How much will cock molds go for on eBay? Who will win the ultimate showdown between Kami and Chef? Why id there some group of idiots every 50 yards who insist on forming an improv …

Patrick’s in a funk, and Johnny and Chef are there to cheer him up. That’s what friends are for, after all. In this show, we talk about crazy black people, recycling, and more. Patrick describes …

Sometimes we can’t talk about certain things on the show that happen in our personal lives. Sometimes we can. This happens to be a show with some stuff that we couldn’t talk about, that has …

Happy Friday, everyone. Here’s a show. We recorded it days ago, so I don’t even really remember what’s on it. I think we talk about some fried foods you can find at the fair, and …

We’re joined in the studio by Deric and Bri of the super-failure of a podcast they used to run. I think it was called Eat Your Cake, or Dots and Stripes. Anyway, they’re super funny …

Fresh back from a week off and a week away, the guys talk about their trip to Mississippi, and the bad beats that ensued. We try to keep the poker talk to a minimum, and …

This show covers a lot on the subject of kittas and doggas. Jake has some advice for Patrick on how to handle the trials that come along with women and cats. We also talk about …

It’s a pretty big night, right? Three hundred shows is a lot. I mean, when you think about it, that’s like 300 things you’ve downloaded and listened to from us. At least. I mean, if …

Top of the cornin’ to ya! This is a worldly show, where our fearless tour guide is none other than the Kernel himself. Avast ye maties! This is the only Irish/American/Australian corn pirate to sail …

Sometime when you’re listening to the show, you have so much fun that you forget about the fact that you aren’t funny. You forget about the fact that you have about as much redeeming comedy …

The guys get energized with a new drink sponsor, and they decide to give out iloveblow.com t-shirts to all the lady callers. Of course, what would any women’s promotion be with some scamming bitch calling …

This show is about beefing up and getting things done. We talk about how Johnny is on a kick of drinking a high protein muscle milk, and then switches to blueberry flavored white tea. We …

It’s a live show with special guest, Sean the Stalker. We talk about Patrick and his new kitty. You should hear him talk to it in baby talk. It’s totally gay. The great debate over …

Patrick gets personal, tries and new energy and lights the room on fire with nonsense. We talk about some news stories where people got killed for ridiculous reasons. We end the show with some voicemails …

We didn’t play any April Fool’s Day pranks on you! April Fool’s! Here’s a show where we talk about a myriad of things, like toe nails, guys with claws eating pizza, the new NLOL DVD, …

We’re back after not being on for a week with a whiz-bang show. We don’t even know what that means. Joining the guys in the studio today is special guest, comedian Marc Maron. You may …

Tony revives The Wrath of Gaud, we talk about Jews and give Chef a good ribbing. Johnny is convinced that he has foreskin even though he is circumcised, and we listen to a lot of …

Customer service. The phrase is batted around quite a bit these days. As you know if you’re a big fan of the show, the guys never seem to have much luck with good service when …