Dude, why hasn’t there been a show? Dude, is NLO dead? I heard Patrick just gave up. What an asshole. Calm down, kids. We’ve just been busy, sick, out of state, and working on more …

We discuss Johnny not being on the show recently, and find out he’s been exploring other options. Ultimately it all comes out on this “Throw Johnny Under The Bus” Friday. We talk about his future …

This show is brought to you by Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Carbon Monoxide poisoning – it’s not just for breakfast anymore. We examine the intricacies and uncomfortable nature of sex, talk about ice cream and potato …

Did you know that the guy that played Donkey Lips on that stupid Nickelodeon show is trying to be a rapper? Oh man! He has a MySpace page and everything, right now. We explore that, …

It’s a live show with the usual suspects. It’s surprisingly uneventful. We talk about Obama, the election, how NLO is getting people in trouble with the “N” word, who’s dick is the biggest, having a …

Chef returns to the program after his week-long absence. He’s been in Biloxi playing cards, and winning. Patrick confronts him about his loyalty and commitment to the show. The guys talk about making rubber replicas …

Happy “Throw Johnny Under The Bus” Friday, everybody! In this show, Dagre and Biggs are sitting in again and we get a little more personal with the man behind the muppet voice. We find out …

It’s sad that I even have to put a show like this up. I feel like I’m tying a message to the foot of a carrier pigeon to deliver it to the people it needs …

It’s a live show kids, and to celebrate Dagre is back to add his patented blend of drunk mediocrity to the program. We also introduce Biggs, who might be the most silent guest to grace …

Roy joins Johnny and Patrick in the studio for a show all about treating each other with respect and kindness. We talk about movies, American Idol, and we uncover that Roy has been working on …

In this show we talk about NLO merchandise and why you should order some today. We throw Johnny under the bus when we talk about some video games sent to us by a fan, and …

It’s a live show, and it’s the day before Valentine’s Day. When it comes to a bunch of fat guys in a room talking about love, there is one topic that you know is going …

It’s just Patrick and Chef, talking politics, health and safety, and how to act on the forums. Angry Patrick rears his head to tell people how to act in emails, we do some voicemails, and …

I got an email today that said NLO promised big things for 2008. It’s true, we did. But they said that we weren’t living up to the hype. They said we were burnt out. They …

This show features stories of death-defying driving skills, a new song, a recap of the Super Bowl and it’s lackluster commercials, and more. Halfway through, the callers get out of hand and we disconnect the …

This show has more. More Kimmy the Kidder. More making fun of singers. More mocking of callers and emailers. More laughs per minute than a comedy thing. It’s like a showy show show thing thing. …

Some people think we are mean. Some people say that we just pick on people to make ourselves feel better. Some people say we’re nothing more than bullies who prey on the insecurities of others …

The egos around this place really are astounding. There is nothing more insecure than a bunch of comedians sitting in a room and trying not to say something stupid. We’ve yet to get through an …