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May 13, 2024: Aaron Imholte ANNOUNCES DIVORCE?! Silly Corncob Jesse “Kid” Ever ATTACKS!

May 13, 2024

The melting mountain meh-scape of Minnesota insulates Aaron Imholte and his untalented slag wife from facts and information, and it shows on the latest iterations of the Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron Imholte is throwing daily tantrums and cascades of cope about Patrick and the rest of his detractors now, obsessing over Melton and Hackamania and other stuff he wishes he could be involved in. Aaron feels lost without his woman and his mentor Mersh to guide his show. Watch as he continues to tell you how well he is doing, and how he’s miles ahead of any perceived competition. Patrick received a message from a comedian that is very charged and threatening, and maybe we should look in to this internet tough man and draw some conclusions! …

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KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Steel Toe Sidekick CRIES & COLLAPESES. On Air After Criticism! (Part One)

May 8, 2024

INT. BASEMENT – MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me – does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear – Mooby better learn to fly solo! …

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KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Mersh DISMANTLES Crippled Emotional Man SAVAGELY! (Part Two)

May 8, 2024

INT. BASEMENT – MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me – does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear – Mooby better learn to fly solo! …

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May 7, 2024: Steel Toe Morning Show GETS WORSE! The BIGGEST Ladies We Know! TRAINING TUESDAY!

May 7, 2024

We’d be ignoring our civic duty if we didn’t bring your daily dose of Aaron Imholte coping about his missing wife April Imholte, and losing his mind over his haters and the goal. How long will this guy continue to spaz out at the very people that support him and his insane fantasy to be behind a microphone for a living. Glitter and Lasers heads out on the water to see if she can float. What happens when a fat girl at sea can’t fit in to the bathroom? I know a bunch of fish and sea turtles that don’t want to find out. The chat determines what kind of fat is acceptable and we coin a new term, “normal fat.” We take Training Tuesday back to where it started with a visit to America’s most dangerous breakfast spot, Waffle House. …

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May 6, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is MAX Lazy! MERSH Madness! Is SUMMER SINCLAIR a Fake Reality Star?!

May 6, 2024

Another week and another round of half-hearted attempts at improving a crumbling program. Aaron Imholte is at a loss without his lady and he’s winning so much, and his show is growing so well that he is changing things left and right. Patrick always says nothing is funnier than when a lolcow actually tries to do something, and last nights Members Only program from the Steel Toe whatever show minus April Imholte. Mersh has a new clipper that expertly captured a recent meltdown from the poor Florida streamer. Is Summer Sinclair trying to get fame or just a few dollars from her recent appearance in a couple of fake reality viral videos. Who makes this kind of crap content and how did they find Summer? …

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May 2, 2023: Bob Levy Is Lonely? KB Gets Older? Steel Toe WINE SHOW! Aaron Imholte LOVES Patrick?

May 2, 2024

Join Patrick for a late night catch up show, where Patrick apologizes for his inconsistent schedule due to a lot of the logistical stuff going on with Hackamania. Is Bob Levy on the outs with the Shuli network? Is this just another work to fool Kevin Brennan in to showing his spiteful nature? Is BOB solo now or is he looking for new partners? Kevin Brennan gets another year older, but his cold sore is still under two months young. Aaron Imholte is definitely coping witha new single life, and fantasizes about teaming up with Patrick for shows and even absconding to Las Vegas to Hackamania. Will Mooby have the balls to show? …

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April 30, 2024: What’s Happened To MLC? FELICIA is FINE as FUNK! APRIL IMHOLTE Needs A Job!

April 30, 2024

Patrick is recovering from a headache that could choke a donkey. That doesn’t mean anything. Don’t overthink it. Let’s check out the latest version of MLC and try to figure out what this show has become. It’s the last day of April and we need to make our nut. There’s four squares left on the wall and daddy needs to hit the goal! Stuttering John and Kate Meaney are on a fantasy world where Patrick is about to get arrested for some imagined crime at any moment. John is wasted and has seems to have pink eye from wiping with his hands before snacking. We check out the imagined new jobs for April Imholte aka April Anderson now that she’s out of the Steel Toe business. …

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April 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Reboots Itself – OGAIN! NOBODY Knows Tech In Minnesota!

April 29, 2024

Aaron Imholte can’t stop declaring himself a winner over and over again. After a hard drive crash, a lack of backups, and little-to-no technical knowledge, the Minnesota luddite tries to get a show going with Keanu for almost forty-five minutes. We take a closer look at Aaron and April Imholte and their friendships with other streamers. There’s a new Mersh clipper in town, and he’s arrived at just ther right time. Things are not going well over at Captain Fatty’s Kitten Castle, and he’s taken to yelling at sponsors and his godfathers at Rumble about his treatment and his recent stress about paying taxes. For a winner, Mersh certainly is always in constant financial panic. …

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April 26, 2024: NLO vs STEEL TOE! Battle Of TROUBLED TECH!

