Patrick has been going back and forth with a dentist all week to get his teeth right. It’s a cautionary tale to those of you who may still have time to save your chompers. Rick’s returns to sponsoring the show, and considerable time is spent with the chat discussing his latest innovations. Patrick wants advice on how to hang out with kids in his neighborhood without looking like a real creep. Some chat members creep Patrick out with references to really old show bits. Next week Patrick is flying to California for Shooby’s wedding. One of the comedians Patrick warned you was a bad person was allegedly caught stealing on video at an open mic. Butch Bradley did an interview where he tells his life story and completely forgets the part where he owned a comedy club in Atlantic City. I wonder why? All of this, plus many more tirades and ramblings in this episode.