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NLO 430: MJ and LA

Patrick has been sick for weeks with the flu, and so much has gone on in the world. We don’t want to do anything meaningful, like talk about the stuff that’s happened. That’s what you’ve

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NLO 429: Body Go Boom

Patrick is in Las Vegas, but he had the foresight to record a show to hold you over until he gets back, all sad and poor. So here it is. A show where we talk

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NLO 428: Russian Dressing

It’s our first live show in quite some time, and it seems like the callers have learned their lessons. Most everyone was well-behaved and added to the fun of the show. We had calls from

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NLO 427: Picking Burlap

In this show, we talk about how the senate has passed a resolution that pretty much amounts to an “our bad” plea from white people in regards to slavery. It’s not like we think slavery

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NLO 426: Never Say Sorry

Oh, hello, Internet. We’d forgotten you were there. We’re back from our week off with fresh minds and clean hearts. We bring you a peace offering of a show that is nearly two hours long

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NLO 425: Gravy Dick

In this show we talk about upcoming adventures. We’re headed to London and Paris in November, Patrick is headed back to Houston and Biloxi next week, and Patrick and Shannon will be in Las Vegas

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NLO 424: Blind Ambition

We’re in our fifth year, and we thought we’d do something new to commemorate that occasion. We’re joined in the studio by Matt, aka “I’m Learning Things” on the NLO forums. Matt’s not just another

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NLO 423: Sundries and Whatnots

What do you get when you combine a sassy black woman who thinks she know how to offer advice with a bunch of retarded people running around pretending they are doing the news, sprinkled with

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NLO 422: Blood Pudding

Things are happening. We’ve got a new DVD out from Las Vegas, we’ve got a new show available for purchase from Houston, and we’re starting to plan our trip to London this November. It’s all

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NLO 421: Cream of Ice

Hey there, NLO listener. It looks like you’re about to download a showgram! You know what goes great with a show? Some sweet, sweet cream. In this show we talk some more about Houston, and

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NLO 420: Houston Has A Problem

We’re back from Houston with tons of video and audio, and stories that will probably span well in to next week. The bottom line is that we had a great time, but Houston, overall, is

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NLO 418: Standup Guys

We’re getting ready to go to Houston and we’re talking about it. We talk about our preparation for the comedy show, and some other slated activities. We talk about Brian King and his upcoming big-time

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NLO 417: Oprah Says

Oprah tells women everywhere what to do, and they do it like sheep. We don’t know when this disturbing trend started, but it’s fact. We also look at standup comedy and talk to Brian King

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NLO 416: Drinko de Mayo

It’s Cinco de Mayo – well, it was when this was recorded. We had alcohol and a woman in the studio. This show goes off the beaten path a lot, but it should be entertaining.

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NLO 415: On the Boardwalk

Patrick is sick, and when he doesn’t feel well, he tries to get that feeling across to you, the listener. We talk about our upcoming trip to Houston and possibilities for activities while we’re in

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NLO 414: Beak Meat

If you didn’t get enough poultry prattle from the last show, don’t worry. We’ve got you covered in this show, with a recap of the Popeye’s debacle, and some more chicken news. We even have

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NLO 413: Chicken

People go crazy for free stuff. Even if it turns out that they actually end up with a net loss, the word free (and the word cheap) make people go nuts. It sends them in

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NLO 412: Twitter Timeout

There comes a time in every intelligent person’s life when they just want to give up on the internet. Seriously, it’s just a bunch of people sitting around on the couch or in their mom’s