It’s come to my attention that the people doing a lot of the jobs of entertaining America are probably the least suited to do so. Case in point: Andy Rooney. Does anyone know what this guy is talking about? I mean, he just babbles for five minutes about something, and when he’s done it just seems like you have lost five minutes of your life. Another example? Denny Hazen, a rapper who thinks he has finally found a formula for success, eighteen years after trying to make it for the first time. We thing the world would be better off if these people were janitors. Or dead.
