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December 24, 2023: THE EVENING: It’s About To Get EVEN More EVEN!

December 24, 2023

Won’t you poor some scrimpnog and join Patrick and a cast of merry elves as they bring cheer and karma to those who deserve it? ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through YouTube, not a lolcow was streaming, not Mershy or Moob. Not Hudson, not Mudshark, not Devito’s dumb charm, and no one was discussing Kate Meaney’s fat arm. But what are the children and lost souls to do? Scream thrice for Uncle Melty, and dreams will come true. Come bong hits and coughing and a menacing grin! It’s time for Nobody Likes Onions…ogain! …

December 22, 2023: Did Chad PRANK Patrick? Kate Meaney Shows Off! Ray Loses ANOTHER Dad!

December 22, 2023

Kevin Brennan has kicked Ray to the curb, after making him quit the Shuli Network and his own stream out of loyalty. Will Ray ever realize the toxic push and pull of Kevin is wreaking havoc on his joints! Chad Zumock panics like a fool again when Patrick reveals another traitor in his midst. Get the full behind-the-scenes breakdown of events on today’s show. Kate Meaney keeps on doing podcasts, and may even be launching her own project very soon. Don’t believe it? Hear it from her own mouth as she sits down with Ray for a dull-off the likes of which you’ve never seen! Hit the like button and wish yourself a merry little Christmas! …

MEMBERS ONLY: Cool Cat VS. Dirty Dog – An Insane Watch Party!

December 22, 2023

Welcome to the jungle! It's been a fun week in the miseryverse, with Kate Meaney teasing a new podcast, Chad Zumock beginning to spiral about Atlantic City, and so much more! What does the night hold for those bold enough to venture in to the night with these Onion knights so bold! Come along and join the brigade, and have a laugh or two with your pal Patrick before this weekend's Christmas chaos befalls you.

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December 21, 2023: STEEL TOE SWINGING! Ray & Kate Demo Their Talent! Kevin Brennan The Hypocrite!

December 21, 2023

We’re wrapping up the week, but it doesn’t feel like the week is done with us. Kevin Brennan seems to be upset with the idiots he’s surrounded himself with, but he can’t stop protecting his farm of fools and lashing out at rational people, making him look insane in the process. Aaron and April Imholte are almost certainly swingers, and Patrick has some compelling thoughts on how their arrangement must work. Ray Devito has no idea what his podcast even is, and just to prove it he booked Kate Meaney to come on. Watch as both Ray and Kate try to figure out why Kate is even making appearances, and stroll down a basic bitch back-alley of memberberries. Hope you like NOTHING and heaps of it! …

December 19, 2023: Helping The OLD! Corey Feldman’s New Funko! Redneck Recipes & More!

December 19, 2023

It’s Tuesday, and it’s been so long since the audience of this show has been trained properly. Today we learn how to give some well-earned service to the most elderly amongst us. Chad Zumock is spiraling and Atlantic City will be great. We’ve got some new characters to check out, and those characters want to share some culinary knowledge. Hope you like tater tots and beans! Corey Feldman has some new toys he wants to show off, and he dressed all weird and brought his creep energy to the party to tell you about it. Joey C plans his domination of the AM radio market. …

December 18, 2023: NOBODY Likes CHAD ZUMOCK! DonkeyLips Can’t Walk! Steel Toe Numbers Are DOWN!

December 18, 2023

Patrick’s schedule is ALL WONKY for the next week or so, and you’ll just have to deal with it. The internet is a fickle mistress, and her shows are not relegated to your temporal bounding boxes, human. The Lou and KY morning show is the shining beacon of the Joey C universe. Lou looks like his teeth got in a fight and had to be seperated. Did we mention he’s dumber than potting soil? Patrick revisits Haley Sacks, a guest from NYC who had a showing so bad, she couldn’t even bear to be in the same room with Patrick ever again. Steel Toe suffers another insane defeat at the offering plate, and April comes down to give Aaron a sloppy consolation kiss before heading off to her night shift at Arby’s. Save some horsey sauce for us, Ape! …

CHAD ZUMOCK: Drunk Comedy LOLCOW Can’t Stop Drinking & Sucking!

