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NLO 296: Under The Sea

This show is about beefing up and getting things done. We talk about how Johnny is on a kick of drinking a high protein muscle milk, and then switches to blueberry flavored white tea. We

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NLO 295: The Whore Whisperer

It’s a live show with special guest, Sean the Stalker. We talk about Patrick and his new kitty. You should hear him talk to it in baby talk. It’s totally gay. The great debate over

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NLO 294: Oats and Blow

Patrick gets personal, tries and new energy and lights the room on fire with nonsense. We talk about some news stories where people got killed for ridiculous reasons. We end the show with some voicemails

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NLO 293: Present Peeking

We didn’t play any April Fool’s Day pranks on you! April Fool’s! Here’s a show where we talk about a myriad of things, like toe nails, guys with claws eating pizza, the new NLOL DVD,

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NLO 292: Mini Minyan

We’re back after not being on for a week with a whiz-bang show. We don’t even know what that means. Joining the guys in the studio today is special guest, comedian Marc Maron. You may

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NLO 291: Foreskin

Tony revives The Wrath of Gaud, we talk about Jews and give Chef a good ribbing. Johnny is convinced that he has foreskin even though he is circumcised, and we listen to a lot of

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NLO 290: Padded Poles

Customer service. The phrase is batted around quite a bit these days. As you know if you’re a big fan of the show, the guys never seem to have much luck with good service when

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NLO 289: Armania

Dude, why hasn’t there been a show? Dude, is NLO dead? I heard Patrick just gave up. What an asshole. Calm down, kids. We’ve just been busy, sick, out of state, and working on more

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NLO 288: Palooza

We discuss Johnny not being on the show recently, and find out he’s been exploring other options. Ultimately it all comes out on this “Throw Johnny Under The Bus” Friday. We talk about his future

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NLO 287: Chip Witch

This show is brought to you by Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Carbon Monoxide poisoning – it’s not just for breakfast anymore. We examine the intricacies and uncomfortable nature of sex, talk about ice cream and potato

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NLO 286: Alicia Bird

Did you know that the guy that played Donkey Lips on that stupid Nickelodeon show is trying to be a rapper? Oh man! He has a MySpace page and everything, right now. We explore that,

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NLO 285: Jupiter

It’s a live show with the usual suspects. It’s surprisingly uneventful. We talk about Obama, the election, how NLO is getting people in trouble with the “N” word, who’s dick is the biggest, having a

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NLO 283: I Make Boom Boom

Chef returns to the program after his week-long absence. He’s been in Biloxi playing cards, and winning. Patrick confronts him about his loyalty and commitment to the show. The guys talk about making rubber replicas

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NLO 282: Single White Kermit

Happy “Throw Johnny Under The Bus” Friday, everybody! In this show, Dagre and Biggs are sitting in again and we get a little more personal with the man behind the muppet voice. We find out

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NLO 281: Rebuttal

It’s sad that I even have to put a show like this up. I feel like I’m tying a message to the foot of a carrier pigeon to deliver it to the people it needs

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NLO 280: Rival Shows

It’s a live show kids, and to celebrate Dagre is back to add his patented blend of drunk mediocrity to the program. We also introduce Biggs, who might be the most silent guest to grace

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NLO 279: The Be Nice Show

Roy joins Johnny and Patrick in the studio for a show all about treating each other with respect and kindness. We talk about movies, American Idol, and we uncover that Roy has been working on

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NLO 278: Under The Bus

In this show we talk about NLO merchandise and why you should order some today. We throw Johnny under the bus when we talk about some video games sent to us by a fan, and