April 26, 2024

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today? …

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April 23, 2024: Kevin Brennan BROKEN & SPIRALING! Old Man Pays GIGGLY GIRL To Cosign BREAKDOWN!

April 25, 2024

It’s been weeks since we’ve checked in on Uncle Kevin Brennan, Neal Brenann’s less successful brother and once-wannabe wacky physical comic. Kevin’s podcast is entering a new phase. The self-production and lack of punctuality were already causing fans to become irritable, but how will the new crop of MLC clueless comics fare in the colosseum that is the MLC revolving door. Let’s watch Kevin Brennan go over weeks-old clips and renew his anger while regurgitating stories to one of the most giggly, fake-laughing open mic-stresses that has slid across the NLO console in quite awhile. Come taunt this mans wife! …

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April 22, 2024: SHATTERING STEEL TOE! DonkeyLips Won’t Fall For Scams! We Got A NEW GUY?

April 22, 2024

Patrick is back this morning to go over some of the last bits of information gathered surrounding the Steel Toe Morning Show demise, it’s crumbling, and reflections about what this means for the future of this Minnesota couple. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips has left his house and, while waddling around, informs the public about some recent occurrences in his life, as well as how he’s too smart to fall for free computer scams from haters who might be fans but are bad people. It’s hard to decipher. …

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April 18, 2024: Did APRIL IMHOLTE CHEAT On Aaron Imholte? The NEW GIRL Of STEEL TOE!

April 18, 2024

A new theory has emerged in the April Anderson saga as we try to uncover what happend that led to the downfall of the marriage and on-air partnership at Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron marches on with his show, without a plan or the confidence to admit it’s not going well. If there were a prize for constantly changing your panic to confidence and vice-versa, Aaron Imholte would win hands down. And where is April Imholte aka April Anderson from Litchfield? Is she running around town trying to get hired while rumors of drug abuse and sexual impropriety swirl? Or is she locked away in a facility, sucking down Suboxone like a used-up witch? The winds of Minnesota have not been kind to this simple and very racist couple. Why is Aaron running around town singing and dancing and flirting openly with other women? Does Kiki want to be in the middle of this tumultuous relationship? …

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April 17, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE’S SECRET JOURNAL! Songs of Sadness! It’s WORSE Than We Ever Knew!

April 17, 2024

Patrick is fresh off a full day of productivity and chair shopping, and the butts at Hackamania are going to appreciate the dedication to comfort and quality. Some of our discord dorks have uncovered a playlist made by April Imholte Anderson, and four days ago she was updating it with new songs like Someone Like You by Adele. Watch and Moody calls in to walk us through a sonic journey of sadness, chronicling the events and feelings that led up to April leading the show, and we see if her choice of songs, and the metadata around her playlist, can help us decipher her plans for the future. Spoiler alert – it’s not looking good for this Minnesota mis-matched couple. …

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April 15, 2024: LESS HOLE, SAME GOAL! April Imholte Anderson NEEDS A JOB With NO DRUG TEST!

April 15, 2024

The dream comes crashing down just as fast as it began. In an unceremonious and barely-watched Members Only stream on Sunday night, Aaron admits that April will not be returning to the Steel Toe Morning Show, and she may be interested in rejoining the job force, if she can keep her alleged meth habit in check long enough to fill out an application and sniff her way through an interview. What will April do now that her legendary broadcast career has come to an end? Why is Moody rolling with it like this is the plan all along? Is Aaron Imholte actually undergoing some sort of self-reflection that will result in him being less of a narcissist? Will that change be enough to hold on to his failing marriage and April Anderson’s ruined radio career. …

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April 11, 2024: FARM GIRL FAIL! Filthy Factory F*cktoy GIVES UP! Will It Be MOOBY or MAMA?

April 11, 2024

It seems like the STEEL TOE MORNING SHOW gravy train of LOLs will not cease! Aaron Imholte kicks off his day with another “two scoops” of cope. It must be getting tough to roll out of bed with bruised ribs and a bruised ego, and let’s not even talk about the sore o-ring. Let’s watch as Mooby already tries to force April Imholte aka April Anderson aka Mama’s Little Woods Angel back on to the show to open a package. Wielding a sippy cup around for no reason, and clinging to it like a blanket, let’s watch as Aaron Imholte tries to decide whether today is a good day or a bad day for the ol’ Steel Toe. …