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June 25, 2024: HAWK TUAH-SDAY! Angie Krum FINALLY Releases Haircast! Fatties Galore!

Patrick tries to get in to some other topics as we sit and wait for some expected bombshell from the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte love triangle with Minnesota egg-trash, April Anderson. What is expected to come out next? We don’t know but it’s supposed to be really big and shocking news. Planet with a Palate is back and she wants to show off her boy to the channel while using her air fryer. Angie Arum has finally released her re-recorded podcast where she cuts the hair of nobody wannabe comedians around the Vegas area from her budget high-rise above the strip. Let’s watch as a comic who can’t “cut it” attempts to create a show where her dud personality merges with other boring failures from around the comedy flop scene. Celebrate the fat wit NLO on this magical Tuesday!

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June 24, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Can’t Get Over April Anderson! Did Mooby MAKE Mat Quit Podcasting?

Another week means another week of milking the drama and trickle of news out of the Rekieta household for sympathy and righteous indignation over at the Aaron Imholte homestead. Watch another morning of Johnny K-legs sighing through the same old cope and whine from his buddy Mooby as he laments the fact that his hotwife is gone for good. A midwestern man cannot let go of his emotional reaction to losing his woman, and we shall all watch as he wrecks his own life as a result. Mathew Poster is one of Aaron’s only cohosts left, and after making his quit his own Savage Thoughts podcast, has Mooby revealed his unintentional plan to keep a stable of beaten-down insecure nobodies to cosign his nonsense on a daily basis? NLO thinks so. Come speculate with us!

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MEMBERS ONLY: Steel Toe Gets DAD-CUCKED! Set Up Theories! Is Nick Rekieta Gonna Drop The HAMMER?

The lols don’t stop just because your work week is done! We go back and catch some things Patrick missed regarding Aaron Imholte and his fake overreaction to the follicle test of Nick Rekieta’s child. Isn’t it time we try to learn more about Matt, Mooby’s simple Eeyore-like chum who shows up some nights to pretend he’s still a radio man? Let’s take a walk down memory lane to see when Matt stopped having such Savage Thoughts. Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame, has been cranking out videos that explain why he isn’t cranking out videos. Let’s see what’s happening with one of America’s most prolific child-stars that nobody wanted to take advantage of.

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June 21, 2024: WAWA SUMMER STARTS NOW! Aaron Imholte’s Dark Corners! DonkeyLips Overshares Again!

The lols don’t stop just because your work week is done! We go back and catch some things Patrick missed regarding Aaron Imholte and his fake overreaction to the follicle test of Nick Rekieta’s child. Isn’t it time we try to learn more about Matt, Mooby’s simple Eeyore-like chum who shows up some nights to pretend he’s still a radio man? Let’s take a walk down memory lane to see when Matt stopped having such Savage Thoughts. Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame, has been cranking out videos that explain why he isn’t cranking out videos. Let’s see what’s happening with one of America’s most prolific child-stars that nobody wanted to take advantage of.

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June 20, 2024: The KIKI Conundrum! What Is Keanu C. Thompson? Steel Toe’s COHOST CABAL Exposed!

Another day and another win for the toe! Johnny Kobbles was back today and cannot make it more clear to Aaron that he doesn’t have any forks left to give about his stupid ex-wife and her drama. But that will not deter Aaron from going on and on and on and rehashing all the dirt. New theories arise about the intents of April Anderson and Nick Rikieta since the arrest. Kiki aka Keanu C. Thompson is losing her mind on her show, not that anyone would notice. Let’s dive in to this weird pseudo-comedian slash wannabe chuckle-chaser and ask ourselves what this woman is up to, and more importantly why.

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June 19, 2024: THE TEENTH! Did Aaron Imholte DOSE Nick Rekieta’s Kids? New Chilling Accusations!

Patrick has migrated the studio over to a new computer, attacked the problems head on, and is ready to come back live and see what isn’t working. Aaron Imholte has gone full throttle on alighting his few friends about his past, and we are here to shed some light on the truth. Will Aaron Imholte ever be able to let April Anderson go, or is the small-town Minnesota failure of a father destined to waddle in a pity puddle for eternity? Let’s laugh as he lashes out at the latest drip from the Rekieta Law lolcow lollipop. Let’s see who saying what, what makes sense and what doesn’t, and just what everyone’s motives might be. Saddle up, simpletons! It’s time to ride!

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June 17, 2024: STUTTERING JOHN Goes To Vegas! Steel Toe’s Aaron Imholte Is a BAD DAD!

It’s Monday and there are some fantastic things to recap from the weekend! Stuttering John, who used to be a mentally-disabled diversity hire at The Howard Stern Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, visited Las Vegas and tried to hunt down Patrick and serve him a piece of his mind. Or did he? Patrick breaks down the game film and gives his side of the confrontation. Keanu is back on Steel Toe today, badmouthing people and agreeing with nonsense to please her main man, Aaron Imholte. Let’s watch two big brains break down the nick Rekieta and April Anderson situation for the nineteenth time with absolutely no evidence or truth behind it. How did Aaron Imholte celebrate Father’s Day with his three children? Did the one he never wanted feel included in the fun? Let’s find out!

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JOHN WATCH! Patrick Under Threat! Steel Toe Sour Hour! Chad Zumock Is LOST In Utah!

Patrick is hunkering down in his basement safe room! Join him for a show tonight and let’s see what happens! The more the merrier! We’ve got some Mersh stuff Patrick attacks Doctor Steve! Steel Toe is getting boring again and that’s good for everyone! Your input and calls! Your fun and balls! Come build a campfire of cope and feel your way to the freedom that is not really caring about any of it!

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June 13, 2024: Nick Rekieta’s NOTHING Texts! Aaron Imholte DODGES Another Fight! Phishing Frenzy!

