Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it's most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn't circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let's all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It's court day for Aaron Imholte and we are all on pins and needles about the deal that he may or may not be making behind the doors of the Stearns County courthouse on this sunny Minnesota day! Chatters want Patrick to participate in some dark arts...
Patrick has been challenged to hold his own excrement above his head like John Cusack in the movie Say Anything. He has demanded $10,000. We are 15% of the way there. Who will win before the clock strikes midnight?
We have so much we can't even tell you about it! Okay fine, but don't overload yourself with too much fun! Opie is gaslighting himself again about his role in the program formerly known as The Opie & Anthony Show. Watch as a man in a literal high tower wines about podcasters that "attack" him. We've got a fat lady being kick off a plane with her coloring book simply because she wanted some water. Summer Sinclair has an admirer and his name is Marc-Andrew Chicoine, and he has some videos you definitely need to see. You decide if his work is worthy of some kind of film award. Aaron Imholte is puffing up about what seems to be an end to his legal woes, but is it really the end? Watch as he tells his audience that he has possession of files that Patrick made up!
Chad Zumock is almost 51 years old and has no money, talent, ideas ,or future. As the very few comedians on the planet begin to stop calling the dudfart to open for them two or three times a year, his calendar and his prospects are drying up. The loyalest of fans are starting to find out that his word is worthless, and the financial support for his sham of a podcast is decreasing by the day. Aaron Imholte spent another weekend cleaning up his life, and walking his kids slowly down the path of being losers just like their pretend part-time dad. Aaron Imholte, also feeling the crunch of the walls closing in on his life and suppressing any chance of a radio comeback, is now making up stories about his prospects to self-soothe in a way we've never seen before!
Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl Hamburger and Adam Busch they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
Aaron Imholte is on fire lately, between embracing false reports from trolls and other bitter beta bros, he cannot stop wallowing in falsities to comfort his own insecure nature. Let's watch some of his latest loser lash-outs together! Michael Ray Bower is anxious and depressed, and he wants to tell you about it again in between boasting about how blessed he is. You'll never believe what this man has made over the life of his career! Plus a palette cleanser that will have you looking over your shoulder in the woods!
It was one year ago today that April Imholte aka April Anderson aka The Scrimp appeared on The Steel Toe Morning Show with her noodle-man husband Aaron Imholte. We didn't know how appropriate the show name was at the time, but 'Can April Fly Solo?' has become a meme of a meme and a permanent fixture in Steel Toe lore. Let's take a walk down memory lane! We've got a yellow brick road of dummies to check in on, so let's get to it! Hit the LIKE button!
It's the last day of the month, and the clock is ticking for Patrick to MAKE THAT NUT! Join this live fit of desperation as we try to hit the goal! Opie Radio is not doing well, and his insecurity is on full display in light of the recent release of Anthony Cumia's radio contract and salary information. Watch the most insane rationalization of a dummy you've ever seen! Michael Ray Bower has a history of lying and grifting his audience, and it isn't a recent thing. Will this guy do anything in his power to prevent him from earning a living like a normal person? Aaron Imholte is nearing the finish line of his legal battle, and it's got him feeling confident! He's organizing events left and right, or at least fantasizing about it, to commemorate his perceived wins over all the haters!
Take a couple days off from doing shows and you will miss gallons of gaslighting from Steel Toe Morning Show and it's sad host Aaron Imholte. Let's see if we can catch up on the latest rounds of ridiculousness imposed upon the few fans who haven't fled! From fantasizing about a golf tournament, to making up stories about your humble Onion host, the ability to shroud himself with a complete lack of humility and honesty has consumed this former radio redact. And if there's time, we can even check in on our baby eagle friends.
Opie Radio really enjoys what he's doing, and it's not a new thing! Unearthed from the archives over a year ago, we eavesdrop on Opie and Chad Zumock talking like they're the lynchpins in the entertainment sphere! Chad Zumock is mad at everyone who doesn't FEEL like he FEELS, and threatens to harm a dog for laughs and revenge! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is sick and can't figure out what to do with his life, but a doctor has given him a new excuse! Aaron Imholte prepares nothing for his evening show, but proceeds to beg and beg like you've never seen him beg before! Mystery donors, making up for Monday morning, and so much more!
