Alex Kool-Aid Ansel joins Patrick today for a Halloween show. We wade back in the NLO memory shoe box and listen to an old holiday favorite. Alex is doing a roast for John Wayne Bobbit, the guy who got his penis cut off by his angry girlfriend and then reattached. Patrick notices how thick Alex’s wallet is and they investigate to find out why. Roy Johnson calls in to bitch about ranch dressing and complain about bowties. Patrick has a bone to pick with JUUL about a recent promotion. The door-to-door election pollsters and campaign mailings are getting out of control.
