NLO Shows

NLO 466: Ginger Lover

October 22, 2009

Patrick is on a flight to L.A., but he pre-recorded a show with comedian and actor Darren Carter for your enjoyment. On this show, Patrick and Darren discuss a lot of things, but mostly the …

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NLO 465: Splitting Tongues

October 21, 2009

Patrick is in the studio all by his lonesome, and he’s taking your calls and giving you a piece of his mind. He talks about everything, from poor cable television decisions to why body modification …

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NLO 464: Religious Rearing

October 21, 2009

Unafraid to tear pages from her own colorful history, Noelle mixes tragedy with hopeful grace to bring the crowd to fits of tearful joy. If you’ve traveled to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and points in between …

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NLO 463: Clumps and Clogs

October 19, 2009

Chef joins Patrick in the studio, and we talk about the trials and tribulations of sharing close quarters with women. For some reason, women seem to shed an obscene amount of hair, which can make …

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NLO 462: Fuck Falcon

October 16, 2009

Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. That old gag. Patrick is bringing you the laughs solo in this episode. He takes your calls and discusses the current events of the day, …

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NLO 461: Foaming Mad

October 15, 2009

Patrick is joined in the studio by Chef, and they’re talking about things that annoy them, from messes on the highway to the trials and tribulations of playing Scrabble. Chef tries to give Scrabble strategy …

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NLO 460: Getting Lippy

October 13, 2009

The NLO studio is a little brighter, because a lovely young lady is gracing us with her eloquent vivacious personality. Okay, welll, none of that happens, but Noelle Lippy joins Patrick nevertheless to prove that …

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NLO 459: Fancy Boy Toys

October 7, 2009

Patrick talks about returning some headphones to the store, all the while anticipating some sort of conflict or altercation with store security just so he can argue with them. Perhaps he is in an aggressive …

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NLO 458: Love Cake

October 6, 2009

In this show, we discuss the recent David Letterman debacle, and chastise those that are concerning themselves with his ongoing personal affairs and calling for his job. This man is a credit to professionalism and …

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NLO 457: Fucking Females

October 5, 2009

We return from our hiatus, and we have a lot to talk about. The show has some changes going on, so bear with us while we play with some new formats. We talk about Patrick …

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NLO 456: Fat and Sassy

September 22, 2009

Another live show mean’s another barrel of fun for you. In this show, Patrick rants about fat girls and their annoying tendencies, and Johnny and Patrick watch in awe as a fat man – yeah, …

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NLO 455: Kanye Karaoke

September 21, 2009

We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times …

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NLO 454: Organ Boner

September 17, 2009

In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and …

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NLO 453: Tweeting for God

September 15, 2009

We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again. …

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NLO 452: Funeral Wedding

September 10, 2009

Woah, is it Friday already? Oh, and it’s the anniversary of 9/11? Wow. Actually, it is 9/11. It’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks. Does anyone even remember that shit? Seriously? Something about buildings or …

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NLO 450: Penis Growth

September 3, 2009

Patrick was too lazy to type a show description, so here are a bunch of random sentences from the uStream chat room instead. Holy mic fuck sticks. Shitting on a buttfucker. Patrick has the darkest …