What happens when a gigantic monolith of a fat bitch doesn’t realize how enormously disappointing she is to the rest of society? She puts on a cooking show, of course. A cooking show where she cooks the most unhealthy horseshit on the planet. She might as well drink mayonnaise by the caraffe. Oh, and we have a new potential guest host in the studio. His name is Steve, and he fit in pretty well. We liked him. What do you think?