Patrick receives a gift from a fan in the form of a revolutionary new technology that helps you sleep cooler than ever. Will it work? Is it as ridiculous as it’s name? Basically it’s a …

Have you ever had one of those days? One of what days? Oh, right. You know. One of those days where nothing goes right, and people are constantly messing with your life. So many people …

Happy Chanukwah. Channakuhah. Channahanneehu? Chewbaccah. Anyway, happy Jewish days. Get out the menorah and dust off the bottles of Manischewitz. Tonight we’re joined by twice the Tom Joolery. We have Chef and Jeff, both Jews. …

It’s a show with just Patrick and Roy. I bet you’ve been dreaming about a show like this. Just two guys doing stuff, like guys do. We talk about fecal matter quite a bit, including …

It’s a super long live show, with Patrick, Johnny and Roy. We talk about cowbells, shopping for crap on Black Friday, pigging out on Thanksgiving, and so much more. We talk about the comedy business …

Can’t get the stink off. He’s been hanging round for days. Comes like a comet. Suckered you but not your friends. One day he’ll get to you and teach you how to be a holy …

You got four shows this week. You must be doing something right. Or we must just be bored and have no lives. I don’t have time to get to the bottom of this right now. …

Everyone just calm the fuck down. We’re not going anywhere, and we’re not about to let some idiots with itchy forum fingers get off the hook easily. We talk about Chef’s bad day, how Chef …

Some people don’t like Patrick chewing gum. Patrick likes chewing gum. What can you do? Sometimes things just have to be the way they’re going to be. Learn to live with it, and stop making …

Lights go out and I can’t be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against. Brought me down upon my knees. Oh I beg, I beg and plead. Singin’, come out if things aren’t said. …

Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and old flapjacks, I don’t care if the pitcher does crack. It’s root, root beer and then ice cream. …

It’s a live show that’s got a little extra length to it. Roy joins the regulars in the studio to pilot a racially charged show straight to that sweet honey pot that only NLO can. …

This show features a special unexpected guest. No, not your mom. We talk about all sorts of fun topics, from sex to cheesecake. We even talk about how hot an 88 year-old-old grandma might be …

It’s the small things we don’t think about from day to day that make living in America great. We’re truly blessed. We have it so much easier than other people, and yet we choose to …

There’s not much to say. So…yeah.

Happy Halloween, kids. It’s time for tricking or treating, and we will leave it up to you to decide which this show is. It’s a longer show, because we’ve got Jake in the studio. Who’s …

Every once in awhile, someone comes along that takes lemons and makes lemonade. As you have no doubt noticed, the show has been sucking lately, what, with the lack of segments and all. In his …

I’m not saying we have scientific evidence. I’m not saying we can even point to one substantial fact that backs up our claims, but Tom Brady has to be an alien. He’s just that good. …