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NLO 217: Bourne Legacy

In this show we talk about a guy who is really fat. No, not Patrick. No, not Johnny. Someone really fat. Like, seriously, really fat. We also take a phone call from a huge star.

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NLO 216: Everything Bagels

If there was one word to describe this show, I’d say that word is “all”. But if there were four words to describe it, they’d be “all over the place”. But that’s what happens when

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NLO 215: iSuicide

There’s something about when Patrick and Johnny go to the casino to play poker that always results in them almost getting in a fight. Here the entire adventure in this show, plus some other poker

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NLO 214: Retard Monkey Nazi

It Just doesn’t get any better than this folks. Whenever we get the chance to offend multiple groups on the basis of disability, race and religion, it’s what we call a podcasting hat trick. There’s

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NLO 213: Kanye Wet

It’s a super-duper sized live show. We are joined by Chef and Sean the Stalker, and we’re tackling tough topics, like kooky Christians and quarterbacks that fight dogs and think it’s alright. We listen to

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NLO 212: Fairweather

We’re back and as mediocre as ever. In this show, we get a visit from a long time fan, which kind of proves that maybe fans should stay listening to the show and not ever

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NLO 211: Your New Daddy

Well we’ve finally got the new sound board in, and we’re working on all the kinks. It already sounds better, but we’re taking this week off to get all the stuff hooked up and tweaked

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NLO 210: Selct Sause

It’s Friday and there’s a Woot Off going on. That’s two reasons that the description for this show is going to be super shitty. I just bought a PenSketch tablet. I’m gonna be scribblin’, bitch.

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NLO 209: Purrrnce

It’s an extended live show with Patrick, JB and Dagre. In this show the guys talk about social networks, business models and positive reinforcement. They get a lesson on staying in school, and how to

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NLO 207: Gilmore Girls

Roy joins the show again and helps provide some laughs for the people. We discuss the finer points of mentholyptus cough drops, the NYC comedy scene, and more. Patrick learns a lot about drugs from

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NLO 206: N-Word To Your Mother

Patrick, JB and Chef are joined in the studio by special first-time guest Roy Johnson. Roy is a professional headlining comedian and has been itching to get on the show for about a year. Now

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NLO 205: Gulls and Giggles

In this show, we talk about the various types of gulls there are, and what they sound like. Gulls are birds, apparently, and inquiring minds want to know. We also talk about comedy, a guy

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NLO 204: Poo Penis

Dagre is back and joins in on this show. We talk about what happens when plunging goes wrong, possible new website ideas, and piles of mashed potatoes. We explore new articles, like a woman with

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NLO 203: Running On Empty

The NLO hosts have a lot of gamble in them. So when Florida changed it’s gaming laws Sunday, they jumped on the bandwagon and began playing immediately. No more pansy poker here. Patrick talks about

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NLO 202: iPhone

Happy Friday, kids. In this show we talk about clutter. Clutter in your closet, and clutter in your life. We all have some. Throw that shit away, dude. It’s starting to become really unhealthy. We

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NLO 201: Stalkeroni

It’s the return of live shows. Sean the Stalker joins us with tales of attempting to make the Macaroni and Cheeseburger. Patrick and Johnny criticize his techniques, and his general timing. We talk about Patrick’s