December 16, 2023

Ding dong! It’s Saturday night and the mood is right! Come on down to watch the latest edition of Chad Zumock, alcoholic fail whale, completely embarrass himself for about thirty dollars. The worst part is the helpless little pig can’t keep himself sober enough to do his own gig! Drink up, piggy! Atlantic City is in two months and reality awaits you at the Borgata! Come find out how many fans are on your side, oink boy! The difference between this fantasy world where Chad has fans and the stark reality of Chad trying to act popular in person is going to be a sight to behold. …

December 15, 2023 PART 2: Let’s Get It Poppin Fresh! The After-MLC Breakdown!

December 15, 2023

Many hours have passed and the landscape has changed. Chad Zumock and Kate Meaney have been emboldened by the recent backlash of Kevin Brennan on Patrick. After gushing for weeks and calling him the sheriff of the dabbleverse, the worm has turned and Patrick is seemingly on the outs with the pink hot dog man. But Kevin doesn’t need Patrick. He has Ray, and Kate Meaney, and let’s not forget his number one son, Chad Zumock. Kevin says Patrick shouldn’t come to Atlantic City, but how could the Big Onion miss this party? It’s on in Atlantic City baby! Let’s wrap up the week and try to smooth things over on this second installment of the Friday Onion program. Kick back and relax with Melton and the kids! There’s no reason to be upset. This has all been a big misunderstanding! …

December 15, 2023 PART 1: KEVIN BRENNAN is MEAN! I’ll RUIN Your Life OLD MAN! Jkjk PO Box Friday!

December 15, 2023

It’s’ Friday, and while there may be a peace settling over the Joey C and Melton feud, Kevin Brennan seems wound up about something else. Patrick woke up to a text calling him a pathetic piece of poo, but your guess is as good as anyone’s as to what it’s about. It seems like Kevin likes to be the guy investigating and asking questions, but he cannot handle the heat when it’s thrown back on him. How much of this show will be about Kevin Brennan? It’s hard to say. Friday’s are loose around here. just like every other day of the week. We’ve got a PO Box update and maybe some more from your favorites. Who knows what Friday has to offer? Don’t miss it! …

December 14, 2023: KATE MEANEY Gets Turned Out! Joey C Is Gonna BUST! Mersh Sweats A Lot!

December 14, 2023

It’s been two day’s since Kate Meaney went on her third manic swing regarding her public internet reputation. Kate seems to have tapped out and run for the hills, but can you ever be sure with a privileged private-school drug-dealing anal princess? Joey C can’t stop screaming about Melton, and it’s becoming detrimental to his health. Patrick has an offer Joey can’t refuse. Mersh has a fitness update for everyone and of course wants to tell you about some plans he has for some gross cats he found. Planet with a Palate has breakfast while answering questions from her adoring fans. …

BROWN-EYE BONUS! The Kate Meaney Chronicles! A Dumb Woman WASTES Her Family Legacy!

December 12, 2023

Toot toot! All aboard the Poo Poo Choo Choo! Kate Meaney is already spiraling OGAIN after trying to control her own image on Twitter and MLC all day. This chick is a wreck, and the more she talks, the funnier it gets. I’ve got good news and bad news for Kate Meaney, daughter of comedian Kevin Meaney; today you finally provided some hilarious content, but it once again revolved around what a delicious snack that bootyhole was for your ex-boyfriend – the one you said had a tiny peen. Anyway, girl. Let’s talk about it! …

December 12, 2023: STEEL TOE Gets WORSE? Catalano TV Collapses, Kate Meaney is a WRECK!

December 12, 2023

Steel Toe as hosted by Aaron Imholte and his worthless spouse is unbearable, but have you heard Steel Toe helmed by Johnny Crutches? It’s worse than you could ever fathom. We explore The recent gallivanting by the Immolates in Vegas and what that time away has done to their precious show. Kate Meaney has found her medication and a sliver of confidence after bitching, trying to strike, crying, whining, deleting, hiding and more. It’s both humorous and sad to watch a young girl WRECK her social value over and over and over. TommyNC2010 has a movie review for the new Godzilla movie, but don’t get your hopes up for a poster. Joey C and his wife are busy debunking all the latest rumors about their trouble with the law. Joey C proves he doesn’t have an ankle bracelet, but Patrick has an update about his status with the law. …

December 11, 2023: The C Word! YouTube DELUSION Invades Joey C’s Brain! Kate Meaney Has NOTHING!