Aaron Imholte is gaslighting in full force this week, trying to convince his audience he wasn't begging for attention from his old high school buddy last week and claiming the article about his felony case was another win for the toe. Stubbed and snubbed, the Steel Toe Morning Show falls on its fifth Monday loss as it misses the goal o-gain! Mike Calta aka Cowhead is back with his wife for one of the most embarrassing displays of insecurity from a broadcaster we have ever seen. Watch and find out what happens when radio superstars try to do a show with no staff and no commercial breaks to reset audience expectations.
We're gonna need a bigger boat! The desperation of people who don't want to work for a living is making itself known to the Dabbleverse! Felicia Gillespie, Liam, Tom Myers and Michael Ray Bower all want to make money, but don't have the head horsepower to realize they have nothing to offer in the way of entertainment. Let's watch some of the saddest adult men try to figure out what they are and what they can do to stave off filling out applications and making an honest living! Aaron Imholte has made a new nest of delusion and from the looks of it, he's not abandoning the throne of cope anytime soon!
Bottom of the mornin' to ya! Patrick is doing inspections to make sure you're all wearing green, and if you aren't, he's going to pinch your cute little backsides! Aaron Imholte warned us that Members Only shows were going to get shorter, but this week's show was ZERO minutes long. Let's watch as a childless man tells us about his night out at a bar before falling on his face financially. We continue our journey of finding out exactly how mentally-challenged Chad Zumock is, and try to figure out where it all went wrong for the man. St. Patrick's Day has one woman out in these streets causing extreme cringe and we are here for it!
An emergency watch along for a really pro broadcaster! Crazy Joe calls in to the show for the second time ever. Patrick takes us down a law enforcement YouTube rabbit hole, and the listeners pitch in with suggestions.
Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.
Aaron Imholte is a professional broadcaster with a career as storied as his hair is long. Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand for this special look back at some of the best times in Steel Toe Morning Show's history. Watch as Aaron talks about the weather, fixes his hair, shows off his deodorant, talks about how he should be immune from typical law enforcement, and even berates the chat for not getting the show. Don't take it personally, Aaron - we're just old boot goofin'!
The perfect week continues! Aaron Imholte is a simple man who takes pleasure in the simple wins in life! Listen as a man tells you the story about a dryer and it's newfangled capabilities! Patrick can't get enough of the Bald Eagle cam and tries to watch for tips on how to get more viewers from one of nature's most majestic birds! Chad Zumock pulls down another show because he cant take one guy making fun of him. We learn about the land of Titeria and find out a little bit about a thing called Karma. Thank you OJ!
Aaron Imholte DOUBLES DOWN on dumb! You won't believe the spin this grown man is trying to peddle to his listeners, and the personal details of his life keep spilling over in to his sad little imitation radio program. For a man with a very busy life that doesn't occur on the internet, a lot of his feelings and personal baggage certainly does spill over on to The Toe. Chad Zumock loves shouting out his fans, and showing which fans donate, and talking to fans in the chat, and mentioning fans while defending himself, and...did you hear that? Someone is at the door! Sorry for the abrupt ending!
Patrick graces the public with a special Friday show.
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is!
Aaron Imholte insists that the woman who lets him make peen bubbles inside her holes is not controlling the show, and influencing its direction, but we think the noodle-armed grifter protests too much! Watch as the physically-abusive manipulator explains out loud how he is changing his show to be more radio-friendly for the masses. Michael Ray Bowers aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame thinks that he is picking up wifi signals with his body, and we can't wait to see what that's all about. Summer Sinclair wants to diversify a holiday puppet show.
Aaron Imholte won't take whatever deal he is being offered by the state, and now he could be headed for a trial in front of a jury. Could this be the stupidest thing he's ever done, or is Aaron confident in his ability to represent himself in court like they do in the movies? The Dabbleverse is in flux, with enemies and friends mixing and mingling, and it's tough to tell how it's all going to shake out. One thing is certain - the Super Bowl weekend event is shaping up to create a lot of drama. Patrick isn't sure he even wants it anymore. Can't we all just get along?
