TESS BARKER and AMAYA PEREA are in the studio today, and they’re driving Patrick crazy. We discuss Amaya’s name and compare it to Spanish food, recap last week’s comedy show here in LA, and discuss how movies tainted our view of the future. Patrick tells us about the hooker’s iPhone he found in Las Vegas and his fruit leather misadventures. Patrick gets a lesson in feminine hygiene, and contemplates approaching a grocery store employee who clearly has the hots for him. Oh, and some Digger calls in.