December 11, 2023

It’s Monday, and you might be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but Patrick is reeling from some bad news he received over the weekend. Could this be the end for Patrick’s poor beloved dog, Brad? And if so, is there any alternative, short of a medical miracle, that can bring comfort to this man? Worlds collide in ways you can’t even imagine, Watch as the Kate Meaney saga brings us back home to Las Vegas, where we meet a new nut! Angie Krum is gettin ready to release a podcast that is going to be full of comedy lol gold. Her simple mind coupled with a team of idiots has conjured up an entertainment juggernaut that will sweep cosmetology circles like wildfire. TommyNC2010 has reviewed one of the hottest movies of the winter season. …

December 9, 2023: MERSH Ain’t Fat! Kate Meaney Embarrasses Herself More! Saturday Vibes!

December 9, 2023

The rich come out on a Saturday to pick squares and embrace possibilities. The Imholte’s are in Las Vegas and the rumors are trickling in. Patrick has a challenge to issue to Aaron and April, but they’re too busy running around Las Vegas like rubes, dazzled by all the lights and free drinks. Kate Meaney has another video where she’s singing to all of us with he childish angelic voice. Watch as she stands on a table in her rich mom’s home and sings in to a gold club. Patrick’s in the mood for Mersh, and we watch some of this donkey’s latest clips. Mersh is going on a trip and wants everyone to know about his catsitter and the new automatic feeder he splurged on for his cat family. Mersh is also sick of people saying he can’t get laid, and he also doesn’t like Patrick calling him fat, no matter how much it’s the truth. …

December 7, 2023: Kate Meaney Should RUN! Kevin Brennan MELTS DOWN In Hypocrisy!

December 7, 2023

Kate Meaney spent most of the night huddled over a keyboard leaving comments on yesterday’s NLO show, and she has now blocked Patrick after many accusations. It’s sad when a young comedian has no idea how the internet works, but apparently Kate is in the DANGER ZONE! Kevin Brennan is obsessed with Shuli and his viewers, but thinks Patrick is obsessed with his viewers. He bites the troll bait HARD! What a nut! Ray Devito seems to be more confused than ever. It’ a tumultuous time and I ask that you bear with us during this personal ordeal. …

December 6, 2023: Someone Help Kate Meaney! Kevin Brennan is LOOSE!

December 6, 2023

It’s another week of MLC drama, and Kevin is at the peak of his obsession with Shuli and Bob and their viewers. What is the prize that whoever wins this corner of the internet gets? Is there a plaque or some sort of certificate? What is Kate Meaney trying to protect, anyway? Did Geno have anything to do with a privacy complaint on one of Patrick’s videos? Do we ever need another show with this sorcerer psychiatrist again? I’ve got some yelling to do! …

December 4, 2023: The THACKERING Begins! Planet Goes DIRTY! Donkeylips Has BIG DREAMS!

December 4, 2023

It’s Monday, and it’s the start of a new month, and we couldn’t be happier that you’ve decided to join us here at The Onions. Patrick went to see Adam Sandler over the weekend and aside from having to watch his daughter sing a Taylor Swift cover song for nine minutes while the Sandman wept and played guitar, it was ok. We found out one of our favorite fatties has a dirty clips site and you can download a lot of gore that is sure to turn the bits and bytes on your hard drive rotten in no time. Opie Radio really is a delusional guy. Michael Ray Bower killed a cat in his dream and he thinks it’s something he needs to memorialize from a toilet vlog. Steel Toe is so far ahead of making their goals that you’re going to be sorry. Our favorite dumb financial advisor is back with a new podcast where she interviews other dumb girls about their financial mistakes and we learn nothing. …

Members Only Show – December 1, 2023

December 1, 2023

It's a Friday night Member's Only extravaganza! We meander the web and try to make sense of it so you don't have to. Tonight, we try to unravel and explain the Keanu C. Thompson versus Kate Meaney situation. Just a couple of broads arguing about their buttholes and what they do with them in their spare time. Geno Bisconte and Keanu are allegedly retaliating against Kate for buddying up with Kevin Brennan, but Keanu and Geno say that isn't so. Who is telling the truth? Kevin Brennan and Keanu call in to set the record straight. We also catch up with TommyNC2010 and look back to remember what makes this special boy so special.

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