Chad Zumock is coming up on the event that is sure to define his comeback arc after the event that arguably was part of his bottom just one year ago. Will the wannabe comedian fulfill his destiny to throw a live event in everyone's face? Only a shaky pig's alcoholic blunder-brain will show us in time! Aaron Imholte pushes back his felony revenge porn charges as he hopes for a settlement that doesn't land him behind bars or labeled as a felon for the rest of his time on the earth. That would most certainly not be another win for the toe!
Chad Zumock is putting everything on the line to cover up the fact that he's using Kevin Brennan for a free trip to suck Jim Florentine's Super Bowl soup spoon. Aaron Imholte has given up trying to convince people Patrick is a bad guy because of Supertip malpractice or untoward allegation of the most unsavory kind. He's moved on to pointing out how ugly Patrick is instead. Michael Ray Bower may be leaving Los Angeles? Say it ain't so! And will Patrick ever get to that pesky PO Box mail from December?
Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn't a coach, doesn't work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From arguing about what a coach is, to implying that his gym has been letting him coach without a certification, Aaron is determined to throw friends and alliances under the bus to preserve his personality as a wise old boxing mentor.
Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn't a coach, doesn't work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From arguing about what a coach is, to implying that his gym has been letting him coach without a certification, Aaron is determined to throw friends and alliances under the bus to preserve his personality as a wise old boxing mentor.
Aaron Imholte has had an interesting few days. After issuing yet another boxing challenge because he was FEELING too much and backing down in real time, Aaron has rewritten history several times with new excuse after new excuse. The latest round of rumors has Aaron scrambling to preserve his reputation, as the coach at his boxing gym clarifies that Aaron isn't a coach and has never been a coach. He hang around and offers advice and help, unsolicited, to other members. And now he's making up more and more enemies to own, as if the shortcomings of others have anything to do with his lies.
Patrick was just casually watching Steel Toe this morning with a few hundred of his closest nerds, and Aaron Imholte's emotional insecurity got the best of him again! Watch as Aaron opts out of using his words to explain his feelings and fantasizes again about boxing Patrick and all his haters. Patrick immediately accepts, and Aaron starts putting on stipulations and trying to back out due to trust issues. This marks the second time Aaron Imholte has backed down from a challenge to box Patrick Melton that he himself issued in the heat of an emotional bout of feels. By the end of the show, Imholte was telling his Steel Toe sycophants that Melton had declined his offer to fight, completely shrouding himself in delusion.
Patrick cannot take it anymore! Jill Carlson must be discussed! What is it about nutjobs with causes that makes them think they're actually accomplishing something? Listen up and gather around to hear a story about a woman betrayed by her family and the government of an entire town. See if you can make sense of it! Kevin Brennan thinks Patrick is making up a source about Blade and his probability of sabotaging the AC event. Who knows what to believe as Patrick reveals more details! Joey C calls in and won't accept Patrick's offer to settle for the very thing he's asking Patrick for, proving once and for all how dumb he is. Aaron Imholte has been a busy boy, and Patrick wants to catch up with you. Aaron is clipping again. Patrick invites Aaron to Hackamania and offers to cut him in like one of the boys! Mersh is having lots of internet problems and can't stop yelling at his chat, which means he's just like Patrick!
Kevin Brennan is a comedian from the 90s that your dad probably loved, but lately he's just been yelling at dead Friends and relying on YouTube viewers to pay for his bike tires. Kevin hung up his comedy coat years ago, but now he's letting Chad Zumock plan his comeback in Atlantic City! Chad takes to MLC for a big announcement about the show, and it's all falling apart at the seams in real time. WinBY2 goes live to let everyone know that this event was not on as of yesterday, and he still doesn't understand what's going on because of the lack of communication. But everyone is pumped for this disaster and NLO has all the angles as the once mighty Kevin Brennan prepares to "sell tickets" for the first time in two years!
What a weekend! Patrick had a wildly long email thread with some nut who can't seem to figure out why he is mad at Patrick. At first it was about something that happened on the show 19 years ago, but it ended up being about Shuli and how Melton better watch what he says...or else! Let's get in to it. Chad Zumock is being sniped daily and hates the attention! His show is not for people who don't like his show, and he will wreck it yelling at you about it. The insecure pig man is deleting shows after embarrassing tantrums throw him off his game. Geno Bisconte is having a falling out with his old boss Anthony Cumia, and it all revolves around Geno's complete denial of his own reality. Don't INSURRECT yourself about it! Come watch the Onions!
