Patrick is back from Los Angeles and is bitching about everything from the weather to annoying people he encountered on his flights. He talks about the awful experience that was his Monday, beginning with flight …
They say it isn’t nice to make fun of people for things they can’t help. I guess that’s true, but maybe laughing at someone isn’t the same as making fun of them. Look, retarded people …
We recorded this show on a frantic day because we love you. Don’t say we don’t. Because we do. In this show, we talk about Twitter habits and how ours are better than yours, ultimately …
Do you have a friend that doesn’t know how to end a story? They just ramble on and on and go into details that have nothing to do with the story and it ends with …
It’s been said that December 21 is an important date. This year, some big NLO announcement on December 21 with change the show forever. But three years from now, on December 21, 2012, a lot …
Black people usually die young, Asians tend to live forever, and white people fall somewhere in the middle. Indian people are seldom attractive, and Tiger Woods only cheated on his wife because he has hot …
Patrick and Johnny are joined in the studio by a long-time friend of Patrick. Matt is a musician and student of the world, and he has opinions on a lot of things you people need …
Tony Gaud and Johnny B join Patrick in the studio for some good old-fashioned fun times. They discuss a letter from a listener about the comedy styling of Dustin Diamond, and Johnny B steps up …
Did you ever go to a movie, and you were all like, “oh, man this is going to be an awesome movie…and stuff.” But then when you got there, you started watching and with each …
We’re doing a late-night post-Thanksgiving show for your earholes, and we’ve got lots to talk about. From pizza to the comedy business, we’re going to tell it like it is. We talk about a man …
Johnny joins Patrick in the studio for a round of discussions on their personal lives and stories in the news. Patrick confronts Johnny about his Call of Duty addiction, which leads in to a discussion …
Patrick and Chef still aren’t right from their trip to Europe. Patrick hasn’t been home for two consecutive nights yet, and Chef is, well, weird. In this show, Patrick talks about serving up comedy to …
We’re back from our trip to London and Paris, and boy are our arms tired. Wait; is that a thing? We talk about our adventures abroad, mostly bitching about foreign traditions and stuff. We will …
Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the …
Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how …
Noelle…err…Nicole joins Patrick in the studio, and they talk a bit about Halloween, costumes, and how to kill zombies. We talk about the aggressive trend of these kids today and how they seem to resort …
Patrick is alone, and that means he is sitting in a room and ranting on various topics du jour (that means of the day). He talks about getting earaches, his recent experience seeing the movie …
Patrick is back from L.A. and is joined by Johnny and Chef. Patrick gets some information from Johnny about a trend of night clubs that cater specifically to fat people. The guys discuss some recent …
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