It’s our last show of the year, and we couldn’t be happier about it. 2009 will bring a whole new year of funny to you, the NLO fan. Enjoy the show. Sign up for the …

From everyone at NLO, we hope you have a great Christmas.

We’re on vacation this week. Enjoy these pre-recorded, yet entirely new, shows in the mean time. Have a great Christmas and New Years Holiday. Indeed.

Happy Friday. We didn’t feel like doing s full sized show today, so we didn’t. We talk about some news stories and Roy produces his first ever segment for the show where he analyzes what …

We’re in an especially festive mood as we broadcast live from atop the second floor of the NLO studios. We take your calls and partake in your concerns and opinions on the various topics of …

One more week of shows, and then your beloved hosts get a couple of weeks off to have fun amongst themselves. Roy is headed home to the OK, and Patrick will be ferrying himself hither …

In this show, we talk about a brand new web browser that has been specifically engineered for black people, to help them have a better web experience without interference from the white man. We also …

Happy middle of the week, or, as we like to call it here at NLO, hump day. It’s called that because if the week was like a hill, Wednesday would be the middle, or the …

In this show, we talk about all sorts of funny things. We talk about lady-folk, and health issues. We wonder who will die first. Patrick talks about his recent experiences shopping for things, and using …

Dude, did you guys see that there have been no shows this week? I know, it’s total bullshit. It’s almost like the guys don’t care about you anymore. The truth is that there is a …

It’s black Friday, and that means you’re probably not home to listen to this show. You’re probably in line at some stupid rural Best Buy so you can buy a GPS navigation unit for nine …

Happy Thanksgiving, troopers. On this show we talk about retarded people, fat people, virgins, and a guy that kills himself with a chainsaw. We also have a news story about a judge who tries to …

Gobble gobble, bitches! It’s Thanksgiving week here at the NLO compound. We realize that other people around the world don’t really celebrate this holiday. We don’t really care, though. One holiday we do celebrate year-round …

Another Friday, and another weekend that you’ll spend home alone in a puddle of your own filth, eating frozen pizza and drinking strawberry milk. That’s not true. We don’t really know you at all. But …

It’s a milestone show for us here at NLO. The United States is going to have it’s first black president, and we thought we’d beat ol’ Uncle Sam at his own game. We’ve got our …

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy …

It’s Patrick’s birthday and he’s unwrapping gifts from dedicated listeners like you. And in typical NLO fashion, he’s berating most of them, like the ungrateful jerk that he is. It’s all done in good fun, …

Ring the bells! Release the doves! Chef and his gal are back from their cruise, and oh the stories we’re going to hear. Of course, the big news since he left is that Obama won …