It’s time for a good ol’ Steel Toe Morning Show Evening Show watch along! Will there be cope? Will there be excuses? Will there be banning? Will there be Matt? Only Mobbed will tell. Gather ’round the razor wire boot and listen to tales tall and true! …
Aaron Imholte hid from the internet last week hiding from the internet, after court documents alleging his abuse of his ex-wife have leaked to the internet. Aaron has spent months digging in to the personal life of his former wife and polycule partners, drooling over salacious details of court documents and releasing his own anecdotes about his personal life. After spilling dirt on everyone around him, he wants the Internet to go easy on him and stop mentioning his domestic violence and assault allegations. Will it work? Most likely not. Donkey Lips aka Michael Ray Bower has some very cool carne asada wings he wants to teach us how to make. It’s a Wawa Summer and we have some more Summer music for you to rock out to. …
Patrick finishes watching the final show from Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show for the Fourth of July week. Aaron is in a tailspin as he tries to get the collective internet to stop paying attention to the texts from his ex-wife alleging that he assaulted her while they were married. Watch as he continues to ruin his program in the pursuit of controlling the opinons of everyone around him. As the 10th anniversary roast of a failed radio man and father speed towards us, will Aaron be able to turn the tide of public opinion or is this more than a stub for the ol’ Steel Toe? Plus Patrick gets TWO $1000 Supertips from Mike Boudet from the Sword and the Scale Podcast and everyone couldn’t be more surprised! …
Aaron Imholte is spending the holiday weekend trying to bond with his parents after years of estrangement because of his recent ex-wife April Anderson, and maybe after a weekend of hot dogs and sparklers the neglectful dad will feel comfortable enough to put his arm around his own daughter. Aaron continues to try to distort reality by banning detractors and preventing anyone from mentioning his domestic abuse allegations. There’s some other nuts to catch up with if we have the time, and who knows what kind of tangents Papa Patrick will lead the flock through this fine Friday. Aren’t you excited about the potential? It’s a free-for-all Friday so bring your attitude, questions an favorite topics to the table if you want to rattle the cage! …
Aaron Imholte has been accused of domestic violence by April Anderson, formerly April Imholte, in court documents that leaked over the weekend. Aaron is in full sweep mode, trying to bury and cover the accusations with many different versions of cope, including calling his ex-wife Ashley Larue a liar, making up alternative timelines to distance himself from the incidents, and much more. Now he’s using the only daughter he knows the name of, Charlotte Imholte, to cover for his abuse and shield him from the same wrath he’s been heaping on to others for months. Watch as Aaron tries to thread the needle of being exposed as a womanizing abusive partner and balancing his lies, ex-wives tempers, and a mounting court case against the noodle-armed Minnesota misogynist. …
Failed Minnesota broadcaster Aaron Imholte is back streaming this morning, trying to distract his listeners from the fact that he’s an aggressive control freak that physically abused his ex-wife and continues to manipulate her psychologically from the cockpit of his scam dungeon. Watch as Aaron tries to thread the needle of calling the mother of his children a liar, the recently divorced wife an exaggerating saboteur, and so much more. Of course, now that the allegations are against Aaron and his abuse of April Anderson, he wants to move on and not talk about it anymore. Aaron would like it if we could all put this in the past and revisit it when something bad comes out about others instead. Will Mooby be able to pull another fast one on his pay pigs? Will they continue to support a womanizing psychopath with a history of laying hands on the weaker sex? …
Aaron Imholte has been telling everyone he’s a changed man who has repented for his sins while shaking a fist and a bible at those around him. But what happens when the court documents that leak start to reveal more angles of Aaron Imholte, revealing several years of abuse between two wives of the wanna be boxer slash radio star. New documents and text messages reveal a close bond between April Imholte and Ashley Larue until Aaron manipulated the two to be intolerant of each other. Physical, mental and psychological abuse revealed from two of Aaron’s former partners, and a violation of the restraining order his ex-wife obtained to protect herself from his harassment now puts his financial and parental future in more danger than ever. This one is a bombshell! …
Aaron Imholte has had quite the year, and it’s just going to get worse for the low-testosterone streamer from the simple sticks of Minnesota. The problem with Aaron is that Aaron keeps screwing up Aaron’s plans. From losing the biggest viewer bump he’s ever had to slowly revealing his unbridled glee regarding his recent divorce, the guy can’t stop making it clear to his viewers that he is a selfish narcissist who will never admit certain flaws. From manipulating weak-minded friends to convincing his remaining supporters that the show is better than ever, The Steel Toe Morning Show is on a lol-worthy trajectory that you won’t want to miss. Stuttering John can’t stop ignoring his mom to try to stick it to bunch of strangers that he will never meet or talk to in person. Why won’t John let his poor mother enjoy her golden years without terrorizing her home with constant prank calls and deliveries? Why is the BabaDuke so petty and fragile? …
