CORNELL REID is in the studio today! An annoying fly also shows up and is making Patrick crazy. Who will win this epic battle of wits? Cornell and Patrick talk about going to a gay bar in Amsterdam. Patrick is finally joining a gym today, and talks about his plans to get kicked out. The guys speculate on how many girls could possibly blow a guy at once. Patrick reveals that he was present at the JFK shooting, and banged Marilyn Monroe afterward. The guys make fun of dumb kids on the internet and vertical videos. The show wraps up with far too many Richard Karn movie title puns.