Patrick does a very special Christmas Eve solo show that’s sure to raise your spirits. On this show, Patrick talks about being sick and his upcoming trip to San Antonio, Texas to make people laugh. We take a phone call from superfan Jon to discuss his recent Christmas gift to Patrick, and why is is great and sucks at the same time. We dive into an email from a kid in Oklahoma named Dallas who is a nervous little boy when it comes to the ladies. Patrick recently obtained some pills that will make his poop shimmer like a disco.