KEN BARNARD and a fan named Alejandro join Patrick in studio today. Patrick is feeling a little guilty because he splurged and ate everything in the world over the weekend. Ken’s trouble using a mic correctly isn’t helping. But things pick up when the guys discover some interesting facts about Alejandro and his sexual history, or lack thereof. Patrick reveals that he’s been to Argentina several times, and then tries to cure Alejandro of his accent with some simple word repetition techniques. Finally, Ken informs us he won some money on a game show, which inspires a very special reenactment of the event.