Roy joins the show again and helps provide some laughs for the people. We discuss the finer points of mentholyptus cough drops, the NYC comedy scene, and more. Patrick learns a lot about drugs from …

Patrick, JB and Chef are joined in the studio by special first-time guest Roy Johnson. Roy is a professional headlining comedian and has been itching to get on the show for about a year. Now …

In this show, we talk about the various types of gulls there are, and what they sound like. Gulls are birds, apparently, and inquiring minds want to know. We also talk about comedy, a guy …

Dagre is back and joins in on this show. We talk about what happens when plunging goes wrong, possible new website ideas, and piles of mashed potatoes. We explore new articles, like a woman with …

The NLO hosts have a lot of gamble in them. So when Florida changed it’s gaming laws Sunday, they jumped on the bandwagon and began playing immediately. No more pansy poker here. Patrick talks about …

Happy Friday, kids. In this show we talk about clutter. Clutter in your closet, and clutter in your life. We all have some. Throw that shit away, dude. It’s starting to become really unhealthy. We …

It’s the return of live shows. Sean the Stalker joins us with tales of attempting to make the Macaroni and Cheeseburger. Patrick and Johnny criticize his techniques, and his general timing. We talk about Patrick’s …

Nick Starr joins us for our surprisingly underwhelming 200th show. We have a super big announcement, but before we get to it we take a moment to talk to Nick about what he knows best …

This show has anything and everything you probably ever want to know about McDonalds in it. No, seriously – everything. If we left something out, let us know. This show contains such weird combinations of …

Happy Monday kids. In this show, Patrick loses his shit on super-fan Jessica. Nick shows that he is a giant pussy by backing out of the hooker challenge. Steve makes an appearance to thank his …

Fridays are for trying new things. Actually, I don’t know if that’s true, but we can pretend it is and start a new tradition right now. The Soc sits out the show and is replaced …

The saga with Patrick and his Macbook Pro continues. What do you think Patrick couldn’t figure out how to do today? How about everything. This whole idea that Macs are easy to use is just …

This is a short , stupid show. Patrick can’t figure out how to use his new laptop and has more important things to do than make shows for you people. Enjoy.

It’s the return of Dagre. For the first time in a long time, Dagre joins us to discuss everything from bathroom etiquette to a possible trip to Houston. Johnny makes a phone call to another …

Sean the Stalker joins us again, and talks about getting and NLO tattoo very soon. We also talk about a new game sweeping the NLO Nation – Gay Chicken. Mix in some talk about the …

We’re joined in the studio by Sean the Stalker. We talk about how Patrick has pissed off his wife and learn about the cycle of being drunk as it pertains to women. We also take …

Nobody Likes Onions has gone international, and we’re not talking about the house of pancakes. I mean, we do talk about IHOP in this show, but it’s also the first show with real live British …