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NLO 232: Flavor Rods

Have you ever had someone try to tell you their stupid idea for a product or business and had to lie to them and tell them it’s good? Luckily, Patrick doesn’t have to hold back

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NLO 231: Asscorn

First things first – the drink was pink. We know it. You know it. It’s high time Johnny admits it. In this show, you’re privy to another brainstorming session where Patrick comes up with a

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NLO 230: SportClips

Why, oh, why is Johnny obsessed with bringing pink drinks in to the studio? Does anyone know? It’s like he has been possessed by spirit of Christopher Lowell. He argues that it’s red, and it

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NLO 229: ipodiphotoiwataiphone

In this show, everyone gets an iPhone. Not you. But everyone in the studio. Patrick, Chef, Johnny B and Whitmore. iPhone mania. Patrick can’t stop talking about all the features. It does messaging. It does

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NLO 228: Crash Forward

Sometimes people do stupid things, and they get away with it like it was nothing. But sometimes when people behave stupidly, they get a little kick in the ass from karma, and get what they

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NLO 227: Like Butter

Fat girls, annoying girls, shopping for a house, letting your dog run your life and the soothing sensation that only dairy can bring. All that, plus a lot more in this show. Your emails. Your

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NLO 226: Confirm or Deny

It’s a live show with Patrick, Johnny B, Chef and Shannon. We talk about circle jerks, pink beverages, and semen-stained t-shirts. We get a special call from our buddy Nick Starr after calling and wishing

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NLO 225: All Of It?

What happened in Biloxi? We’re glad you asked. Here’s an extensive 150 minute recap. Who’s up for game two? What to do? My wallet’s gettin thin and I just lost my watch last night. Well

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NLO 224: WPTee-Hee-Hee

Chef’s back from Biloxi, Patrick is still there, and oh – what a development. You’re not going to want to miss this episode. Share in the glory. Share in the wonder. Share in the excitement.

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NLO 223: OJ OK

It’s Wednesday, and Patrick and Chef are in Biloxi. They love you though, so they got together with Johnny and pre-recorded a new show for you. Well, it’s partly because they love you, and partly

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NLO 222: Annoying Noises

It’s Labor Day here in the states. Who knows where you are, but here in America, we like naming holidays ironically. For instance, we name Labor Day for a day when no one has to

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NLO 221: Quock

It’s a Friday show. What can we say about a Friday show. They come out on Friday. It immediately follows Wednesday’s show. It’s the last show before the weekend. It’s the last show before a

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NLO 220: Absolutely Retarded

It’s our first live show in awhile, so we come out of the gate swinging. Tonight’s theme is retarded people. The mentally challenged. Those people that were unfortunately born with less than a full skill

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NLO 219: Magick

Do you believe in magic? No? How about magick? Apparently, there is a difference. Patrick tells of a recent experience getting an email promising to teach him the secrets of life, love and money. He

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NLO 218: Just Bet

As far as shows go, you might not like this one. You told us you don’t want to hear about poker for extended periods of time, but evidently it didn’t sink in. This show is