Comedian and food-writer extraordinaire Jason Harris joins Patrick in the studio. Patrick is livid at the children in his apartment complex and a smoke detector that won’t stop beeping. Jason shares his opinions on some of the latest sexual scandals, including Chris Hardwick. Jason is a big foodie, and we talk about some of the best restaurants in Vegas, and throws in some advice on cannibalism. Never meet your heroes, especially if it’s Tom Green. Patrick thinks reenacting shootings is a pastime that will probably never catch on based on our current sensitivities.