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NLO 578: Marathon July 2010 Part 1

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show,

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NLO 577: Beating AIDS

Patrick is joined in the studio by Jake and comedian Theo Von. Theo stinks up the show with his putrid flatulence and swears he has an iPhone app that can rate his rancid emissions. We

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NLO 576: Hot Girls and Nerds

Patrick is joined by comedian and Naughty Show creator Sam Tripoli to talk about social networking, Hollywood, and women having orgasms. Patrick gets the show kicked off uStream again, for something stupid, and the two

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NLO 575: Egg Salad Sadness

Patrick is mixing it up with Shelby Stockton, comedienne and spokeswoman for ladies everywhere. We’re all over on this one, covering topics ranging from horror movies to local Los Angeles eateries. Then, of course, the

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NLO 574: Patrick Does Porn

Patrick is joined in the studio by Tom Segura and comedian Ryan Sickler. Patrick and Tom convince Ryan that Patrick is a pornographer, and they make Ryan watch the prune brothers video. Patrick has to

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NLO 573: Jelli Beans

Mike Bridenstine joins the hilarity today, and it seems like everything is coming up daisies. Until we get kicked off our live broadcast provider’s system for showing pornography on the show. New stories about fat

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NLO 572: Flying Cars

Patrick Garrity is in the studio, and we’re talking about everything from spider bites to rape video games. Yes, rape video games. Those Japanese people are so resourceful. They are so into kinky shit. We

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NLO 571: Fat Bill Gates

Josh Denny and Collin are in the studio, and they’re giving Patrick the business. That doesn’t mean gay sex. Patrick is accused of being an ugly, unsexy, creepy half-bearded man. Callers call in an make

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NLO 570: Sports and Spankings

Todd Glass was supposed to come in to the studio, but he didn’t. But we still have a really great show for you. Patrick is joined by long-time friend Collin to talk about everything from

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NLO 569: Triple Rainbow

Josh Denny is in the studio, and he’s listening to Patrick recap his recent experience on the set of worst movie ever, called Gay Terrorists. It’s about two terrorists that are gay, and the actors

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NLO 568: Tweets and Twerps

Patrick Garrity and Ricky Reyes are in the studio again, and this time we hit you with a powerhouse show that goes on for about 80 minutes. That’s right – we put in overtime to

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NLO 567: N Trouble

This show might be the most racial one yet, between discussing the latest tirade by Mel Gibson, and a group of kids with Tourette syndrome that we think are full of bunk, the N word

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NLO 566: Slumdog Muffintop

Patrick is joined by some old friends from Florida, now living in Los Angeles – comedians Patrick Garrity and Ricky Reyes. They talk a bit about comedy, as comedians usually do in a room together,

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NLO 565: Manners

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Darren Carter and Justin Worsham, and there isn’t a pause in the action. We go from talking about comedian-related trials and tribulations, to a news story about

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NLO 564: Sex Retards

If there’s one thing to take away from this show, it’s that Mike Bridenstine loves fat chicks. He’s in the studio, as is Jake Lloyd, and we’re talking about fat bitches, the best burgers in

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NLO 563: You Piece of Shit

NLO favorite Tom Segura is in the studio, and Patrick can’t help but call him out for the pile of crap he is. Tom of course retorts by talking about what a piece of shit

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NLO 562: Rap is Not Funny

Patrick is joined in the studio once again by the lovely Shelby Stockton, and she is taking heap after heap of his shit. Patrick launches into a tirade on women, and Shelby calmly defends her

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NLO 561: Fatshionista

Josh Denny joins in on the hilarity today, and what a great show we have for you. We talk about all kinds of things, like a fat girl with a fat blog who can’t get