The host of Steel Toe Morning Show, aka Charlotte Imholte’s dad, aka the most soupy-skinned man in Minnesota, is back at it again. You won’t believe what we have this pasty pudge falling for this week. Aaron can’t wait to destroy his former love, April Anderson, before she even turns in an application at the local factory. The rumors keep swirling and the trolls continue to play Mooby like a fiddle. Keanu Thompson joins this morning for another full-on cope session where Aaron continues to gaslight Keanu about their own friendship. Watch one of the most awkward pairs in the world as they keep trying to “do a show.” The numbers keep falling and the goals are not being hit over in Steel Toe town. Patrick wants Stuttering John to come by his house when he comes through Vegas. He will be waiting. And if John doesn’t come, at least let his mom know that Patrick wants a slice of that old hair pie’s goofy gash!

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June 11, 2024: STEEL TOE’S NEW LADY! Watch Aaron Imholte Use His Children Next!

Aaron Imholte has already started panicking about his channel and the collapse in views now that Nobody Likes Onions is back from break. The views and the live number have Aaron shook, and of course he’s lashing out with insane lies about Patrick to try to make himself feel better about his lack of audience retention skills. The warning signs for women are laid bare at the alter of Steel Toe. Listen while a town man walks you through what he thinks a healthy relationship is, one week after announcing his divorce is official. Will Aaron’s habit of using women to further his own agendas stop at his own children, or is oldest daughter Charlotte Imholte destined to have her reputation smeared by her own father before she steps foot in to a high school. Let’s explore Aaron’s latest round of panic.

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MLC SNIPETOWN! Watch An Old Man Try To Do A Show!

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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June 10, 2024: Nick Rekieta SHAKES Aaron Imholte! How Long Until EVERYONE TURNS On Steel Toe?

Aaron Imholte has enjoyed a week of swimming in the deep with no natural predators, bragging about his live views and continuing to run his mouth to his own detriment. There will be a day of reckoning where all of the stories and insane pseudo-bragging that Aaron continues to do about his druggie wife April Anderson and his former leather daddy Nick Rekieta cause him some life strife. But he can’t see the forest for the trees, and Aaron is hell-bent on controlling the narrative and trying to make sure everything is portrayed as another win for the Toe. Patrick is back to help settle the proverbial hash of this Minnesota mush mouth. And did we mention that the kids are involved now? This can’t miss!

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HACKAMANIA AFTERMATH: The Highs, Lows, Rants, Raves and Stories! Your Questions Welcome!

Patrick is finished cleaning up his life after Hackamania and wants to sit down and yell some more. His voice isn’t gone enough. Come join in a Friday night hang with a lot of the people you may or may not have met at the event last weekend. Who was there? Who wasn’t? Will Patrick be itching because of all th bedbugs? How much did Ray get paid? Did LL Cool Lee even find the Hilton? All the stories and gossip get laid bare on tonights edition of Nobody Likes Onions.

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June 1, 2024: LIVE AT HACKAMANIA in Las Vegas!

Patrick has lost his voice, and is dealing with curveball after curveball in Las Vegas for Hackamania. Missing performers, promised audio and video components are missing, and cameras start dying left and right. It’s day two and things are going smoother, but Patrick is frazzled and he takes a brief break to rest on stage during his own podcast. Pat Dixon tells the crowd jokes they missed, Bryan Johnson of Tell ‘Em Steve Dave fame joins Patrick to talk about Steel Toe and the latest insane drama with Nick Rekieta. Jason Bently comes up to talk about Kevin Brennan and his Hackamania experience. Tookie Aaron Imholte savs the show with a cloud of energy that fills the room.

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Aaron CAUSES Search Warrant of NICK REKIETA! Steel Toe Begins It’s RELAPSE In To E-BEGGARY!

We finish our watch of Aaron Imholte telling the most saucy Steel Toe sexy time stories with Nick Rekieta and his wife, along with his ex-wife and super-spun sidepiece April Imholte aka April Anderson. The Minnesota mind warp continues, as this morning the search warrant circumstances were made public, and Aaron is over the moon about being the center of attention once again. It seems the Steel Toe program and April’s ambiguous role as the family’s live-in caretaker are at the center of the arguments for intervention at the Rekieta household. Wont’ some please think of the children? Steel Toe brings useless whiny cripple Johnny Crutches back on the show to add nothing as the Steel Toe show begins its steady decline back to the beg-cast we know it to be.

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Steel Toe TRASHES Nick Rekieta Following Arrest! How Long Will Newcomers Fall For Imholte’s BS?

What a revealing weekend it has been on the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte front. Everything this show has predicted has come true and so much more, and Aaron can’t stop himself from trying to make his hacky morning comedy stream more popular by cashing in on the Nick Rekieta and Rekieta Law reputation. Come for another deep Steel Toe dive as these universes collide and we help un-muddy the waters for newcomers to the madness that is Steel Toe. Moody is here from New Zealand to expound on theories and offer advice that we all know Aaron Imholte will never take. New court documents, new takes, and so many clips to watch. Come join us!

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Court Docs! Nick Rekieta and April Imholte Are FREE! Did STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte SNITCH?!

Another BANGER week in the Dabbleverse as it collides in to the Rekietasphere once more! All of our wildest speculations are turning out to be true. It appears that April Imholte, with little money and only her lap wallet to offer, was being kept and turned out by BIG NICK ENERGY himself, Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law. Minnesota has never been so cold! Let’s break down the bond hearing, the circumstances of the arrest, the “anonymous tipster” and so much more. PLUS – how wrong can MLC get things? Kevin Brennen embarrasses himself stream after stream with bad instincts, poor logic, and the most clueless boobs as sidekicks. Patrick breaks it all down on this very whatever episode of Nobody Likes Onions!