filed him in that this could be an ambush. It turns out that Aaron and Ann may be spending much more time together than anyone could have imagined. Is Ann in love? Johnny Krutches goes full attack mode on Aaron over his comments about cats, but relinquishes his position on Monday's program. Is Johnny having second thoughts about ditching Steel Toe after the collapse of his recent relationship along with his confidence?
Another day, another dollar, and every dollar helps us get to that elusive goal! Aaron Imholte is fully down a rabbit hole of hope, delusion and distraction as he keeps leaning in to imaginary crimes by the host of this program to misdirect you from the very real problems and accusations looming over his slowly-balding head. Josh Denny is losing it on Twitter about the recent show going over his reaction to another recent show, and Patrick is starting to think the two will never be best friends again. Johnny Krutches skipped a Steel Toe show, and Aaron used the opportunity to turn the knife even further in to his friends relationship. When will Johnny get fed up with Aaron's duplicitous nature and turn fully on the abusive and manipulative Minnesota ringworm known as Aaron Imholte? Tryhard comedian Chad Zumock is doing more shows than ever while making less money than anyone! Will he be better off with his tribal lover Godfrey at his digital side to fight his stupid online battles with him?
Bon Dia! Aaron Imholte has been dodgy for weeks about exactly what it is that Patrick did that has him and the rest of the autistics on a BBS convinced that Patrick has bodies in the basement, First it was a cupholder joke. Then it was a pile of stuff people were sending him. Then it was reddit. But now there's a fresh take. Aaron, via his yesterday-enemy-today-pal and likeminded mushpot Mersh, finally have settled on a specific allegation. It's a doozy! Josh Denny is mad at Patrick for going over a website full of false lies and he messaged Patrick some saucy language to give him what for! And then he went on his podcast (we didn't see it either) to let the world know he won. Thankfully, someone made a clip!
Aaron Imholte, alleged sex crime felon and wannabe radio man, is back from another weekend of visiting his children in shared custody, and the projection about his inability to be left alone with his own kids has his broken his brain. We watch a man who is legally no longer allowed to discuss his own life on his own show exploit a crippled friend and drive a stake in to any hope of a relationship for his friend could have had with the woman he's been dating. Aaron has to squeeze every last bit out of his "friend" before he abandons him for good. Patrick has apparently been in contact with a "member of the family" that has some concerns. Let's get in to it!
After making the news around the world for sharing sexual photos of a woman without consent, and the allegations from his ex-wife of head-butting and choking abuse, Aaron Imholte is cracking at the seams! He cannot stop steering what's left of his program in to the rocky shores of racism, antisemitism, bigotry and slander! After attempting to do a show for two days without being able to blame the women who have escaped his Steel Toe torture chamber, he is quickly spiraling in to complete disarray without a panel of cohosts to cosign his nonsensical delusions.
Of course Aaron Imholte is not going to let multiple active restraining orders and repeated allegations of spousal abuse and harassment bring him down! It will only be a few days before Leighton Broadcasting powers up their stick and allows Aaron to take Minnesota FM airwaves by storm once again. Right? And Johnny and Matt are going to be loyal to the end as Aaron tries to control what they do and who they talk to off his show. Nobody is allowed to enter Aaron's sphere with truth. It's a spin zone and you better get to spinning if you want to dance inside the dome with Aaron. Let's watch this master manipulator tell us how it is despite the evidence from our own eyes and ears telling us differently.
Aaron Imholte has turned himself in after hiding all weekend at his cabin with is parents and fat daughter. After his arraignment and subsequent bail, will we know anything new with which to wager on the future lolz of Leighton Broadcasting's newest addition to the Minnesota airwaves? Or will this latest mistake (no offense Emily Imholte) jeopardize his FM future? Will Aaron be able to hold his tongue, the hardest thing for a delusional manipulative narcissist to do? Or will he be spilling more beens than a teenager at Chipotle? Let's watch some recent Aaron in anticipation of the outcome of today's big events.
Patrick is back on United States soil, and for some reason it's way sticker than when he left! Everyone has gone to court, and some of the picture is becoming much clearer while parts of it become muddier by the day. April appears in court, and her strategy in conjunction with the Rekieta's seems confusing at best. Aaron's flapping has come back to bite him, and we see that he has lied to the police and tried to destroy evidence in some half-brained attempt to avoid taking responsibility for his actions. How very un-toe like! There's piles of events to go over, There's tons of speculation to be had. Where is Aaron? Will he go back on the air this week? And if so, which Aaron will we get? The Aaron who is rubbing salt in the wounds of his betters with powdered sugar or an ice bucket, or the father of contrition taking ownership for his recently-alleged felonies? Grab a Celsius and join Patrick as he explores all of the most recent developments!
