Everyone just calm the fuck down. We’re not going anywhere, and we’re not about to let some idiots with itchy forum fingers get off the hook easily. We talk about Chef’s bad day, how Chef …

Some people don’t like Patrick chewing gum. Patrick likes chewing gum. What can you do? Sometimes things just have to be the way they’re going to be. Learn to live with it, and stop making …

Lights go out and I can’t be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against. Brought me down upon my knees. Oh I beg, I beg and plead. Singin’, come out if things aren’t said. …

Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and old flapjacks, I don’t care if the pitcher does crack. It’s root, root beer and then ice cream. …

It’s a live show that’s got a little extra length to it. Roy joins the regulars in the studio to pilot a racially charged show straight to that sweet honey pot that only NLO can. …

This show features a special unexpected guest. No, not your mom. We talk about all sorts of fun topics, from sex to cheesecake. We even talk about how hot an 88 year-old-old grandma might be …

It’s the small things we don’t think about from day to day that make living in America great. We’re truly blessed. We have it so much easier than other people, and yet we choose to …

There’s not much to say. So…yeah.

Happy Halloween, kids. It’s time for tricking or treating, and we will leave it up to you to decide which this show is. It’s a longer show, because we’ve got Jake in the studio. Who’s …

Every once in awhile, someone comes along that takes lemons and makes lemonade. As you have no doubt noticed, the show has been sucking lately, what, with the lack of segments and all. In his …

I’m not saying we have scientific evidence. I’m not saying we can even point to one substantial fact that backs up our claims, but Tom Brady has to be an alien. He’s just that good. …

Tony Gaud returns to NLO, and although there are always people who try to start heat, fans are happy. We talk about everything from microphone techniques to why pit bulls are not good options when …

In this show, we talk about laundry. That’s right. Men. Talking laundry. It’s almost like we’ve all gone gay. Chef’s room is a mess. Patrick ruined a ton of clothes by drying them with a …

I’ve got big balls, you’ve got big balls, but some guy in some country far away has the biggest balls of them all. We talking about balls, touching our balls, and enjoying the touch of …

It’s the challenge you’ve been waiting for – the chicken nugget challenge. The challenge of chicken nuggets. The challenge of eating all the nuggets which are composed of chicken. Allegedly. We also cover various news …

We’re back after a week off. We hope you enjoyed the marathon shows. We’re back with tales of embarrassment and instructions on an all new way to get high. It’s all the rage with the …

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part five of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we …

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part four of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we …