Patrick tries to get in to some other topics as we sit and wait for some expected bombshell from the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte love triangle with Minnesota egg-trash, April Anderson. What is expected to come out next? We don’t know but it’s supposed to be really big and shocking news. Planet with a Palate is back and she wants to show off her boy to the channel while using her air fryer. Angie Arum has finally released her re-recorded podcast where she cuts the hair of nobody wannabe comedians around the Vegas area from her budget high-rise above the strip. Let’s watch as a comic who can’t “cut it” attempts to create a show where her dud personality merges with other boring failures from around the comedy flop scene. Celebrate the fat wit NLO on this magical Tuesday! …
Another week means another week of milking the drama and trickle of news out of the Rekieta household for sympathy and righteous indignation over at the Aaron Imholte homestead. Watch another morning of Johnny K-legs sighing through the same old cope and whine from his buddy Mooby as he laments the fact that his hotwife is gone for good. A midwestern man cannot let go of his emotional reaction to losing his woman, and we shall all watch as he wrecks his own life as a result. Mathew Poster is one of Aaron’s only cohosts left, and after making his quit his own Savage Thoughts podcast, has Mooby revealed his unintentional plan to keep a stable of beaten-down insecure nobodies to cosign his nonsense on a daily basis? NLO thinks so. Come speculate with us! …
The lols don’t stop just because your work week is done! We go back and catch some things Patrick missed regarding Aaron Imholte and his fake overreaction to the follicle test of Nick Rekieta’s child. Isn’t it time we try to learn more about Matt, Mooby’s simple Eeyore-like chum who shows up some nights to pretend he’s still a radio man? Let’s take a walk down memory lane to see when Matt stopped having such Savage Thoughts. Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame, has been cranking out videos that explain why he isn’t cranking out videos. Let’s see what’s happening with one of America’s most prolific child-stars that nobody wanted to take advantage of. …
The lols don’t stop just because your work week is done! We go back and catch some things Patrick missed regarding Aaron Imholte and his fake overreaction to the follicle test of Nick Rekieta’s child. Isn’t it time we try to learn more about Matt, Mooby’s simple Eeyore-like chum who shows up some nights to pretend he’s still a radio man? Let’s take a walk down memory lane to see when Matt stopped having such Savage Thoughts. Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame, has been cranking out videos that explain why he isn’t cranking out videos. Let’s see what’s happening with one of America’s most prolific child-stars that nobody wanted to take advantage of. …
Another day and another win for the toe! Johnny Kobbles was back today and cannot make it more clear to Aaron that he doesn’t have any forks left to give about his stupid ex-wife and her drama. But that will not deter Aaron from going on and on and on and rehashing all the dirt. New theories arise about the intents of April Anderson and Nick Rikieta since the arrest. Kiki aka Keanu C. Thompson is losing her mind on her show, not that anyone would notice. Let’s dive in to this weird pseudo-comedian slash wannabe chuckle-chaser and ask ourselves what this woman is up to, and more importantly why. …
Patrick has migrated the studio over to a new computer, attacked the problems head on, and is ready to come back live and see what isn’t working. Aaron Imholte has gone full throttle on alighting his few friends about his past, and we are here to shed some light on the truth. Will Aaron Imholte ever be able to let April Anderson go, or is the small-town Minnesota failure of a father destined to waddle in a pity puddle for eternity? Let’s laugh as he lashes out at the latest drip from the Rekieta Law lolcow lollipop. Let’s see who saying what, what makes sense and what doesn’t, and just what everyone’s motives might be. Saddle up, simpletons! It’s time to ride! …
Patrick is hunkering down in his basement safe room! Join him for a show tonight and let’s see what happens! The more the merrier! We’ve got some Mersh stuff Patrick attacks Doctor Steve! Steel Toe is getting boring again and that’s good for everyone! Your input and calls! Your fun and balls! Come build a campfire of cope and feel your way to the freedom that is not really caring about any of it! …
The host of Steel Toe Morning Show, aka Charlotte Imholte’s dad, aka the most soupy-skinned man in Minnesota, is back at it again. You won’t believe what we have this pasty pudge falling for this week. Aaron can’t wait to destroy his former love, April Anderson, before she even turns in an application at the local factory. The rumors keep swirling and the trolls continue to play Mooby like a fiddle. Keanu Thompson joins this morning for another full-on cope session where Aaron continues to gaslight Keanu about their own friendship. Watch one of the most awkward pairs in the world as they keep trying to “do a show.” The numbers keep falling and the goals are not being hit over in Steel Toe town. Patrick wants Stuttering John to come by his house when he comes through Vegas. He will be waiting. And if John doesn’t come, at least let his mom know that Patrick wants a slice of that old hair pie’s goofy gash! …
Aaron Imholte has already started panicking about his channel and the collapse in views now that Nobody Likes Onions is back from break. The views and the live number have Aaron shook, and of course he’s lashing out with insane lies about Patrick to try to make himself feel better about his lack of audience retention skills. The warning signs for women are laid bare at the alter of Steel Toe. Listen while a town man walks you through what he thinks a healthy relationship is, one week after announcing his divorce is official. Will Aaron’s habit of using women to further his own agendas stop at his own children, or is oldest daughter Charlotte Imholte destined to have her reputation smeared by her own father before she steps foot in to a high school. Let’s explore Aaron’s latest round of panic. …
Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today? …
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