Patrick bet everything he had on the big fight an it’s weighing on his conscience. Can we talk about something funny for once? Will you please stop bringing everyone down about it? This is the worst. …
Patrick pretends to be drunk for almost two hours to show how desperate the people who hate Nick are to believe their own narratives. Please don’t comment about how bad this is. Everyone knows. It’s on purpose. …
It’s the day after ween, and all through them street, you can gather up candy, and gobble them sweets. Join Patrick and his maritime friends for a romp in the seas and a a helluva good time! I gotta have AI start writing these things! …
Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks in on Tampa radio personality Mike Calta aka Cowhead to see the latest project by another radio dinosaur who has completely fallen asleep at the wheel as the broadcast industry dies around him. …
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