Shooby is just off a plane from Dallas, and Patrick is boarding one to Tampa. It’s the first Shooby news in awhile, and this time we learn about a pizza box he’s saving for some unknown reason. We learn exactly what a Shooby is, and then we learn about the new Jupiter probe that took five years to arrive only to be crashed into the gaseous abyss. Patrick is mad that fries are mandatory at baseball games. Donald Trump could be close to fizzling out. Some girl is doing a feminist show in the nude. We’re confused about stealthy fans and we watch a bizarre apology video from an almond farmer.